kermitology
12-14-2004, 09:50 PM
BROADSTREET BROADCAST
Flyers GM held a press conference this evening to announce that Cosmic Stan will be at the helm of the team for the next few days. "I've got to work on getting my engineering degree, so I'm letting Stan steer the boat for the next while." Apparently Lemmon is swamped with final exams, having written two of six so far, facing Bio-Medical Signal Analysis, Power Systems, Analog Filters and Microwave Circuits exams in the coming week.
"I'm gonna need my cape to get through this week.. ugh! Oh, and I forgot to mention, the Panthers suck and so does Wanks. I ask all Flyers fans to enter the teams new contest: Best Mockery of Kevin "Wanks" Weekes, to be judged by myself and Stan" Lemmon's fleeting response as he darted from the room leaving a seemingly bewildered Cosmic Stan to answer questions.
Stan slowly moved up to the microphone, carefully cleared his throat, and then yelled at the top of his lungs: "YOU HAVE SYSTOLIC MURMUR IN YOUR VENTRICULAR DYNAMITE!!" then stared at the ceiling for 10 minutes at which point the media figured the press conference was over.
Stan apparently stayed in the room by himself staring into a light in the ceiling before being loaded into his shopping cart and wheeled out of the room into Lemmon's office where he put on the fabled cape of the Flyers GM.
Should be an "interesting" week.
Flyers GM held a press conference this evening to announce that Cosmic Stan will be at the helm of the team for the next few days. "I've got to work on getting my engineering degree, so I'm letting Stan steer the boat for the next while." Apparently Lemmon is swamped with final exams, having written two of six so far, facing Bio-Medical Signal Analysis, Power Systems, Analog Filters and Microwave Circuits exams in the coming week.
"I'm gonna need my cape to get through this week.. ugh! Oh, and I forgot to mention, the Panthers suck and so does Wanks. I ask all Flyers fans to enter the teams new contest: Best Mockery of Kevin "Wanks" Weekes, to be judged by myself and Stan" Lemmon's fleeting response as he darted from the room leaving a seemingly bewildered Cosmic Stan to answer questions.
Stan slowly moved up to the microphone, carefully cleared his throat, and then yelled at the top of his lungs: "YOU HAVE SYSTOLIC MURMUR IN YOUR VENTRICULAR DYNAMITE!!" then stared at the ceiling for 10 minutes at which point the media figured the press conference was over.
Stan apparently stayed in the room by himself staring into a light in the ceiling before being loaded into his shopping cart and wheeled out of the room into Lemmon's office where he put on the fabled cape of the Flyers GM.
Should be an "interesting" week.