[CaptainCrunch]

Bury a store dummy in her back yard while making a lot of noise and crying like a girl.

Call homeland security and tell them that you saw a big brick of gray playdough like material in her fridge

Spray her car with truck bedliner

call her house from a payphone, act like the worlds most persistant telemarketer

get her drunk, knock her up

Pay all of her friends to pretend that they don't know her at all.

Steal a bunch of office supplies, put them in her house, call her boss

Simpson's moment. Take a beer out of her fridge, take it to home depot and put it in a paint mixer, then return it to her fridge.

drop a snake in her toilet, don't flush, don't light a match and leave