Bikini Model Housecleaning

[Zarathustra]

Hey guys, I've started a business and I'm giving all my fellows CPers a chance to have their houses cleaned by gorgeous women in bikinis or lingerie. The normal hourly rate is $55 per hour, but for you guys I'll charge $45 per hour, and you get to choose if they wear a bikini or lingerie (I'll charge the same fee for CP members).

I will bring the girls to your house, they will vacuum, sweep, dust, do your dishes, etc... in their bikini or lingerie. The girls are available on evenings and weekends and we'll schedule cleanings when you want them. Cooking and baking services will also be available.

This is strictly a maid business, there is no sex or sexual acts involved, the girls are just being paid to clean and look pretty. Dreams do come true.

The website is up and running now its:

http://www.calgaryfantasymaids.com/

[Da_Chief]

Lol

[Papi34]

If i didnt live at home i would be all over this!!!

Great entrepeneur skills!! best of luck!

[Mike Oxlong]

Now this is a thread that is useless without pics!

Be prepared for a flood of PM's (Including mine of course)

[missdpuck]

How much are the girls paid? You couldn't pay me enough to be leered at by a CPer:D Just curious.

[Resolute 14]

Yes, We need a website address to ... err ... look into whether this buisness is ... viable. ;)

I would absolutely love to know how job interviews for something like this works.

[Resolute 14]

How much are the girls paid? You couldn't pay me enough to be leered at by a CPer:D Just curious.

You could send me a picture, and I'll do it for free. Then you could claim your looks are "priceless". :whistle:

[missdpuck]

You could send me a picture, and I'll do it for free. Then you could claim your looks are "priceless". :whistle:

Sorry.Not falling for that! Bikini models get a lot more than$50 an hour , that's all I'm saying....if not they're doing themselves an injustice, or they have other issues:whistle:

[4X4]

That's hilarious. Is there a hotness guarantee? I'd be pretty disappointed if I bought this service and some butterface showed up.

[Zarathustra]

Yes there is a hotness guarantee, I interview all models and make sure they meet my standards. Also I will send you recent pictures of the model you choose before they come over to your house.

Edit-You also don't pay until you meet the model, so if you aren't satisfied you won't be charged. But you are also expected to tip the girls if they do a good job and you want them to work for you again.

[Raekwon]

So you are saying that they won't buff my lobby or polish my knobs? ;)

[Zarathustra]

No sexual favours, no touching. All this is is beautiful women cleaning your house in a bikini and you watching. I will make sure these girls are also very flirtatious and outgoing so they will provide the customer with a great experience.

[missdpuck]

It's a good business idea but arethereany provisions for the girls' safety? It's bad enough wearing a bikini to a public beach , never mind being in a stranger's home. Someone tried this in SoFla but it didn't work for several reasons..one of them being there are plenty of beaches and girls in bikinis around here. We also had a topless donut shop and a couple of topless car washes. Another reason these businesses failed had to do with solicitation.

[Zarathustra]

For sure we have plenty of rules, and if anything comes up for the girls feel uncomfortable I'll come pick them up and sort everything out. Also when I go with the girls to the house, if we are creeped out by the guy or it looks dangerous, I will just take them back home.

It's a good business idea but arethereany provisions for the girls' safety? It's bad enough wearing a bikini to a public beach , never mind being in a stranger's home. Someone tried this in SoFla but it didn't work for several reasons..one of them being there are plenty of beaches and girls in bikinis around here. We also had a topless donut shop and a couple of topless car washes. Another reason these businesses failed had to do with solicitation.

[albertGQ]

Do they clean toilets?

[Da_Chief]

For sure we have plenty of rules, and if anything comes up for the girls feel uncomfortable I'll come pick them up and sort everything out. Also when I go with the girls to the house, if we are creeped out by the guy or it looks dangerous, I will just take them back home.

LOL, im sorry but that sounds more like pimping than housecleaning service. :D

[BOSSY]

Hey, if there is a market for it why not...

