Flames drinking games

[TurnedTheCorner]

So I have decided that if I am going to watch Flames games going forward, I need to drink more. Possibly a lot more, depending on how things go. As such, I thought it might be fun to hear some suggestions or experiences from others here about any Flames drinking games they have participated in, heard of, or might suggest.

Bear in mind that while today's game is a home game on HNIC, variations for all location and broadcast possibilities would be appreciated. Or the game should be flexible enough to be used for all Flames games. Good, bad, ugly, great - what have you.

Thanks CP!

[STeeLy]

Drink when Flames lose a puck battle along the boards, 2 drinks if it's in their own end.
Drink when Chris Butler gives the puck away.
Drink when anyone falls when they have absolutely no reason to.
Drink when anyone can't take a pass/shot due to a bouncing puck.

Chug when Kipper lets in a softie.

[dissentowner]

Take a drink when Rob Kerr sounds like his going through puberty.
Take a drink when another play dies on Comeau's stick.
Take a drink if Bouwmeester "blasts" a shot from the point or has a "cannon"
Take a drink every time Tanguay tries to force a pass to Iginla instead of shooting.
Take a drink every time Butler comes over the boards, you will need it.
Take a drink every time you hear that god awful Barbera Streisand song.
Take a drink every 30 seconds during the last five minutes of the game if the Flames lead by one.

[JazzyFlame]

Take a drink

[kermitology]

Drink when Blake Comeau takes the puck wide behind the net and turns it over

[PeteLFan]

Drink when Blake Comeau takes the puck wide behind the net and turns it over

Blakes trademark is coming into the offensive zone with full speed a chance too shoot, nope passes it up, slowly the excitment goes away for a scoring chance, but Blake going all out goes behind the net for no reason what so ever, comes back into the slot waits until there is 7 people in front of the goalie then shoots it right into them for deflection out of play.

That play itself should require us to chug a entire bottle of whiskey.

[Barnet Flame]

Take a drink whenever we lose a face-off and you'll be unlikely to make it to the 2nd period.

[Fire Park '71]

Aaaaand...raging alcoholic.

[DuffMan]

Drink whenever Charlie Simmer says the word "again" take 2 if he says "well, again"

[bzoo02]

http://hockeygods.com/system/gallery_images/8156/original.jpg?1328568185
Applicable for tonight's game.

[sun]

Drink whenever Charlie Simmer says the word "again" take 2 if he says "well, again"
What's the over/under on the number of times Simmer says "again"? Someone really should count. You would definitely be dead if you took a drink every time.

[TurnedTheCorner]

I should have asked in the OP - what is a drink considered to be for these games? Is it a shot? A swallow of beer? A sip of a cocktail? I don't know the specifics. I suppose an important factor would be whether your aim is to make it through the game, or to simply get really drunk really fast.

[Roof-Daddy]

Really surprised about all the wildly original Comeau and Butler jokes in this thread.

Who could have seen that coming?

[EddyBeers]

Drink when Iginla backchecks, you will still be able to show up at your AA meetings with a clean record then.

[$ven27]

Drink a keg for every time Butler is on the ice for a goal against.

[djsFlames]

Tonight it's the Anti-Flames CBC crew

Or "Hockey Night in Edmonton" covering the game.

With the Flames' biggest fan Kelly Rhudey on color.


Need separate drinking rules for the CBC broadcast*

[PeteLFan]

Drink everytime Charlie says the Flames want to a play a skating game.

They are playing hockey so yes obviously they want to skate Charlie.

[FlamesAddiction]

Take a drink anytime you feel bored during the game.

Drink 2 drinks anytime you start to feel hope.

Take 3 drinks every time you start to feel depressed.


That's not really a game though. That's just the life of a Flames fan.

[robmneilson]

Take a drink everytime a close up of Bouwmeester reminds you of this far side cartoon: http://blog.ivman.com/wp-content/DogEmotions.jpg

[djsFlames]

http://flamesnation.ca/uploads/Image/bouwmeester_jay487_381.jpg
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/photos/2011/03/23/heatley-dany_584.jpg
http://spectorshockey.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bouwmeester.jpg
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjdgeXABf4tioxFsx_jTPB-FZOXNcQSX6uhi2E5S_a-mrDwOfW

[Jacks]

Drink anytime the opposing team or an opposing player break a long slump against us. Example: the announcer says player X hasn't scored in 56 games ... here it comes. The opposing team doesn't have a shorthanded goal yet this season ...... whoopseee.

