All Star "Caption This": Jarome Iginla

[getbak]

http://cdn.nhl.com/flames/images/upload/2008/01/79234162_10.jpg

"Yeah, the bowl is about this big. Now, when I hand it to you, do you want to stand on my left or my right?"

[ricoFlame]

bettman: i give great back rubs...

[Traditional_Ale]

(Iggy's shirt is cool!)

[IgnitedSoul]

Bettman: "And then I just grabbed-!"
Jarome: "Dude, I'm trying to eat here..."

[STeeLy]

With Reference to Jim Jefferies:

Just imagine the woman f*ed a guy and all his mates walked past u and go...

:bag:

[HelloHockeyFans]

Bettman: "Step one - Get a box..."

[CaramonLS]

I may be small, white and jewish - but it is still about this big.

[Delthefunky]

Now that's when I like to grab the ass and just go "oooh, oooh", then I slip my hand down one side and with the other, just give it a nice spank...

[NSFL]

The tacos were this big.

[Rhetts_the_Best]

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Caption this one!! http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0801/nhl.allstar/images/Staal.Jovanski.jpg (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0801/nhl.allstar/content.6.html)

[STeeLy]

Nipple Twist!!!

[foofighter15]

Iginla to self:
Wow, when my wife told me to wear this, I was worried that I would have the would have the worst shirt and tie....

[FireFly]

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Caption this one!! http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0801/nhl.allstar/images/Staal.Jovanski.jpg (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0801/nhl.allstar/content.6.html)

Push it up farther! I can't quite lick it!

[foofighter15]

Does it look like Staal is learning how to skate in that picture, and Jovo is his dad helping him, to anyone else?

[IntenseFan]

Bettman: "Now Jarome, if you keep missing the net by this much in every All Star Game you go to you are never going to score an All Star Goal. I mean, Phaneuf now has a two goal lead on you in All Star scoring. Seriously..."

[return to the red]

"A man walks into a bar and pulls out a ten inch pianist"

[604flames]

Bettman: I swear Jarome, there's no calories in Coke Zero, and it even tastes the same!

Iginla: you don't say...

[Got Miikka?]

Gary: "So NOW, it's THIS big..."
Jarome: "That's great, because I've got a LONG list of things I'd like you to stick up it."

[McG]

bettman: look Jarome...i thought the puck was over the line by this much too...but I'm trying to sell hockey in the southern US.

[calf]

and they felt like bags of sand

[ricosuave]

GB - "Your shirt is the fo-shizz dog, but you needs a tie about this wide to get down stylin'"

JI - "Word, G-Bet"

[The Fonz]

http://cdn.nhl.com/flames/images/upload/2008/01/79234162_10.jpg


Bettman: Your cranium looks this big on TV! I suppose the camera adds 10 pounds though...