[ok, ok,....I get it]

This could really take off. I run my own business and if I can give you one piece of advice:

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_TVVDdbRQQfg/SCx7ubN8WjI/AAAAAAAAF8s/XF2H1RZA4Qo/virgilpimphand2.jpg

[malcolmk14]

Good thread.

[troutman]

I retained something like this in Penticton. They were called Sweeping Beauties.

[Zarathustra]

Do they clean toilets?

Well I guess but I'd charge an extra $5 per hour seeing as this isn't very glamorous!

Right now I'm getting a lot of interest from models, but not as much from customers, I don't really understand. $40 dollars an hour having a model clean your house is an excellent rate. So PM me if you are interested and I'll set you up with your type of model, pictures are available.

[fredr123]

Well I guess but I'd charge an extra $5 per hour seeing as this isn't very glamorous!

Right now I'm getting a lot of interest from models, but not as much from customers, I don't really understand. $40 dollars an hour having a model clean your house is an excellent rate. So PM me if you are interested and I'll set you up with your type of model, pictures are available.

If I were single, I would be reluctant to pay good money to have a bikini-clad lady enter my home to do a questionable cleaning job unless said lady were exceptionally hot. Anything less, and you're a entering Pervland, population: you.

That being said, if you had pictures and/or a decent website to pimp your services you might garner more interest.

[Zarathustra]

If I were single, I would be reluctant to pay good money to have a bikini-clad lady enter my home to do a questionable cleaning job unless said lady were exceptionally hot. Anything less, and you're a entering Pervland, population: you.

That being said, if you had pictures and/or a decent website to pimp your services you might garner more interest.

Again, these women are models, they are all hot and you'll see pictures before they show up at your house. I will only be showing pictures to guys who are interested, I won't be posting them on a public forum.

[BOSSY]

I'd imagine that you aren't getting interest because if I want my house cleaned I want it clean... A good maid, even if she is ugly, is about that price.

If I want to see hot chicks I'll go to a strip club or rent some porn. Point being I don't see many guys paying to watch a chick in a bikini clean his house - two seperate motivations here - clean house vs. looking at a hot chick.

The guys that probably want your service can't afford it and still probably live with mom while the guys that can afford it don't need to pay to see a hot chick in their house...?

Just my rambling thoughts...

[Madman]

Would I be able to polish something as well while they are cleaning?

I'd hate for them to think I didn't do anything around the house.

[Zarathustra]

LOL. That's fine if you're not interested, but there is a large market for beautiful women cleaning houses.

I agree with a lot of posts in this thread, once I get the business up and running I should start a website, post some videos, and pictures of the models. Just from posting ads on craigslist I've gotten enough interest so far, once I get the website up and running it should take off. This is the trial period right now, I'll probably be raising prices once demand increases, so send me your PMs if you're interested.

[Gozer]

Right now I'm getting a lot of interest from models, but not as much from customers, I don't really understand. $40 dollars an hour having a model clean your house is an excellent rate. So PM me if you are interested and I'll set you up with your type of model, pictures are available.

If I was paying money to spend time near a model, I wouldn't want to be staring at here while she was crawling under my toilet or realizing that I think dusting is performed by an open window.

[malcolmk14]

Is it just me or does this remind anyone else of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry starts sleeping with his maid?

[troutman]

Another possible name:

Happy Cleansings

[Shazam]

Check PM please...

[Madman]

Another possible name:

Happy Cleansings
Rub and Tug.





Rub the counters and tug the bedsheets of course.

[Madman]

I've rethought my name and bring to you the winner:

Rug and Tub

:#1:

[FanIn80]

I've rethought my name and bring to you the winner:

Rug and Tub

:#1:


Hahaha that's awesome. :#1:

[EVERLAST]

scrub then tug........its clean now so she can touch it.

[4X4]

I retained something like this in Penticton. They were called Sweeping Beauties.

:lol:
Spoken like a lawyer...

[Poison]

Allright enough haggling when do we get to hit it?

[Zarathustra]

Well we had the first customer today, he payed for 2 hours and gave the girl a $50 tip. I'm also getting a lot of interest now, so if you are interested in getting you place cleaned message me ASAP before the girls are booked.

[Madman]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/321421416_778e4cda62.jpg

[Zarathustra]

Again, if you are interested send me a PM and you'll see pictures of the girls. It really doesn't take that much effort. In the PM also tell me what day you are interested in the cleaning, and what part of the city you are in.

[T@T]

http://seattlebikinihousekeeping.weebly.com/uploads/1/6/3/9/1639398/2135472.jpg

[Flames_Gimp]

pm sent

[HotHotHeat]

Do you clean commercial spaces?

[Zarathustra]

Do you clean commercial spaces?

I haven't really thought about that, but I guess as long as it's safe. What did you have in mind?

EDIT- We have our first repeat customer this week, he is looking to have his place cleaned regularly!

[SportsJunky]

he is looking to have his place cleaned regularly!
Why do I see you saying this while making the "air quotes" gesture? :cool:

[iggnuef]

I haven't really thought about that, but I guess as long as it's safe. What did you have in mind?

EDIT- We have our first repeat customer this week, he is looking to have his pipes cleaned regularly!

fixed

[Zarathustra]

I've changed the rate for CP members from $40 an hour to $45 dollars an hour. This is still less than the $50 dollar per hour rate. A 20% percent discount is too much now that the business is getting established, especially once the website is finished.

Why do I see you saying this while making the "air quotes" gesture? :cool:
Hm?

[Aces High]

You make me sick. Be a man, don't be a pimp. You're not a businessman, you're a scumbag. Calgarypuck should ban you from this site. Just my honest opinion.

[missdpuck]

You make me sick. Be a man, don't be a pimp. You're not a businessman, you're a scumbag. Calgarypuck should ban you from this site. Just my honest opinion.

I like you:eek:

[Aces High]

In fairness to this guy, he thinks he's being a good businessman by catering to a niche market. I just don't think it's right to sell women's bodies for money, which is what you're doing here no matter how you try to justify it in this thread. Be a real man, start up a real housecleaning business where the women are fully clothed.

[Zarathustra]

In fairness to this guy, he thinks he's being a good businessman by catering to a niche market. I just don't think it's right to sell women's bodies for money, which is what you're doing here no matter how you try to justify it in this thread. Be a real man, start up a real housecleaning business where the women are fully clothed.
Hahahaha. Did you register just to post this? Hilarious.

Don't just be upset at me! Start sending angry letters to modeling companies, to nightclubs, to stripclubs, and to every single company that employs beautiful women strictly for their looks. Welcome to the real world bud.

[Aces High]

You're absolutely right my man. I'm not some right wing nutjob who wants women to dress up in duvet covers before they leave the house. I have a problem with people profiting off of other people's sexuality, be it strip club owners, pimps, Maxim magazine owners, etc. I just don't think it's very honourable for someone to do what you are doing, but this is a free country and you have a right to do what you want. I respect that. I hope you'll respect my right to air my opinion on my hockey team's fan site. I don't think what you are advertising here is appropriate for a family oriented website.

Get a real job, be a man, do the right thing. Watch "Casino" starring Robert de Niro. As he says, "be a man. Don't be a pimp."

[Zarathustra]

You're absolutely right my man. I'm not some right wing nutjob who wants women to dress up in duvet covers before they leave the house. I have a problem with people profiting off of other people's sexuality, be it strip club owners, pimps, Maxim magazine owners, etc. I just don't think it's very honourable for someone to do what you are doing, but this is a free country and you have a right to do what you want. I respect that. I hope you'll respect my right to air my opinion on my hockey team's fan site. I don't think what you are advertising here is appropriate for a family oriented website.

