To The UN
From Scorpio head of Hadron Collider project Switzerland
Gentlemen stop I now have the Hadron Collider a device capable of destroying the world stop I demand that the West Coast of the United States and the Dallas Cowboys be turned over to me immediately Stop Failure to comply dramatic stop will lead to the destruction of the earth through the formation of a black hole stop you have 24 hours stop
Sincerely
Scorpio
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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