[868904]

Drink every time Iginla enters the offensive zone with the puck curls at the blue line and turns it over.
Drink every time Cammy gets outraced to a loose puck or gets caught on a break.
Drink every time Tanguay passes instead of shooting on a glorious shooting opportunity.

[Komskies]

Drink every time Charlie Simmer stats a sentence with "And again".

Just kidding you would die from alcohol poisoning.

[jwags]

Drink every time Iginla enters the offensive zone with the puck curls at the blue line and turns it over.
Drink every time Cammy gets outraced to a loose puck or gets caught on a break.
Drink every time Tanguay passes instead of shooting on a glorious shooting opportunity.

I actually play this version.

I'll add one, drink everytime Glencross won't move his feet, and you yell out, "C'mon Bourque!".

[memphusk]

Drink every time one of our smurfs jumps off the bench. Now thats drinking.

[puffnstuff]

At the suggestion of a friend, we played it one game, just drink when Iginla falls down. We were hammered...

[zunie75]

Take a drink when Rob Kerr sounds like his going through puberty.
Take a drink when another play dies on Comeau's stick.
Take a drink if Bouwmeester "blasts" a shot from the point or has a "cannon"
Take a drink every time Tanguay tries to force a pass to Iginla instead of shooting.
Take a drink every time Butler comes over the boards, you will need it.
Take a drink every time you hear that god awful Barbera Streisand song.
Take a drink every 30 seconds during the last five minutes of the game if the Flames lead by one.

Should probably chug your drink for that one. Might not happen often and if it does, then celebrate.

[Enoch Root]

Drink every time the CBC crew calls the Flames 'grissly, wry, cagey or seasoned veterans' (must include vterans)

Drink every time they use the adjective 'lumbers' or 'grinds' to describe their play

Drink every time they say: where would this team be without Kipper?

And drink an entire beer when they say 'skill vs age'

[SofaProfessor]

Drink as heavily as you can before puck drop so you have no idea what's happening and won't remember it the next day.

[EVERLAST]

Drink a full six if Iginla scores or fights ...it's a reason to celebrate...he's fully engaged and so to will you be in your buzz

drink when Butler plays every time he comes within 6feet of the puck .....just start you'll thank yourself

drink for Every flames shot on net

drink on All blocked shots

drink on All face off wins

[Yrebmi]

http://flamesnation.ca/uploads/Image/bouwmeester_jay487_381.jpg
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/photos/2011/03/23/heatley-dany_584.jpg
http://spectorshockey.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bouwmeester.jpg
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjdgeXABf4tioxFsx_jTPB-FZOXNcQSX6uhi2E5S_a-mrDwOfW

Being able to see white all the way around the eyes is said to be a sign of insanity......
Just saying

Sorry OT

[danny darko]

Drink when Flames lose a puck battle along the boards, 2 drinks if it's in their own end.
Drink when Chris Butler gives the puck away
Drink when anyone falls when they have absolutely no reason to.
Drink when anyone can't take a pass/shot due to a bouncing puck.

Chug when Kipper lets in a softie.

Bye bye liver :whaa:

[baerfan]

Drink every time were reminded that Cervenka is a Czech coming from KHL

[bugsy]

Every time Hartley says "like" in an interview.

Comatose.

[Morning Wood]

Comeautose.

Fixed

[bugsy]

Fixed

See what you did there, I do.

/yoda

[Hatter]

Drink every time Iginla enters the offensive zone with the puck curls at the blue line and turns it over.
Drink every time Cammy gets outraced to a loose puck or gets caught on a break.
Drink every time Tanguay passes instead of shooting on a glorious shooting opportunity.

You tryin to kill us brah?

[Wise Gamble]

Drink every time Kipper makes a save

[dissentowner]

Oh, and drink everytime a player gets his first NHL goal against us.

[danny darko]

Oh, and drink everytime a player gets his first NHL goal against us.

