Teemu Selanne caption contest

[Cowperson]

This should be fun. What's Selanne saying to Mike Modano in this moment at the Olympics?

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Cowperson

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

and a nice bottle of Chianti!!!!!

[JBR]

Feed your dog this!

[Winsor_Pilates]

You're here too? I didn't see you out there.

[Cowperson]

"Yes, we beat you my pretty!!! You and your little dog too!!!"

Cowperson

[Mango]

Look mom - no cavities!

[troutman]

"They're thieves! They're thieves! They're filthy little thieves! Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us, our precious. Curse them! WE hates them! it's ours it is, and we wants it! We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Americans. Wicked, tricksy, false!"

[Sidney Crosby's Hat]

"Ever heard of Expedia?"

[trumpethead]

Modano: "I bet I can do a better Ville Niemenen impression than you can"

Teemu "oh yeah, how's this!!!"

Modano "yep, you win!"

[disco_inferno]

Teemu: "I vant to suck your blood"

[kryzstoff67]

Teemu - Ok Mike, the neareset hotel is 3 blocks south. you guys knock yourself out.

[SoulOfTheFlame]

"Never Question Bruce Dickenson!!!!!!!"

[4X4]

Where's the ****ter? I've got a bloody turtle head poking out...

[Flamesguy_SJ]

"...any red, white, or blue in my teeth?"

[Displaced Flames fan]

This will probably go over many heads, but here goes....

"What an excellent day for an exorcism!"