haha, this was the best:
I was inbetween jobs (quite a few years ago) and looked at the paper. So I called this one ad that said something like great pay, great hours etc.
A girl picks up and says, before I've said a word, come down for an interview. I said hold on a minute, what the hell is it you actually do? She replied that I need to come down to see all the great things... I again said no thanks, but tell me what you do and I'll think about it...
At this time, believe it or not, she became enraged and began yelling at me about how I'm never going to make any money, I'm passing up the opportunity of a life time, my life will suffer... just went on a tirade for a couple minutes, and I just wanted to know what kind job I was applying for.
I couldn't believe it.
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