At my brother's place up in Creekside there are always at least 4-7 bunnies in his yard alone (big yard, but that is ONE yard), as it isn't fenced yet. They are everywhere, hopping around, looking cute and making those little bunny faces where their whiskers wiggle, but DON'T BE FOOLED ONE DAY THE SIGNAL WILL COME AND IT'LL BE CURTAINS FOR ALL OF US; YOU MIGHT KILL THE FIRST FEW DOZEN BUT THE THOUSANDS THAT COME AFTER WILL EAT AND EAT AND EAT AND IT'LL ALL BE OVER, NO MORE CARS AND NO MORE SKYSCRAPERS OR HOLIDAYS IN HAWAII, NO MORE FLIRTING WITH THE HOT WAITRESS AT JOEY'S AND NO MORE LATE NIGHT BEER RUNS, IT'LL JUST BE FUR AND PAWS AND LITTLE BUNNY EARS TWITCHING WITH JOY THAT IS IT ALL THEIR WORLD NOW!!!!
The winter might have thinned them out enough for us to win the coming war - if it wasn't for the oil companies and the subsequent global warming. Only Al Gore can save us now!
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