Polygamy

[flame3132]

what's an Polygamy?

[Prototype]

see Fotze.

[Muta]

see Fotze.

you mean, Fotzes.

[HOOT]

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=Polygamy&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

[Ford Prefect]

Polygamy is a many splendored thing ... or the Nine Circles of Hell. It all depends on what you make of it.

[Kipper is King]

My wives and I were wondering, what's polygamy?

Fixed!:D

[Tyler]

Poly = many
Gamy = pain in the asses

[Ford Prefect]

Poly = many
Gamy = pain in the asses

Multiple asses? That would be polyrectal. Or polyarsed

[flylock shox]

No, those are polyps.

Tell me about it :whaa:

[Daradon]

Oh man... Unless this is a set up for a joke...

You know there is such a thing as a dictionary right. Or heck, www.dictionary.com (http://www.dictionary.com) Go nuts.

Some of the threads started on this board are truly ######ed.

While I'm here though, I've got an off topic question for all of you. I have this yogurt I left out last night. 7 hours max...

[Rathji]

Oh man... Unless this is a set up for a joke...

You know there is such a thing as a dictionary right. Or heck, www.dictionary.com (http://www.dictionary.com) Go nuts.

Some of the threads started on this board are truly ######ed.

While I'm here though, I've got an off topic question for all of you. I have this yogurt I left out last night. 7 hours max...

7 hours? No problem, just brush off any maggots

[Ford Prefect]

Oh man... Unless this is a set up for a joke...

You know there is such a thing as a dictionary right. Or heck, www.dictionary.com (http://www.dictionary.com) Go nuts.

Some of the threads started on this board are truly ######ed.

While I'm here though, I've got an off topic question for all of you. I have this yogurt I left out last night. 7 hours max...

It's possible for yogurt to go bad? I thought it started off that way.

Edit: I know you were kidding. I'm just not a yogurt fan so couldn't resist the shot.

[HOOT]

Oh man... Unless this is a set up for a joke...

You know there is such a thing as a dictionary right. Or heck, www.dictionary.com (http://www.dictionary.com) Go nuts.

Some of the threads started on this board are truly ######ed.

While I'm here though, I've got an off topic question for all of you. I have this yogurt I left out last night. 7 hours max...

People don't even have to think outside the box and look at that thing you call a dictionary....a quick google search gives you about 40 pages of results on the topic! ;)

Re: Yogurt: I would say is it really worth the $5 to buy another one?

[TheyCallMeBruce]

what's an Polygamy?

ROLF!!!!!!!!!

I don't mean to laugh, and I understand there are people in this world who wouldn't necessarily know what everything means, but this is pretty funny and I thank you giving me a good laugh.

Honestly, no offense intended.


Also, sig worthy LOL.

[CrusaderPi]

Never mind being sig worthy. That one deserves to be someone's user title.

[Iowa_Flames_Fan]

ROLF!!!!!!!!!

I don't mean to laugh, and I understand there are people in this world who wouldn't necessarily know what everything means, but this is pretty funny and I thank you giving me a good laugh.

Honestly, no offense intended.


Also, sig worthy LOL.


"I don't mean to laugh at you, honestly! Now excuse me while I commemorate your ignorance in my sig." ;)

[TheyCallMeBruce]

"I don't mean to laugh at you, honestly! Now excuse me while I commemorate your ignorance in my sig." ;)

No no, it's more like, "I have every intention to laugh at you, honestly! However, I hope you won't take offense to it. Also, you're now a legend of the hysterical in my eyes."

[Ford Prefect]

Polygamy: Description of Polly Peena's aroma after getting all worked up in her yelling chamber.

[Daradon]

People don't even have to think outside the box and look at that thing you call a dictionary....a quick google search gives you about 40 pages of results on the topic! ;)

Re: Yogurt: I would say is it really worth the $5 to buy another one?

Re: Re: Yogurt, you know I'm just making fun of all the 'is this safe to eat' threads that have popped up here lately. Cause I was talking about stupid threads... Think your sarcasm meter needs some recalibration. ;)

[HOOT]

Re: Re: Yogurt, you know I'm just making fun of all the 'is this safe to eat' threads that have popped up here lately. Cause I was talking about stupid threads... Think your sarcasm meter needs some recalibration. ;)

I'm so use to the green text now so I get confused :bag:

[Locke]

Any chance that this guy's kid accessed CP and then decided to try and find out what his dad's been doing?

Heres some advice, if you live in a polygamist compound, GTFO.

Nobody needs/wants more than 1 wife.

[Daradon]

I'm so use to the green text now so I get confused :bag:

Heh. I, like a few others are really against that green. It isn't really sarcasm if you have to advertise it. And the occasional mistake just makes it funnier. I know I've been told a few times to 'read it again' or 'check my meter'.

It can be harder with the printed word, for sure.

[HalifaxDrunk]

Polygamy - short for Polygamitonian:

A people of mullets and grease, Polygamitonians live in the underdeveloped part of Alberta (North of Red Deer & Camrose and South East of Grande Prairie). Together with various ethnic groups of rednecks with whom they exchange goods they have a symbiotic relationship from time immemorial.

Like the other groups of North American Polygamys (Ozarks, Great Plains, etc.), Alberta Polygamitonians are traditionally inbread, even though they are undergoing a process of interclimitization under the influence of multiple factors. The first of these factors is massive demullettision, which deprives the Polygamitonians of the natural and symbolic attraction to one another.

The term "Polygamitonian" is often considered degrading. However, there is no single term to replace it that covers all mulleted camero drivers. Many so called Polygamitonians prefer instead to be referred to by the name of their various interests, or names for various interrelated groups such as Greasers, E-Townies, E-Villers, or Chuck.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b187/HalifaxDrunk/Poly.jpg

[Kipper is King]

I'm so use to the green text now so I get confused :bag:

I thought the official CP sarcasm colour changed to orange?

[Ardor]

Polygamitonian "shtuff"

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b187/HalifaxDrunk/Poly.jpg

+1

[First Lady]

Heh. I, like a few others are really against that green. It isn't really sarcasm if you have to advertise it. And the occasional mistake just makes it funnier. I know I've been told a few times to 'read it again' or 'check my meter'.

It can be harder with the printed word, for sure.


Don't think of it as an advertisement; but more of a "visual aid" for the "sarcasitcally challenged" members of CP.

[sadora]

Polygamy, sexually, can be a wonderful thing. Now, practiced in the sense of relationships is just a sense pain in the ass. One woman is enough to give a headache so just imagine how a bunch of them will make you feel.

[stang]

Polygamy, sexually, can be a wonderful thing. Now, practiced in the sense of relationships is just a sense pain in the ass. One woman is enough to give a headache so just imagine how a bunch of them will make you feel.

Nah its great if you manage it right... You know there are some extra hands in helping with the housework.. Always someone to talk to... Someone to help watch the (many) kids....

Some downsides are... more anniversays/birthdays to remember... More clothes (shoes) to buy... Taking your wives out for a nice supper is going to require a loan.... When women live together their once a month suprise visitors start getting synchronized, and showing up at the same time, imagine more then one women waiting to bite your head off for no reason.... :eek: