"THE DION" caption contest

[Jiggy_12]

I think it's time we had a Dion Phaneuf caption contest!

http://www.nhl.com/features/photogallery/feb6/page3.html

Dallas Drake: "Don't make eye contact! Don't make eye contact!"

[FurnaceFace]

Drake: "Ahhhh, my spleen!!!"

Dion: "Pain Is Just Your Body Getting Rid Of Weakness."

[Buff]

"Mama Nooooooooooo!"

[kermitology]

Oh My God He Just Ate Jackmans Soul!! Avoid Eye Contact!!

[troutman]

I'm the lord of the wastelands
A modern day man of steel
I gather darkness to please me
And I command you to kneel
Before the
God of thunder and rock and roll

[Buff]

Dion: "Out of my way you petty little man"

[BlackEleven]

Dion: "Hey guys, did you hear something??"

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Oh My God!!!! That Is No Sausage!!!!

[JBR]

Drake: " Oh my God, Oh my God!! He's touching me. HE'S TOUCHING ME!!! Guy's look. I'm never going to wash my leg again!!!"

[sureLoss]

Tired of hearing about Hemsky's pinky, Dion shows off the power of his little finger on Drake.

[MolsonInBothHands]

Drake: " Oh my God, Oh my God!! He's touching me. HE'S TOUCHING ME!!! Guy's look. I'm never going to wash my leg again!!!"

:w00t::D That one had me laughing out loud... fits the facial expression to a tee.

[kryzstoff67]

Dion - Target annhialated.... tracking new target.... Keith Tkachuck.... 6"2'..... 552 lbs....target aquired

[Jiggy_12]

Pictured above:

The exact moment Dallas Drake loses his soul.

[Ference21]

Dion: "I know I forgot something at home."
Dallas: "Oh my God guys look! There's cobwebs in our bench from all the spiders!"

[ChrisC]

Dion: Stand aside little man...you're blocking that photographer's view!.

[GrinderMac]

"Make a wish."

[Flamesguy_SJ]

Dion: "So, to perform a leg amputation, simply grab the tibia..."

Drake: "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"

[disco_inferno]

Drake: Dion Phaneuf just made me crap myself!

Phaneuf: Did this guy just crap himself?