Get a real job, be a man, do the right thing. Watch "Casino" starring Robert de Niro. As he says, "be a man. Don't be a pimp."

Do you feel better now?

[JiriHrdina]

You're absolutely right my man. I'm not some right wing nutjob who wants women to dress up in duvet covers before they leave the house. I have a problem with people profiting off of other people's sexuality, be it strip club owners, pimps, Maxim magazine owners, etc. I just don't think it's very honourable for someone to do what you are doing, but this is a free country and you have a right to do what you want. I respect that. I hope you'll respect my right to air my opinion on my hockey team's fan site. I don't think what you are advertising here is appropriate for a family oriented website.

Get a real job, be a man, do the right thing. Watch "Casino" starring Robert de Niro. As he says, "be a man. Don't be a pimp."

Next time report the post then instead of freaking out.

Thread locked - we'll discuss this thread and decide if its appropriate or not.

[Zarathustra]

Hey guys the thread has been re-opened (thanks Jiri), I've got a website now with recent photos of the models. Also if you have any doubts about the legitimacy, Papi34 can vouch for me.

http://www.calgaryfantasymaids.com/

Still charging $45 per hour for cleaning and cooking services for CP members. And you guys won't have to pay extra for the maids to cook and clean in lingerie, I'll charge the same $45 and hour fee. But there is a two hour booking minimum.

[Papi34]

Yes sir the guys legit. Again, great great business idea.

[Phaneuf3]

Hey guys the thread has been re-opened (thanks Jiri), I've got a website now with recent photos of the models. Also if you have any doubts about the legitimacy, Papi34 can vouch for me.

http://www.calgaryfantasymaids.com/

Still charging $45 per hour for cleaning and cooking services for CP members. And you guys won't have to pay extra for the maids to cook and clean in lingerie, I'll charge the same $45 and hour fee. But there is a two hour booking minimum.
are any of them good cooks?
$90 to have some lady in a bikini come over, cook dinner, do the dishes and clean up doesn't sound like such a bad idea...

[Peanut]

If I were single, I would be reluctant to pay good money to have a bikini-clad lady enter my home to do a questionable cleaning job unless said lady were exceptionally hot. Anything less, and you're entering Pervland, population: you.



Sorry, this is also what came to my mind about your customer base. :D

[Zarathustra]

are any of them good cooks?
$90 to have some lady in a bikini come over, cook dinner, do the dishes and clean up doesn't sound like such a bad idea...
Well one of them is good at cooking (Kim) and the other is good at baking (Jess). So whichever you are looking for, we can accommodate.

[4X4]

Entrepreneurs - 1
Banned Dorks - 0 (well, technically 1. As in, one banned dork)

Good job, Zara. Your service isn't something I'll be purchasing, but I will defend your right to provide it!!

[Shazam]

Do they clean trombones?

[Zarathustra]

Entrepreneurs - 1
Banned Dorks - 0 (well, technically 1. As in, one banned dork)

Good job, Zara. Your service isn't something I'll be purchasing, but I will defend your right to provide it!!
I appreciate the support from you and the moderators for re-opening the thread!

[kermitology]

Do they clean trombones?

You got something jammed in your spit valve? I bet that suckers ready to explode!

[Guest1]

To any married man that is going to open this website "just to see if was legit" please tell/warn your wife or clear it from your history.

When I open CP's address, I just type in "Calgary" and then press enter to open it from the recent history. When I did this last week, this website popped up.

Luckily for my husband I remembered this thread from when it was first started and believed him when he said he was "just seeing if was legit"...

[Phaneuf3]

To any married man that is going to open this website "just to see if was legit" please tell/warn your wife or clear it from your history.

When I open CP's address, I just type in "Calgary" and then press enter to open it from the recent history. When I did this last week, this website popped up.

Luckily for my husband I remembered this thread from when it was first started and believed him when he said he was "just seeing if was legit"...
And if you didn't....?

