Coming Soon - 1.5 M CP Posts

[troutman]

Posts: 1,499,108

Will you be the one?

[Azure]

No.

Photon will rig it.

[Locke]

I dunno, last time I was 999,999th and 1,000,001. Talk about a screw job. This place is more crooked than the KHL...do we even have an ambulance on station?

1.5 Million posts thread?

[FanIn80]

Oh much win coming in this thread!

[Berger_4_]

Yay! Hopefully this one will reach the epic thread status that was the million post thread (may God rest it's soul)

[Azure]

Oh much win coming in this thread!

Until Jiri closes it that is. :ph34r:

[JerzeeGirl]

Until Jiri closes it that is. :ph34r:

That Jiri....just doesn't let us have any clean, wholesome fun!!! :whistle: ;)

[Prototype]

That Jiri....just doesn't let us have any clean, wholesome fun!!! :whistle: ;)

If you ever met him, you'd understand.

[Locke]

I, for one, will post whore the hell out of this thing now that all moderator recourse in skill denigration has been repealed! There is no more control people, they cant Blue Square us innocent posters any longer.

Posters of CP unite and push the forum over the 1.5 Million post mark with a post of absolute garbage! No blue squares for anyone anymore!

[Flamesguy_SJ]

in before the lock and humiliating custom-title changes :ph34r:

[Locke]

Its time to let them know that we're madder than hell, and we're not going to take it anymore!

[Locke]

For every post that others dont make I will post 3.

Thats a challenge, step up to the plate people!

[JerzeeGirl]

Attica....Attica........S-T-R-I-K-E!!!!

LOL!!!!!

[WhiteTom]

I love a good riot!

[Locke]

I love a good riot!

There ain't no justice like angry mob justice!!

[worth]

http://synthesismagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/lolwut.jpg

[Locke]

And all of a sudden everything went pear shaped....:blink:

[troutman]

1,499,154

Should happen in about 528.75 minutes. 8.8 hours.

[notoepik]

If you ever met him, you'd understand.


Totally unfun. :ph34r:

Proto why do you not have a little name under your user name?? You special or somethiung??

[flylock shox]

Step aside citizens.

Let a professional handle this.

[Locke]

1,499,154

Is that the official count? I recall that photon and Jiri had skewed the actual numbers because of the help/suggestion forums and the secret board where they plot their attacks against us....

[Locke]

Step aside citizens.

Let a professional handle this.

I will never forgive you.

[flylock shox]

I will never forgive you.

No need to thank me Locke.

All in a day's work.

[czure32]

:pop:

I have nothing constructive to add, but wanted to join in on the fun...

or something

[worth]

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/%7Ejskong/orly.gif

[Locke]

No need to thank me Locke.

All in a day's work.

:boom:

[Superflyer]

Wasn't it only like a year ago we were closing in on a mil?

[Resolute 14]

They should let Lanny out of his "retirement" just long enough to grab the coveted post. ;)

[Dion]

http://i33.tinypic.com/1556wxl.jpg

[Locke]

They should let Lanny out of his "retirement" just long enough to grab the coveted post. ;)

Oh man, there are some people on here that would freak.

[Bobblehead]

Well, there is a SSM thread flying, somebody start a Global Warming/Climate change thread, then another Property tax thread an we'll get this 1.5M post thing taken care of before the end of the work day!

[Got Miikka?]

Even if I were the winnar I would not want to see changes made to my sub-title. The Nine were the mystical driving force behind the Flames' unlikely push to make - and quickly exit - the playoffs last spring. I will always have a special place in my heart for being part of that.

:bag:

[Locke]

Well, there is a SSM thread flying, somebody start a Global Warming/Climate change thread, then another Property tax thread an we'll get this 1.5M post thing taken care of before the end of the work day!

Throw in a "Calgary Traffic" thread as wells as a "Price of Oil too high" thread and we can have this wrapped up before lunch.

[Locke]

BTW, and I maintain I was hosed in the original deal, if you put in post # 1,000,000 in the URL bar, look what you get:

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?p=1000000

Now who is that?

[3 Justin 3]

I, for one, will post whore the hell out of this thing now that all moderator recourse in skill denigration has been repealed! There is no more control people, they cant Blue Square us innocent posters any longer.

Posters of CP unite and push the forum over the 1.5 Million post mark with a post of absolute garbage! No blue squares for anyone anymore!

http://home.earthlink.net/%7Esnailstales/opossum.JPG

[worth]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/TrespassersW/CatThread.jpg

[Barnes]

BTW, and I maintain I was hosed in the original deal, if you put in post # 1,000,000 in the URL bar, look what you get:

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?p=1000000

Now who is that?

