Dumbass of the Year

[Dion]

Man burned himself stealing gas


A Crawford County man who police say burned himself while trying to steal gasoline was charged today in Waukesha County Circuit Court with attempted theft and negligent handling of burning materials.

According to the criminal complaint, Austin J. Heckman, 23, of Wauzeka, was traveling with a woman in Mukwonago area on Sept. 27 and needed gasoline.

Heckman decided to siphon gasoline from a van parked in an apartment complex but he could not tell if his gas can was getting full, the complaint says.

He then used a cigarette lighter to check the can, resulting in an explosion that set the gas can caught fire, the complaint says.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/34052374.html

[Dion]

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg165/Satan_Sunburn/darwin_approves.jpg

[ShaolinFlame]

Very stupid, but wheres the B bro?

[REDVAN]

Dumass-

This is how idiots spell dumbass. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dumass)

[stang]

Oh the Irony!!!

I remember back in high school someone wrote "You are a Losser"

On a Dictionary!! A DAMN DICTIONARY!!! HAHA WOW!!!

[Dr GonZo]

Your ######ed.

[keratosis]

The sad part is, he will probably breed.

[keratosis]

1.One who's level of intelligence is comparable to that of their own ass.


Dumass-

This is how idiots spell dumbass. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dumass)
I shouldn't still be up at 4:45 am. but this was hilarious.

[Temporary_User]

Your ######ed.I'm unsure if this was done on purpose or not...

[Dr GonZo]

I'm unsure if this was done on purpose or not...

Than I'll let you sit and ponder.

;)

[Sidney Crosby's Hat]

1.One who's level of intelligence is comparable to that of their own ass.



I wonder if that was done on purpose... should be whose.

[Temporary_User]

Than I'll let you sit and ponder.

;)I'm thinking it was not, and neither was this one.

[Boblobla]

This thread is full of unintentional win.

[The Fonz]

Too often you see people write:

"looser!"
"your retarted"
"that's rediculous"

And now, calling someone a "dumass".

[Dion]

Dumass-

This is how idiots spell dumbass. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dumass)

I'm an idiot for spelling it wrong? :blink:

[getbak]

tMe3WDmxBEI

[peter12]

Is Dumass like a French guy?

[Blaster86]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y127/SociopathicAutobot/Fail_forecast.jpg

[The Fonz]

I'm an idot for spelling it wrong? :blink:

He just quoted one of the definitions for "dumass" on urban dictionary.

Urban dictionary called you an idiot.

[3 Justin 3]

tMe3WDmxBEI

LOL!

[Dion]

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m245/conundrum129/bf1319a3e8.jpg

[Ford Prefect]

Is Dumass like a French guy?

I think so. Wasn't there a Michel Dumass who played goal for the Blackhawks back in the '70s?

[Ford Prefect]

I'm an idot for spelling it wrong? :blink:

Depends. What's an idot?

[Dartem]

This thread makes me weep for humanity.

[Dion]

Depends. What's an idot?

You tell me :D

[Locke]

Is Dumass like a French guy?

Well Alexandre Dumas wrote the Count of Monte Cristo and the Three Musketeers, so yes, Dumas is a famous french writer.

[Ford Prefect]

You tell me :D

I think it's something made by Apple. Some kind of new nano technology or something.

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Dion- no offense intended, just laughed my ass off when I read this thread!