Would you be really that concerned that your husband was looking into (very affordable) maid service to help take the workload off both of you?

ps: I'm not trying to attack you, I'm honestly curious what the problem is.

[jammies]

Is this actually working out? It's like when we used to go to Studio 82 for wings and I'd insist on sitting in the sections not being served by the bikini girls - maybe I'm just too fastidious, but I prefer to see half-naked women on a beach and not oozing oils onto my food, or scrubbing my toilet. It doesn't exactly scream "glamour" to me, but what do I know?

[Guest1]

And if you didn't....?

Would you be really that concerned that your husband was looking into (very affordable) maid service to help take the workload off both of you?

ps: I'm not trying to attack you, I'm honestly curious what the problem is.
My comment was a bit tongue in cheek... but it did make me do a double take.
I would be concerned that in my "fat-preggo-self-concious" state I'm in right now, that my hubby would be needing a woman this scantily clad cleaning my house. I think I would rather my husband look at porn.

[Peanut]

And if you didn't....?

Would you be really that concerned that your husband was looking into (very affordable) maid service to help take the workload off both of you?

ps: I'm not trying to attack you, I'm honestly curious what the problem is.

Clothed maids are like $40/hour. If my husband really wants to "help us both out around the house" he can go ahead and hire a cheaper service.

EDIT: Not speaking on Puxlut's behalf, of course. Just my take on why I wouldn't particularly appreciate my husband hiring bikini-clad maids.

[Phaneuf3]

Clothed maids are like $40/hour. If my husband really wants to "help us both out around the house" he can go ahead and hire a cheaper service.

EDIT: Not speaking on Puxlut's behalf, of course. Just my take on why I wouldn't particularly appreciate my husband hiring bikini-clad maids.
$40/hour vs the $45/hour special CP rate he's offering. Forgetting the whole bikini part, that's not a bad price for maid services. Especially after a couple people on the boards take advantage of his offer and post some good reviews, I'll gladly pay the $5 premium for my homework being done for me.


Of course it might not be for everyone - my wife isn't the jealous type and won't feel threatened by a woman in a bikini around the house.

[Peanut]

$40/hour vs the $45/hour special CP rate he's offering. Forgetting the whole bikini part, that's not a bad price for maid services. Especially after a couple people on the boards take advantage of his offer and post some good reviews, I'll gladly pay the $5 premium for my homework being done for me.


Of course it might not be for everyone - my wife isn't the jealous type and won't feel threatened by a woman in a bikini around the house.

Thanks for that.

Your wife is probably also not 8 months pregnant and a feeling bit grumpy towards cute little 18 year olds prancing around in bikinis?? It's all about perspective my friend. ;)

[Phaneuf3]

Your wife is probably also not 8 months pregnant and a bit grumpy towards cute little 18 year olds prancing around in bikinis. It's all about perspective my friend. ;)
Touche.

PS: Anyone know of any other reputable maid services - I've heard bad things about Molly Maids (I think that's their name) and don't know of any others. I don't care about the bikini part of it, I just want my house cleaned. Not trying to hijack the thread or counter-advertise, but if these prices are just as good as they appear to be, the OP won't mind a little comparison shopping going on to show just how good of a deal he's offering.

PPS: Congrats on the soon to be baby.

[Guest1]

Your wife is probably also not 8 months pregnant and a feeling bit grumpy towards cute little 18 year olds prancing around in bikinis?? It's all about perspective my friend. ;)
That was the point I was trying to get across in my last post (but alas: baby brain strikes again)

If this was posted 8 months ago, I would have used it as a way to get a maid!
A win-win situation. I don't have to do the vacuuming and hubby gets a little teenage eyecandy. I'd do just about anything to not have to do laundry ;)

[Boblobla]

That was the point I was trying to get across in my last post (but alas: baby brain strikes again)

If this was posted 8 months ago, I would have used it as a way to get a maid!
A win-win situation. I don't have to do the vacuuming and hubby gets a little teenage eyecandy. I'd do just about anything to not have to do laundry ;)

Can I get you to talk to my Fiancee plz?

