MJK
08-24-2004, 03:36 PM
Conspiracy in Florida?
The Smelly Rat
Tuesday August 24, 2004
In a shocking and turn of events, someone has sent an audition tape to the press containing a rather embarrassing performance of new Panthers General Manager Dave Penney. Penney was apparently trying to land a job in Toronto, ON working for the music video station Much Music.
When located, Penney had this to say: “What can I tell you? Growing up in Newfoundland had taken its toll on me and I was looking for a change” said Penney. “When Newfoundland finally got cable a few months ago, I saw on T.V. that Much Music was looking for a VJ, so I submitted a tape.”
Penney did not make the cut and has put the past behind him. “Perhaps it was a blessing in disguise” said the new GM. “If I had gotten the VJ job I might never have been offered the GM position with the Panthers.”
It is rumoured that former NHL legend and recently fired head coach Don Shula might be responsible. He could not be reached for comment.
The following video contains scenes with mature subject matter, viewer discretion is advised.
Dave Penney MMVJ Audition Tape (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/titanicpimp.wmv)
The Smelly Rat
Tuesday August 24, 2004
In a shocking and turn of events, someone has sent an audition tape to the press containing a rather embarrassing performance of new Panthers General Manager Dave Penney. Penney was apparently trying to land a job in Toronto, ON working for the music video station Much Music.
When located, Penney had this to say: “What can I tell you? Growing up in Newfoundland had taken its toll on me and I was looking for a change” said Penney. “When Newfoundland finally got cable a few months ago, I saw on T.V. that Much Music was looking for a VJ, so I submitted a tape.”
Penney did not make the cut and has put the past behind him. “Perhaps it was a blessing in disguise” said the new GM. “If I had gotten the VJ job I might never have been offered the GM position with the Panthers.”
It is rumoured that former NHL legend and recently fired head coach Don Shula might be responsible. He could not be reached for comment.
The following video contains scenes with mature subject matter, viewer discretion is advised.
Dave Penney MMVJ Audition Tape (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/titanicpimp.wmv)