Fuzzy McGillicuddy
08-05-2004, 08:57 AM
Piece in today's Post is absolutely hilarious. You need an account to read the entire article, but here's an excerpt:
NASDAQ snubbed (http://www.canada.com/national/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=cd2ee922-a374-43a9-a2ca-90c7f01497d9)
Nasdaq wounded by al-Qaeda snub
Satire
Rob McKenzie
National Post
August 5, 2004
NEW YORK - Officials at the Nasdaq stock market are red-faced after being entirely excluded from this week's list of key financial institutions targeted by al-Qaeda.
"This must never happen again," vowed a visibly shaken Ernie Lucci, Nasdaq chief executive. "Al-Qaeda cannot be allowed to snub America's most dynamic and exciting securities marketplace. This is a serious insult to the New Economy and it shall not go unanswered."
NASDAQ snubbed (http://www.canada.com/national/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=cd2ee922-a374-43a9-a2ca-90c7f01497d9)
Nasdaq wounded by al-Qaeda snub
Satire
Rob McKenzie
National Post
August 5, 2004
NEW YORK - Officials at the Nasdaq stock market are red-faced after being entirely excluded from this week's list of key financial institutions targeted by al-Qaeda.
"This must never happen again," vowed a visibly shaken Ernie Lucci, Nasdaq chief executive. "Al-Qaeda cannot be allowed to snub America's most dynamic and exciting securities marketplace. This is a serious insult to the New Economy and it shall not go unanswered."