Just WTF is Wayne Rooney doing???

[sadora]

Have fun with this one.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_03/RooneyDive1710_468x416.jpg

[IgnitedSoul]

Other guy: Holy #(%&$@!!!!!!

[STeeLy]

Wayne Rooney's going for the first ever chuteless sky dive.

[Locke]

This is how Cristiano showed me how to do it...

[Locke]

EPL meets WWE and Rooney is going for the bodyslam.

[VANFLAMESFAN]

This is how Cristiano showed me how to do it...

Think he'll say the same thing when he actually scores a goal like he's supposed to.

[Kipper is King]

Ow! Don't bend it like Beckham!

[Pokerface]

Rooney secretly wished to compete with the freestyle mens diving team

[troutman]

I'm flying
(Flying, flying, flying)
Look at me way up high,
Suddenly here am I
I'm flying.

I'm flying
(Flying, flying, flying)
I can soar
I can weave and what's more
I'm not even trying

High up, and as light as I can be.
I must be a sight lovely to see.

[MacDaddy77]

White Eagle 9 to Red fox... I'm coming in for a hard landing!

Red Fox to White Eagle 9.... ABORT!! ABORT!! For the love of God ABORT!!!!

[arsenal]

9.0 8.5 9.0 8.0 8.0 7.5

[Russic]

Technique #384 of the Kama Sutra: The Flying Squirrel

[foofighter15]

Technique #384 of the Kama Sutra: The Flying Squirrel
Why do I get the feeling that is correct.

[troutman]

I squished a squirrel, and I liked it

[KevanGuy]

Clearly there is a pie just out of the shot.

[McG]

rooney scored once in the match and twice in the showers.

[The Fonz]

Buttsex. You're doing it wrong

[DAN0383]

Have fun with this one.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_03/RooneyDive1710_468x416.jpg

5 star frog splash!
http://shawnmichaels974.s.h.pic.centerblog.net/5wdq4jcw.jpg

[Blaster86]

Y Helo Thar Butt Seckz?!

[doozwimp]

Rooooooney KERSMASH!