Link doesn't work.
:whistle:

[Kipper is King]

Throw in a "Calgary Traffic" thread as wells as a "Price of Oil too high" thread and we can have this wrapped up before lunch.

Don't forget a thread debating Creationism. We'll hit 2 million posts today then lol.

[Prototype]

Proto why do you not have a little name under your user name?? You special or somethiung??

It was removed by the whitty KevanGuy when I tried to convince him to let me make my own specatular sub name. After many attempts, I think I may have said something like "That's OK, I don't need one", and thus, he deleted it... and I've been sub name-less ever since.

[burn_this_city]

What number we at now?? EDIT: 775 to go..

[KevanGuy]

It was removed by the whitty KevanGuy when I tried to convince him to let me make my own specatular sub name. After many attempts, I think I may have said something like "That's OK, I don't need one", and thus, he deleted it... and I've been sub name-less ever since.

Hey, at least you convinced someone to drop the double t!

[Kerplunk]

They should let Lanny out of his "retirement" just long enough to grab the coveted post. ;)
Ahhh, hellz no.

[Kerplunk]

BTW, and I maintain I was hosed in the original deal, if you put in post # 1,000,000 in the URL bar, look what you get:

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?p=1000000

Now who is that?
If we went by that logic haven't we passes 1.5 M?

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?p=1500000

[Scrambler]

As honoured as I would be to be the 1.5 Millionth post dude, I really don't want to lose my 'One of the Nine' moniker anytime soon. :cool:

[worth]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h302/xeokys/Clipboard01-1.png

[burn_this_city]

shemale? WTF

[Kerplunk]

Bwahahahaha

[Kipper is King]

shemale? WTF

I think that was posted in the wrong thread lol.:w00t:

[worth]

no it's the right thread

[troutman]

http://the-op.com/images/episode/205/shemale_sm.jpg

[FanIn80]

Shemale hahahaha that's awesome

[REDVAN]

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s83/gtblah/wutang.gif

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5923/1175430274021lz9.jpg

http://www.roflgirls.com/images/girls/Insurance-Female.jpg

[worth]

http://honson.up.seesaa.net/image/DSC02758.JPG
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/tailpipe.jpg

[Barnes]

That last one took me awhile.

[Azure]

Coming Soon - Thread Closure.

[Gozer]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b164/tweeeeee/animated%20gifs/111108-mavericks-sasha-divx.gif

[OBCT]

Is this post number 1.5 million?

[Gozer]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3030/2954000554_1a93a8cc16.jpg

[Gozer]

http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr288/skeletallamping/2271635173_63e23b36e8.jpg

[Gozer]

http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr288/skeletallamping/ericjoynerfalloutingsm2hr0.jpg

[Gozer]

http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr288/skeletallamping/hurryup.gif

[Itse]

What number we at now?? EDIT: 775 to go..

Quick, everybody say something stupid.

[Pagal4321]

BTW, and I maintain I was hosed in the original deal, if you put in post # 1,000,000 in the URL bar, look what you get:

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?p=1000000

Now who is that?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Pagal4321/biggest_whiner_statue_1.jpg

[Gozer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/mori/30uux68.jpg

[Gozer]

http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr288/skeletallamping/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg

[Gozer]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg156/whynotchan/17947.jpg

[czure32]

Quick, everybody say something stupid.


errr....something stupid!


derp!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ru/thumb/1/11/Derb-sp.jpg/160px-Derb-sp.jpg

[Gozer]

http://i29.tinypic.com/315j0c8.jpg

[Azure]

Slow day at work Gozer?

It wouldn't be a milestone thread with fatas either.

[Pagal4321]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/Pagal4321/rkellywtfio8.gif

[Azure]

I account for 1% of the posts on CP.

Take that Locke.

[czure32]

I'm a saaaaad panda
i have no idea what all these images being posted are as all I can see is the infamous red x...
damn work filters

http://www.south-park.ru/e/306.gif

[Prototype]

Hey, at least you convinced someone to drop the double t!

I stopped that crusade long before it disapeared.

[Berger_4_]

So...how close are we?

[worth]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/wrestling.gif

http://www.nba.com/media/rmccants_400_080226.jpg

http://www.boingboing.net/images/00023183.jpg

[Gozer]

This is it!

I WIN!

[Bobblehead]

Quick, everybody say something stupid.

Lets give the politics threads a rest for a while.

[Berger_4_]

No! For serious? How on earth do you know where/what the count is?

Also, I hate pulling all nighters to write essays on crap I don't care about...being tired sucks.

[photon]

Why would there be an award at 1.5 million?

Why not 1.625 million?

The next milestone is 10 million...

[Itse]

http://www.angryflower.com/uh.gif

[WhiteTom]

The next milestone is 10 million...

I guess we'll just have to ramp this thread up a notch.