Or hits a milestone lol

[KOgear]

Pre-drink hard if:

Opposing team has played 3 games in 4 nights.
Opposing team is playing their back-up goalie.
Opposing team has 2 of their top 6 forwards injured.
Opposing team is playing us on their back to back.

[BigBrodieFan]

Finish the bottle of whatever you're drinking if 'Whirling Dervish' is said at any point during the game.

[BigBrodieFan]

Can't believe this one isn't in there- Drink whenever the 'Iron Man' is mentioned.

[TurnedTheCorner]

Drink anytime the opposing team or an opposing player break a long slump against us. Example: the announcer says player X hasn't scored in 56 games ... here it comes. The opposing team doesn't have a shorthanded goal yet this season ...... whoopseee.
Going with this approach tonight.

[Ro]

Opposing team ties the game with less than 10 seconds left in the third- finish the entire case/bottle.

[Pierre "Monster" McGuire]

When listening to the post-game show/Overtime with Pat Steinberg, take a drink everytime he says "Flames lose *insert score here* at the hands of the *insert opposing team here*"

[Jake]

Every time Mikael Backlund has a scoring chance.

[puckluck2]

Drink anytime Backlund misses an empty net.

Drink anytime Glencross attempts a backhand pass that gets intercepted.

Drink anytime Giordano has an easy outlet pass but then makes it more exciting by attempting a high risk little reward pass.

Drink anytime Butler serves one up on a plate like a butler.

Drink anytime Iginla and Tanguay overpass the puck. 3 drinks if Tanguay turns it over by force feeding Iginla the pass while he's covered by 5 players and Ray Emery.

Drink anytime the Flames allow a goal with under a minute to play.

[Bowvechkin]

Drink every time we can't clear the puck out of our zone.

That will separate the boys from the men.

[Stampede2TheCup]

Drink 5 drinks when Kerr says "WHERE IS IT!?!?!11!!". That way later occurrences might be a little fun or at least less painful. It's kinda your job to tell us sir. I'd rather you make something up if you don't know LOL.

[MyFlamesFirst]

If you want to keep the party going after the game listen to Bob Hartley's post game. Every time he says " Like ahh.." drink. Be cautious.

[Phaneufenstein]

Drink when Simmer or Kerr say "bang-bang type play"

Drink whne you hear "hit in the face area"

Chug when Kerr says "discombobulation"

[TurnedTheCorner]

Drink whenever Charlie Simmer says the word "again" take 2 if he says "well, again"

I didn't drink for the Wings game last night, but this post was in the back of my mind. My god. I would still be passed out.

[darthma]

Drink every time you pour a beer on Flames_Gimp?

[1stLand]

Drink Everytime someone calls into Overtime and predicts the Flames will make the Playoffs (after a Flames Win) and drink everytime someone Mentions the LA Kings Stanley Cup Run or "Getting in as an 8th Seed"

[kirant]

Chug every time you realize the Flames' 4th line actually plays in the 3rd period.

[DuffMan]

I didn't drink for the Wings game last night, but this post was in the back of my mind. My god. I would still be passed out.

me too, and he was actually pretty restrained with it last night for some odd reason.

[BurningSteel]

Evertime they mention Kipper's status.

[wretched34]

single drinks:
Anytime Bouwmeester goes soft into the defensive corner and lets the forward out with the puck
Every time you scream "HIT HIM" when an opponent gains the zone as our D backs off.
Every time you scream "SHOOT THE F***ING PUCK" as Tanguay makes a cross ice pass through traffic, while he has no coverage.

2 Drinks:
Every time Comeau falls while carrying the puck
Every time one or more of our defenders are behind our net while the opponent has a scoring chance.
Every time Iginla blows a breakaway/ penalty shot/ shoot out attempt

3 Drinks:
Every time Glencross or Backlund miss an open net
Every time Cammalleri misses the net entirely
Every time our goalie is run by an opponent and our team skates away

CHUG:
Every time Butler is in the line up to keep things "competitive"

ENJOY!

[TurnedTheCorner]

Drink whenever Charlie Simmer says the word "again" take 2 if he says "well, again"

Playing this one tonight! Wish me luck!