I don't know anybody who is a Canucks fan, despite the fact that part of my family and several friends of mine live in Waaancouver. But everyone whom I know in that city either cheers for someone else or doesn't watch hockey. It makes Canucks fans an anomoly to my mind. I actually can't understand how they exist in the world, and am often convinced that these people are not real but rather phantoms that appear to my mind as a gross appearance of ugliness.

I mean honestly, how could anyone cheer for a team with Roboto Luongo in net and the pinky and the brain sisters as the two-face of the franchise?

IF you are ever in downtown Vancouver and need a great place to watch the Flames..send me a PM and I will tell you where to go and who's name to drop...they will give you a TV with the Flames game on it...regardless of whether the sucks are playing....oddly there is never many suck fans there anyways....most of them can't afford the skytrain ticket to get downtown

I have to be part of this out of principle alone.

Canucks fans are terrible. I assume a great number of them populate correctional facilities and/or psychiatric institutions judging from their posting style.

It's a theory of mine that sports teams and sports fans take on each other's personalities. For instance, the Flames are a hard-working team and the people of Calgary are hard-working people. The Oilers are a bunch of soft, overpaid sissies and players will take a pay cut to live elsewhere... same with the city of Edmonton heh. Now whether its the fans that influence the teams or the teams that influence the fans, that's another matter.

Having said that, the Canucks are a bunch of pony-riding blubbery diving whiney bitches. So their fans...

To show a little compassion to our Canucklehead friends, it must be quite insane making to have to convince yourself that the Sedins are great players and could do something meaningful when real hockey begins.

Haha, I just had a passing thought that it might be worth losing the division to the Canucks and then have them fall on their faces in the first round when their opponent has time and opportunity to shut down the amazing Burrows and Kesler one two punch.

Flames All-time Win % - 0.522 (Ranked 7th among current NHL teams)
Canucks All-time Win % - 0.452 (Ranked 25th among current NHL teams)
Canucks All-time Win % Vs. Calgary Flames - 0.415
Only Teams With Worse All-time Win % Than Vancouver - Phoenix, Florida, Tampa Bay, Columbus, Atlanta - LOL
Amount Of Games In A Row Canucks Must Win To Equal Flames Win % - 425
Canucks From 1970-71 Thru To 1990-91 = 19 Out Of 21 Losing Seasons, Including 15 Straight - Bahahaha
Ineptitude At It's Finest

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