Oilers Caption Contest

[Reggie Dunlop]

http://members.shaw.ca/reggiedunlop/oildraft.jpg

[Locke]

Lowe: You gotta get 'em before they get wives so they stay in Edmonton for a while.

I sure hope this kid isnt married.

I sure hope Gramps standing two over on my left doesnt have a coronary. He looks like he could die any second now.

[Got Miikka?]

"I is THIS much smrter than the rest of these boobs put tgther!"

[IgnitedSoul]

The second guy from the right looks like he's looking off into the distance... and sees Randy Carlyle laughing; we all thought the Dustin Penner signing was terrible...

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

I'm in ur draft, ruinin ur franchise!

[North East Goon]

The Edmonton Oilers are pleased to select Ales Hemsky!

[Kipper is King]

Since this one hasn't hit puberty yet, he's much less ugly than Stortini!

[metallicat]

"I lucked out! Calgary passed on me!"

[ONE NOSED JACK]

I could have worn a suit, but as an ex Leather Ranch model...I choose cow.

[CaptainCrunch]

The Edmonton Oilers proudly draft Robbie Shremp and his pee wee level skating abilities.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

I got this gig because my dad owns the used car dealership that all these guys are going to be working at in three years.

[Iggy's Forehead]

The Oilers offer sheeted the Petesville Peewee Pirates. They couldn't match it. :confused:

[C_Rush]

"Gotta get 'em young so they're still proud to wear the jersey before the horrible truth crushes their souls... BWAHAHAH!!!!"

[Daradon]

Two straight years without playoffs going on three.

Oh wait, a caption for the photo...

[Maritime Q-Scout]

If there's grass in the field play ball

If there's no grass yet, it's merely a one stroke penalty

Oilers +1