Caption Contest Nedved Styles

[kermitology]

http://www.hockeyrodent.com/bird/nedargue.jpg
http://www.hockeyrodent.com/bird/nedved79.jpg
http://www.hockeyrodent.com/bird/nedved78.jpg
http://www.hockeyrodent.com/bird/nedved77.jpg
http://www.hockeyrodent.com/bird/nedved76.jpg

Make fun!

[Bill Bumface]

"No no, when you walk the run way you need to wiggle your but more... like this. Now you try. NO! ALL WRONG!"

[Jiggy_12]

"The Oilers suck!"
"But we almost made the playoffs!"
"I don't care, the Oilers suck!"
"Yeah, so?"

[kermitology]

If you're ever going to beat that Hansel guy, he's so hot right now, you're going to have to learn to pull your panties out of your pants! No arguing with me Missy.. If you don't you better believe I'm signing in Edmonton!

[Bill Bumface]

^ haha.. just watched that last night

[photon]

Hot Hockey Wife: $Millions

T-Shirt and Sandals that make you look like a schlep: $14

Trying to convince her to move to Edmonton, her getting mad, and having the pictures spread all over the Internet so everyone can see what a good relationship you have: Priceless

[kermitology]

What's possibly funnier than our lines.. are the Oiler fans getting in a huff over the pictures and whether or not they're real!

This is like the Czech National Enquirer! WAAA WAAA (http://oilfans.com/forum/index.php?t=msg&th=14408&start=0&rid=728&SQ=c41cb733e33e27cf60b2fc58fc067348)

[Prototype]

"Seriously, The Bay pays good money to model. See, I told you there was modeling oppertunities in Edmonton."

Then a whole bunch of "But..." "But..." "But..."'s

[calf]

"I swear, you'll be the prettiest girl in the world's largest trailer park"

"no no, that's not true! they got rid of the mandatory mullet law 6 weeks ago. you'll look out of place, but that's ok"

"yeah, I know it smells bad there, but after 2 months you won't notice it"

[JBR]

"I don't care if his/her name is Ales and you've seen him/naked before, you're not allowed to room with him on the road!!!"

"But honey, I missed Eric... Had a few drinks and voila!!"

"Whatever, loser. And who wears white shorts these days? Honestly!!"

[JBR]

Picture by picture quotes.

1) $20.00?
2) ok, ok $25.00
3) fine, $30.00 but we use your car!
4) wait! don't go. $40.00 canadian and 2 subway tokens.
5) can you at least give me a ride back to the village?

[T@T]

All i know is,i'd love to be in the possition to argue with her <_<

[nik-]

PIC 1: "yeah ... but baby ..."

PIC 2: "yeah ... but baby ..."

PIC 3: "yeah ... but baby ..."

PIC 4: "yeah ... but baby ..."

PIC 5: " ... they have a really big mall!"

[I-Hate-Hulse]

"Hey, you can't judge it based on that Gateway Blvd... those pawnshops and liquor stores aren't that bad"

"It'll be long in the back and front but short on the sides....come on baby, it won't look that bad!"

"But you'll be the prettiest girl in all of Edmonton - seriously"

"But Tommy Salo's wife said she had a hell of a time there. She said to visit Phoenix too." :P

[the-rasta-masta]

Please Honey, we can grow some mullets and we'll fit right in!

[The Familia]

Baby I SWEAR it was just because I took an extremley cold shower last night before bed...........

[Hanna Sniper]

It wasn’t what it looked like, I swear. I told Kevin to kiss my a$$, just like you told me to do…. The next thing I know… yadda yadda yadda… then you walked in on us.

[Reggie Dunlop]

http://members.shaw.ca/edmundt/nedshirt.jpg

[KevanGuy]

Does that first pic look 'shopped to anyone else?

[Cube Inmate]

Originally posted by KevanGuy@Aug 18 2004, 12:40 AM
Does that first pic look 'shopped to anyone else?
Yep... or else whazzername has a halo around her entire body.

BTW Reggie: What's that supposed to be on his shirt?

[calf]

Originally posted by Cube Inmate@Aug 20 2004, 11:39 AM
BTW Reggie: What's that supposed to be on his shirt?
I'm not reggie, but it looks like the "hanging with in the dome, chillin' with Jarome" shirts

[the_only_turek_fan]

hahahahahahahhahahahaha

That is classic Reggie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[evman150]

That hangin in the dome chillin with jarome pic is classic!

Bravo.