MJK
08-21-2004, 11:24 AM
For Immediate release
Saturday August 21, 2004
In a shocking turn of events, the Florida Panthers announced today that NFL coach Don Shula will in fact not be coaching the Panthers this year. Instead, super rocker Maynard James Keenan of the rock band TOOL will take over in his place.
This comes just one day after Dave Penney was announced as the new Florida GM. Neither Penney or maynard were available for comment.
Saturday August 21, 2004
In a shocking turn of events, the Florida Panthers announced today that NFL coach Don Shula will in fact not be coaching the Panthers this year. Instead, super rocker Maynard James Keenan of the rock band TOOL will take over in his place.
This comes just one day after Dave Penney was announced as the new Florida GM. Neither Penney or maynard were available for comment.