Pyrotechnics, man! You need a tank of gas with a hose hooked up to the grill, along with a lighter element there. Not sure exactly how you'd do it (or how you'd get it to pass vehicle inspections), but the basic effect would be that you can push a button and get a fireball to come out the front of your car. Perfect for when you're driving around listening to the game and the flames score, or when you get cut off by someone who's got oilers window flags.
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