WTB: 20-30 microwaves (all same)

[Phanuthier]

Hey Guys

I'm looking to purchase microwave ovens between 1kW - 2kW in the quantity of 20-30. All the microwaves have to be the same, and < $80 per unit. Anybody (from Future Shop to The Brick) can hook me up with good prices / discounts?

I'm looking for the best option of power (kW) per price ($). I don't care about special features in the microwave, all I care about is power and $.

If you can, let me know.

Thanks

[Otto-matic]

Just wondering but why do you need 20-30 microwaves?
Are you planning to do some mythbusting like cooking a turkey in the microwave?

[Phanuthier]

Just wondering but why do you need 20-30 microwaves?
Are you planning to do some mythbusting like cooking a turkey in the microwave?
Take 20 to 30, 1kW to 2kW microwaves, put them together, and get 30kW or so of microwaves!

[underGRADFlame]

Did you by chance spend 7 years in evil medical school?

[Hack&Lube]

Maybe if you invite all of CP to the demonstration of whatever weapon of mass destruction you are building...

[icarus]

Now we will all witness the capabilities of this fully operational CP Power Ring!

[Captain Sensible]

It's obvious that he is building a time machine.....duh.

[ericschand]

It's obvious that he is building a time machine.....duh.

20 or 30 1.5kW (average) microwaves does not give the required
1.21 jigawatts.

ers

[Bobblehead]

It's obvious that he is building a time machine.....duh.

20 or 30 1.5kW (average) microwaves does not give the required
1.21 jigawatts.

ers

Then he is going to blow most of his budget on this (http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=6&products_id=28).

[underGRADFlame]

So has you're evil plan happened yet? Any explosions or radiation damage?

[Phanuthier]

So has you're evil plan happened yet? Any explosions or radiation damage?
I got a 1 hr lecture from Alberta Health and Safety today...

Having blown anything up yet. We'll see what happens when a bird flies in the way though.

[SpitFire40]

Now we will all witness the capabilities of this fully operational CP Power Ring!

HAHA, good form

[icarus]

I got a 1 hr lecture from Alberta Health and Safety today...

Having blown anything up yet. We'll see what happens when a bird flies in the way though.
So you have actually acquired the devices? We have a budding Nikolai Tesla on our hands. This is like an episode of 24.

[HelloHockeyFans]

This sounds like a fun experiment Ed! I want in! I can do the guiding structures and coupling!

[I-Hate-Hulse]

I got a 1 hr lecture from Alberta Health and Safety today...

Having blown anything up yet. We'll see what happens when a bird flies in the way though.

OK seriously dude, don't keep us in suspense. What ARE you doing?

[Phanuthier]

OK seriously dude, don't keep us in suspense. What ARE you doing?
Here's some more suspense...

I've been talking to the Shaw and the a division of the Canadian government about acquiring microwave sources.

I picked up a 12 foot reflector dish today.

This is almost getting amusing for me ;)

(If you really want to know, just PM and I'll tell you)

[Sylvanfan]

I live in St.Albert.....just let me know when this plan to melt Edmonton is going down and approximately how far away I have to get to save myself!

[underGRADFlame]

Phanuthier =
http://www.businessinnovationinsider.com/images/2006/03/Dr.%20Evil.jpg

[ParaNoia]

I think I read it somewhere before...

During the Gulf War, Iraqi troops would use 20-30 microwaves and turn them all on together in a closed area...the energy would then be picked up by American heat sensor as a tank stationed(or a few tanks, i forgot).

according to the source that the heat generated by a stationed tank was approximately the same as 20-30 microwaves going at the same time...

no links or anything, that's just what i remembered...

[Nufy]

Here's some more suspense...

I've been talking to the Shaw and the a division of the Canadian government about acquiring microwave sources.

I picked up a 12 foot reflector dish today.

This is almost getting amusing for me ;)

(If you really want to know, just PM and I'll tell you)


Satellite mounted Death Ray to finally rid the world of Rexall Place and all its inhabitants.........:ph34r:

[FanIn80]

The only question I have, is how are you going to get them all up to 88MPH so it actually works?

[Flash Walken]

Do you have a reflector dish?

[icarus]

He is teleporting himself to Germany. Make sure you don't have any flies in there with you when you do it.