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Originally posted by RougeUnderoos@Feb 1 2005, 11:53 PM
After probably 5 or 10 seconds of just bald-faced ogling I snapped out of it, straightened myself out and inserted that pump in it's proper slot.
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I know I have been up for to long now....
Well thank god for BA he picked out everything there.
My best story involves a lady at Calaway Park who mocked myself (rides operator) for going over the rules for the bumper boats and verbally harassing me in the process (minor things like calling me an idiot, and what not... i didn't really mind but it lasted for half a freaking hour while she was in the lineup. So naturally my first thought becomes revenge and how I can extract revenge on this lady. Finally when she gets to the front I am able to see who this person is. She is this huge and I mean orca huge lady who realistically would not have been able to sit in the bumper boat on her own, well not without causing serious damage to herself and the boat.
So now you have this sweatly fat bitch in the lineup, and I decide why not extract my revenge at this current time. So I break out in song (improv) about why people over the weight limit can not go on the ride, and near the end of it I had everyone in the line sing the last phrase about how people over the weight limit are not allowed on the ride.
It was great. She left and complained. I didn't care much.