Lupul Caption Contest

[Reggie Dunlop]

http://members.shaw.ca/reggiedunlop/lupul.jpg

[ricoFlame]

jeez, you guys are young, oh well, welcome to the team.

[HelloHockeyFans]

"Okay first, you each have to drink this glass of Kool-Aid..."

[RedHot25]

Now this is how you show that you don't care.

[Spuds_Buckley]

"Hey kids, thanks for showing up to teach us how to play hockey"

[4X4]

"Where's my mullet? I'm not re-signing...".

[OILFAN #81]

- If you all drink your milk and eat your vitamins, the 3 of you can be a good hockey player like........hmmmmmm....no that won't work.......ahh, you can be a good hockey player like Joe Thornton.

- Did you know that the three of you have the same amount of goals in the last 20 games as I do?

[TheDragon]

Newly appointed Captain of the Edmonton Oilers; Joffrey Lupul and his newest linemates called-up from the Oilers' Bantam A affiliate team, chit chat before a game, after injury and illness continue to plague the Edmonton bench.

[JBR]

"I'm sorry Mr. Lupul.... we're going to have to let you go."

[JimmytheT]

"Hello Mr. MacTavish, Mr. Lowe, Mr. Huddy, and Mr. Simpson. I didn't realize you were suiting up to play for the team tonight."

[Jiggy_12]

Lupul: "Alright, I know they told you this was just a pre-game thing...but one of you lucky kids actually gets to play for the Oilers tonight!"

[Flames09]

"Kids do you see that grease stain on the ice? well that's from Smyths mullett, my advice to you RUN, just like Prongy, Smytty and the others did".

[getbak]

"Okay, which one of you kicked the crap out of Stortini? Don't worry kid, I know he wouldn't have tried to fight you since you're the biggest."

[getbak]

"When I was your age, I dreamed of one day playing for the Oilers. Trust me kids, sometimes you don't want your dreams to come true."

[Flash Walken]

"...and this is how you get the worst +/- on the team..."

[cheung31]

"Come on guys!! Let's keep our composure out there, for all I know, this could be next season's roster, so we might as well get along now..."

[alan21]

"Hey kid! Ask that reporter lady for her number! I need out too!!!"

[Sylvanfan]

Who wants to go outside and play tether ball?

[Reggie Dunlop]

Okay, which one of you damn kids took Stortini's lunch money?

[sadora]

so this is what we got for Ryan Smyth. Great trade Lowe, really.

[Hemi-Cuda]

"I wish i was in Anaheim..."

[CaptainCrunch]

Who told you that the stick blade goes towards the ice.

[McG]

lupul: those coaches sure look tough. i hope i learn something.

and

lupul: wtf kind of league is this? those guys won't even take off their lids to fight!

and

lupul: i'm in trouble. georges! georges? georges... gulp.

[Locke]

"Listen, no taking my spot on the team! My dad worked hard to buy a stake in the Oilers so I could play here."

Locke.