[Peanut]

Can I get you to talk to my Fiancee plz?

Oh, please! Mrs. Boblobla-to-be could probably get a job doing this with Zarathustra's venture.

Pay her $45/hour to put on a bikini and do it herself. ;)

[stang]

My comment was a bit tongue in cheek... but it did make me do a double take.
I would be concerned that in my "fat-preggo-self-concious" state I'm in right now, that my hubby would be needing a woman this scantily clad cleaning my house. I think I would rather my husband look at porn.

I obviously dont speak for everyone, but i think a a woman is damn sexy
when pregnant!!

[4X4]

I obviously dont speak for everyone, but i think a a woman is damn sexy
when pregnant!!

Blatantly hitting on a married woman. Stay classy, Edmonton...:lol:

[stang]

Blatantly hitting on a married woman. Stay classy, Edmonton...:lol:

Not at all. I am married and up until 3 weeks ago my wife was pregnant too. Just saying that you can be pregnant and sexy too.

I am not even from Edmonton.

[Flames_Gimp]

Umm pregnant and sexy in the same sentence..eww.

[stang]

Umm pregnant and sexy in the same sentence..eww.

pfff what do you know?

[Peanut]

pfff what do you know?

Not to totally derail the thread, but I'll give some major thanks to those comments. :kiss:

[Guest1]

We've got 6 more weeks to start our own "Pregnant-Bikini-Maid" service!http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r82/jedineko/Web/PregnantBikini9.jpg

[Coach]

Im just gonna jump in on this and say that while its nice to have an attractive woman to look at in little clothing cleaning my house. This all just seems like one big tease. Obviously your probably not going to end up sleeping with her (see Seinfeld maid episode) so what is this other than paying $70/hour of lame porn that i can get for free on the web and its 5 times better. Although i think that would probably take away from my cleaning more.

[Boblobla]

Im just gonna jump in on this and say that while its nice to have an attractive woman to look at in little clothing cleaning my house. This all just seems like one big tease. Obviously your probably not going to end up sleeping with her (see Seinfeld maid episode) so what is this other than paying $70/hour of lame porn that i can get for free on the web and its 5 times better. Although i think that would probably take away from my cleaning more.

http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Emoticons/missed_the_point.jpg

[CaptainCrunch]

I don't know how comfortable I would feel to have some girl in a bikini cleaning my house. I would feel like I was exploiting her.

chances are, I'd just offer her a beer

[Rerun]

House cleaning can be very hot, sweaty work!

I'm sure the girls are way more comfortable doing this type of work in a bikini than if they were forced to wear all their clothes.

I mean, how often do you hear of women doing their own housework while clothed only in their panties and bra, or just their panties, or nothing at all !!!!

This type of work uniform is definitely to the girls advantage and comfort. I'm sure any visual tittilation that the man of the house may be exposed to is purely secondary and totally accidental. :whistle:

[Sylvanfan]

We've got 6 more weeks to start our own "Pregnant-Bikini-Maid" service!

What use is it to hire a maid service that can't clean out my cat's litter box! Something I have to do for the next 2 to 38 weeks, and I'd happily trade that chore for cleaning the bathroom if I could.

[Guest1]

What use is it to hire a maid service that can't clean out my cat's litter box! Something I have to do for the next 2 to 38 weeks, and I'd happily trade that chore for cleaning the bathroom if I could.
I cleaned the cat's litter box for ten years.... my husband can suck it up and do it for ten months!

(And I doubt the maids would do it. I think it's dishes, dusting and vacuuming...)

[troutman]

I cleaned the cat's litter box for ten years.... my husband can suck it up and do it for ten months!




Mr. Puxlut: Let the cat outside at night. Problem solved.

[Azure]

Short term win: Let cat outside.

Long term win: Cat doesn't come back.

:nod: