Best Bushism Ever

[300spartans]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

HAHAHA
300S

[Maritime Q-Scout]

obviously a slip

however

security does do that. They think of all the ways to breach security so they can close the gaps. For the Olympics in Atlanta they ran every type of terrorist scenerio they could think of, so they had training to deal with it.

So I guess it's true, but I doubt that's what Bush meant

[Mike F]

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."

"I understand small business growth. I was one."

"I think we agree, the past is over."

[MrMastodonFarm]

"Fool me once shame on.. you.. fool me.. fool... we can't get fooled again"

[troutman]

"Life is Suffering".

Oops, I thought you said Buddhism! ;)

[JiriHrdina]

"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling."

Well its a good thing we have you to set an example eh George?

[MrMastodonFarm]

"They midunderestimated me"

[Prototype]

Originally posted by MrMastodonFarm@Aug 5 2004, 08:46 PM
"Fool me once shame on.. you.. fool me.. fool... we can't get fooled again"
By far, hands down, nuff said, the best Bush-isim EVER! I damn near cried watching Farinheight 9-11 when they showed that clip. The best, easily.

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally posted by VilleFan@Aug 5 2004, 02:58 PM
By far, hands down, nuff said, the best Bush-isim EVER! I damn near cried watching Farinheight 9-11 when they showed that clip. The best, easily.
I remember the Daily show did a spoof on Bush saying that line a couple years back. Basically the joke was that what Bush said was a real quote and we were just all idiots for not knowing it. They had the entire quote embroided on about 5 pillows stretched across a bed... very funny stuff.

[Prototype]

http://www.allposters.com/ - Shortened for your pleasure :P (http://www.allposters.com/GetPoster.asp?CID=005EFF8049CE48DFBAF1FC34E46E06CB&PPID=1&APNum=389833&search=19981&f=c&FindID=19981&P=1&PP=3&sortby=PD&cname=Political+Humor&SearchID=97659C2E-5D03-4414-915F-387368CE6039)

A few people in my class picked this poster up when the 'poster guys' hit SAIT. Can't make them out here, but the ones you can are damn funny.

"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are fantastic pictures."

"Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person."

There is so many more on this that will just put you in stitches! Too bad you can't get a bigger pic on the site.

[Displaced Flames fan]

Originally posted by VilleFan@Aug 5 2004, 09:11 PM


There is so many more on this that will just put you in stitches! Too bad you can't get a bigger pic of the site.
I love it when people criticize someone's grammar and then make a nice stupid mistake of their own. Well done!

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally posted by Displaced Flames fan@Aug 5 2004, 03:22 PM
I love it when people criticize someone's grammar and then make a nice stupid mistake of their own. Well done!
I suppose people have higher standards for the President of the United States then someone on an internet messageboard.

Come on Dis, we know you like George, but this is all in good fun man.

[Prototype]

Originally posted by Displaced Flames fan@Aug 5 2004, 09:22 PM
I love it when people criticize someone's grammar and then make a nice stupid mistake of their own. Well done!
Awe, Scott... where is the love? I promise I wont go for President, or Prime Minister. Does that make you feel better? <_<

[Displaced Flames fan]

Originally posted by MrMastodonFarm+Aug 5 2004, 09:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MrMastodonFarm @ Aug 5 2004, 09:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Displaced Flames fan@Aug 5 2004, 03:22 PM
I love it when people criticize someone's grammar and then make a nice stupid mistake of their own. Well done!
I suppose people have higher standards for the President of the United States then someone on an internet messageboard.

Come on Dis, we know you like George, but this is all in good fun man. [/b][/quote]
I know it is, where was I being bitter?

It's kind of a weird internet phenomena...it seems whenever somebody criticizes grammar or spelling they end up making a mistake of their own.

Happens all the time, it's funny.....at least it's funny to me.

[Bertuzzied]

Originally posted by VilleFan@Aug 5 2004, 09:11 PM
http://www.allposters.com/ - Shortened for your pleasure :P (http://www.allposters.com/GetPoster.asp?CID=005EFF8049CE48DFBAF1FC34E46E06CB&PPID=1&APNum=389833&search=19981&f=c&FindID=19981&P=1&PP=3&sortby=PD&cname=Political+Humor&SearchID=97659C2E-5D03-4414-915F-387368CE6039)

A few people in my class picked this poster up when the 'poster guys' hit SAIT. Can't make them out here, but the ones you can are damn funny.

"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are fantastic pictures."

"Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person."

There is so many more on this that will just put you in stitches! Too bad you can't get a bigger pic on the site.
DAMN! i went to Imaginus at Sait. I didn't see that poster otherwise I would have picked it up. Bush is definately an "entertaining" president. Thank God i don't live in the States.

[sbailey924]

As if it were a joke: "When I was in Africa, I went to a park in BOTSWANA!!"

They showed it on Letterman's "GWB's joke that's not really a joke" a while ago.

[calf]

My fave:

Around Christmas time, GW was reading "The Night Before Christmas" to some kids. Starts off "'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a.... [looks at the book]...mouse"

[Dirty Mr. Clean]

Bush is to funny! Man this guy needs to go back to english school. Hell Nemo almost has better English.

[troutman]

Oops, Bush did it again yesterday . . .

President Bush offered up a new entry for his catalog of "Bushisms" on Thursday, declaring that his administration will "never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2004.../570259-ap.html (http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2004/08/05/570259-ap.html)