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Originally Posted by Muta

Guys, I'm a full-out Scientologist. And I'm telling you now, Xenu is one scary individual and his powers should not be obliviously underestimated by mere mortals such as ourselves.

We have no comprehension of the kind of destuction this entity can bring to our people. We must defend our planet at all costs. Our day of reckoning is upon us. Will you join us in our fight for intergalactical supremacy? The fate of the human race depends on it.

Bullcrap.

I don't believe you.