[FlamesKickAss]

As honoured as I would be to be the 1.5 Millionth post dude, I really don't want to lose my 'One of the Nine' moniker anytime soon. :cool:

ok, I have tried searching that here and on google and I cant find out why one of the nine is there. Can anyone enlighten me?

[czure32]

ok, I have tried searching that here and on google and I cant find out why one of the nine is there. Can anyone enlighten me?

its in relation to the monster road trip from last season, there was a poll asking how many games people thought they would win on that road trip and nine people said they would win every game

[Top Shelf]

Even if I were the winnar I would not want to see changes made to my sub-title. The Nine were the mystical driving force behind the Flames' unlikely push to make - and quickly exit - the playoffs last spring. I will always have a special place in my heart for being part of that.

:bag:

I have seen yours and 4X4, who else is part of the nine? Link to a thread?

[stang]

I remembered it.... I voted none... wishful thinking I guess

[HalifaxDrunk]

I have seen yours and 4X4, who else is part of the nine? Link to a thread?

4X4, feartheflames, Flamboyant 14, Got Miikka?, GreenLantern, impresso, Kipru, Scrambler, Wookie

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=440 (http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=51262&highlight=road+trip)

I remembered it.... I voted none... wishful thinking I guess

Hmm, an Oiler fan and a liar....you voted 2 points.
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[worth]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b2/JesusLOL.jpg

[Gozer]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6313/85711772gs8.jpg

[troutman]

1,499,530

[czure32]

http://loltheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/jesusymca.jpg

:bag:

[cKy]

HAHAHA... that JesusMCA is AWESOME!

[Gozer]

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/jesuswaterpolo1il8_0.jpg

[Gozer]

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/imagesscience.jpghttp://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/imagesfaith.jpg

[stang]

4X4, feartheflames, Flamboyant 14, Got Miikka?, GreenLantern, impresso, Kipru, Scrambler, Wookie

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=440 (http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=51262&highlight=road+trip)



Hmm, an Oiler fan and a liar....you voted 2 points.
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Haha I guess I was feeling generous that day!!!

[Locke]

Haha I guess I was feeling generous that day!!!

Blow your generosity up your cakehole!

[Dion]

http://i35.tinypic.com/9qcrol.gif

[Dan02]

do we have a winnar yet?

[Mike F]

I'm a winner

[Dion]

http://i34.tinypic.com/2m7yq39.gif

[Dan02]

http://i34.tinypic.com/2m7yq39.gif

lol!

[WhiteTom]

Nice throw!

[Mike F]

Thanks. Told you I'm a winner.

[Bertuzzied]

what the? hahaha midget wrestling?

[WhiteTom]

what the? hahaha midget wrestling?
There is also MMA.

[4X4]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z178/mydogmoxie/jtfc.jpg

[Azure]

I'm a winner regardless.

[burn_this_city]

Midget wrestling FTW.. I dont think you could pull off a face skid that good even if you practiced..

[Superflyer]

Are we there yet?

[stang]

need more midgets!!!

I have seen that lots of times before... and everytimeI laugh at my desk!!

[Resolute 14]

Is this it? I need a better user title.

[worth]

http://www.artconspiracy.com/files/2144117475/midget.jpg

[stang]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll118/Darkwing270/Tribal%20Wars/MidgetBowling.png

[3 Justin 3]

http://i34.tinypic.com/2m7yq39.gif

Classic.

[Daradon]

1.5 million? Yay?

Wouldn't winning that be kinda like winning the bonus products that you use to play the games on the Price is Right?

Extra Strength Poly Grip. Wheeee!

[Superflyer]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/chiomon1/Midget.png

[Superflyer]

http://www.funpicsfree.com/photogallery/0804/funmidget.jpg

[flylock shox]

1.5 million? Yay?

Wouldn't winning that be kinda like winning the bonus products that you use to play the games on the Price is Right?

Extra Strength Poly Grip. Wheeee!

Yeah. It's a total booby prize.

For BOOBIES!

[Dan02]

Midget wrestling FTW.. I dont think you could pull off a face skid that good even if you practiced..

how much canvass burn must that guy have on his face?

[Clarkey]

I've contributed at least a few hundred useless posts to that total.

[troutman]

1,499,811

[Dion]

http://www.itchmystitches.com/media/images/cff02a74da64d145a4aed3a577a106ab.gif

[Eastern Girl]

^^I've done that. My brother turned the speed up on me, and I went face first into the treadmill. It hurts.

[kipperiggy]

Okay, where is this all time post counter? Or how do you check?

[Azure]

Its a secret.

I say HD gets it.

[Barnes]

Its a secret.

Don't be a jerk.

Okay, where is this all time post counter? Or how do you check?

It's here.

VB Post Counter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

[stang]

I predict the 1.5 million post is in the OOT thread because the Oilers score a goal

[4X4]

http://i34.tinypic.com/2m7yq39.gif

A few thoughts:

1. This cannot be quoted enough times. I must see it over and over.
2. The impact when his face hits the canvas. Awesome.
3. Probably the only time in sports history that the ref was bigger than the athletes.
4. Why are there 3 yellow guys and only one blue guy?
5. The one yellow guy backs up a bit to watch, then goes to slam the poor blue guy anyway.

Love it.

[Superflyer]

It's here.

VB Post Counter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

Nice

[Superflyer]

I have the magic post

http://micropwn.com/images/awesome.gif

[Dion]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/Happy1958/13.jpg

[Dion]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/Happy1958/coolbridge.jpg

[worth]

warning language...






MOD edit: Link please.

[Daradon]

^^^ I dunno if simply saying 'warning language' makes it ok. If it's got bad language (and that much) an external link should probably be provided without posting it here. Or perhaps just not posted at all.

Yeah there's lots of funny things on the web, and lots with off color humour or bad language. But it doesn't all have to be posted on CP.

Seems like everyone has gotten a little trigger happy since the abolishment of the blue square. I've seen some SERIOUSLY questionable stuff on here in the last few days.

Remember, we've found out recently that lots of people we would never even suspect come to this site and read about it AND REFERENCE IT. Stuff like this reflects on us all.

Don't mean to single you out worth, just wondering when it's going to end.

[Azure]

10 more posts to go.

[4X4]

^^^ I dunno if simply saying 'warning language' makes it ok. If it's got bad language (and that much) an external link should probably be provided without posting it here. Or perhaps just not posted at all.

Yeah there's lots of funny things on the web, and lots with off color humour or bad language. But it doesn't all have to be posted on CP.

Seems like everyone has gotten a little trigger happy since the abolishment of the blue square. I've seen some SERIOUSLY questionable stuff on here in the last few days.

Remember, we've found out recently that lots of people we would never even suspect come to this site and read about it AND REFERENCE IT. Stuff like this reflects on us all.

Don't mean to single you out worth, just wondering when it's going to end.

I, for one, welcome our new, foul-mouthed overlords.

[flylock shox]

Here come the desperation posts...

[ResAlien]

racka fracka schnaka. Seems I cant manage to embed youtube anymore either. :bag:

[Flames in 07]

Here come the desperation posts...
you mean like this?

[Burninator]

http://www.itchmystitches.com/media/images/cff02a74da64d145a4aed3a577a106ab.gif
http://punditkitchen.wordpress.com/files/2008/10/political-pictures-newtons-3rd-law.jpg
http://punditkitchen.com/2008/10/25/political-pictures-newtons-3rd-law/

[Barnes]

is it me?

[KevanGuy]

Don't be a jerk.



It's here.

VB Post Counter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

Son of a b...

[Azure]

who got it?

[flylock shox]

you mean like this?

Which? Yours or mine?

:bag::bag:

A bag for each of us.

[Superflyer]

who did it?

[photon]

Lol, I can't even remember how I figured it out last time.

[First Lady]

Lol, I can't even remember how I figured it out last time.


Pick me, pick me ! ! ..... just once I would like to win something.:whistle:

[4X4]

Pick me, pick me ! ! ..... just once I would like to win something.:whistle:

Join the Conservatives!

[Azure]

it was me.

[First Lady]

Join the Conservatives!

LMAO... too funny....

.... should have added.... "without lowering my standards":w00t:

[photon]

Seriously, I'm having a complete brain collapse, I can't figure it out.

[photon]

The problem is I have to correlate the post count on the front page with the post count in the database, and that's hard to do when people are posting constantly.. so either I turn the forum off to check, or I have to figure out how the front page post count is calculated.

[flylock shox]

The problem is I have to correlate the post count on the front page with the post count in the database, and that's hard to do when people are posting constantly.. so either I turn the forum off to check, or I have to figure out how the front page post count is calculated.

I think I speak for all of us when I say that I have complete faith in your abilities, and know you'll make the right choice.

[First Lady]

The problem is I have to correlate the post count on the front page with the post count in the database, and that's hard to do when people are posting constantly.. so either I turn the forum off to check, or I have to figure out how the front page post count is calculated.

Are you able to see the time of the post? That would at least narrow it down.

[tussery]

Edit: wrong thread.

[photon]

Looking at the SQL and PHP code, it's not a simple query they use, so I'll wait until some other time to suspend the board and figure out who it is... don't want to do that during a game.

[Daradon]

I think you should. This is clearly more important.

Priorities man, priorities!

[WindomURL]

Was it this one?
http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showpost.php?p=1515388&postcount=136

[worth]

I think my post that got mod edited should be the 1.5m post. Just because, that's why!