1. What are your views regarding sex outside of marriage?
The more the better.
2. What are your views regarding homosexual or lesbian relationships?
Males: go for it guys, just keep it down will ya?
Chicks: can I watch?
3. What are your views on abortion?
Undecided.
4. Do you believe in moral absolutes (ie: that there are some things that are always right or wrong regardless of culture or religion)?
There are some universal truths, but they’re very basic, and very few. The value of human life is the only one that springs to mind.
5. What, in your view, is the purpose of life?
Getting in some laughs while you can. But always remember, the joke's on you.
6. What is your view of the Bible and what role should it play in our lives?
Too slow. Could have used a better editor. Currently have one propping up a busted table leg.
7. Do you go to church? If so, how often?
Only if they’re having a bake sale. Food is so good when there’s a little bit of Jeebus in every bite. Mmm... Jeebus.
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