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bluck
04-13-2012, 11:42 PM
I thought it would be fun to see how many captures we can get from the diving pukes as we follow them throughout the playoffs. Feel free to add to this thread, this is what I got so far.. I can't lie it's pretty pathetic. To anyone who still wonders why the Canucks aren't liked.. well the answers pretty obvious. See below and it's only game 2!

Round 1 - Canucks VS. LA Kings -

1. Ryan Kesler somersault dive - Game 1
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2. Maxim Lapierre embellishing - Game 2
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Pierre "Monster" McGuire
04-13-2012, 11:46 PM
The picture of Kesler's head snap on the first goal of Game 1 should be added. So should Henrik's dive from last game.

zamler
04-13-2012, 11:50 PM
SXNtr5rzWfs

Frequitude
04-14-2012, 12:02 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/21kgq6g.jpg

Stormchaser
04-14-2012, 12:04 AM
Great thread! This should be a 10 pager in no time!

Pierre "Monster" McGuire
04-14-2012, 12:05 AM
Great thread! This should be a 10 pager in no time!

CP's servers are going to explode.

FlamesAddiction
04-14-2012, 12:05 AM
There was a pretty good Luongo one in game 1 too. I can't find the clip though.

CalgaryFan1988
04-14-2012, 12:07 AM
Won't we get in trouble from CBC or something for posting links to entire games? :D

OILFAN #81
04-14-2012, 12:07 AM
I still think this one in game 1 was the worst:

BeiaPPZZD2c

bluck
04-14-2012, 12:08 AM
There was a pretty good Luongo one in game 1 too. I can't find the clip though.

I looked for that one, he kinda flopped into his own net after taking a little poke. Can't find it anywhere. What astonishes me is how he can stop a 130 MPH slapshot but a little poke sends him flying :confused:

zamler
04-14-2012, 12:11 AM
http://i.imgur.com/tDQID.gif

soreshins
04-14-2012, 12:13 AM
the Lapierre game 2 "embellishment" is starting to approach anything you'll see in soccer. disgrace.

bc-chris
04-14-2012, 12:13 AM
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx274/bc-chris/calgary%20puck/9L26S.gif

bc-chris
04-14-2012, 12:14 AM
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx274/bc-chris/calgary%20puck/dbag.png

bc-chris
04-14-2012, 12:14 AM
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx274/bc-chris/calgary%20puck/BssJs.gif

bc-chris
04-14-2012, 12:15 AM
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx274/bc-chris/calgary%20puck/keslerkartwheel.gif

bc-chris
04-14-2012, 12:15 AM
not a dive (for a change)... just an awesome hit!!! :)

http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx274/bc-chris/calgary%20puck/RICHARDS-BURIES-BURROWS.gif

getbak
04-14-2012, 12:15 AM
Doughty's hand gesture makes that even better.

Locke
04-14-2012, 12:18 AM
5 star thread. And I hate to be a Nazi, but such a great thread deserves a correctly spelled title. Theres an 'i' in compilation there somewhere.

Fantastic thread though.

soreshins
04-14-2012, 12:19 AM
not a dive (for a change)... just an awesome hit!!! :)

http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx274/bc-chris/calgary%20puck/RICHARDS-BURIES-BURROWS.gif
That must be from regular season? LOL @ no 22 (Daniel Sedin) flinching

La Flames Fan
04-14-2012, 12:19 AM
Thank you :)

bluck
04-14-2012, 12:21 AM
That must be from regular season? LOL @ no 22 (Daniel Sedin) flinching

From game one , I think thats number 27 that you see

soreshins
04-14-2012, 12:24 AM
whoever it is it looks like they've just discovered a 10 week old sh 1t

bc-chris
04-14-2012, 12:24 AM
That must be from regular season? LOL @ no 22 (Daniel Sedin) flinching


that's burrows getting rocked right near the end of game 1

soreshins
04-14-2012, 12:27 AM
maybe it's my deteriorating eyesight but that looks like a number 22. Not disputing the clip at all - just doubting my eyes!

Racki
04-14-2012, 12:28 AM
I know that as Flames fans we probably beat them up about this more than any other fanbase but the truth is it really is indefinsible. There is no doubt that the Canucks dive, head-snap and embellish more than any other team in the NHL. Any half-way intelligent, honest Canucks fan knows that this is inarguable.

atb
04-14-2012, 12:31 AM
http://i.imgur.com/iNd8Z.gif

bluck
04-14-2012, 12:36 AM
5 star thread. And I hate to be a Nazi, but such a great thread deserves a correctly spelled title. Theres an 'i' in compilation there somewhere.

Fantastic thread though.

Fixed! To much beer/other stuff :/

SebC
04-14-2012, 02:02 AM
Any half-way intelligent, honest Canucks fan knows that this is inarguable.Any what?

Wise Gamble
04-14-2012, 02:06 AM
http://i763.photobucket.com/albums/xx274/bc-chris/calgary%20puck/BssJs.gif

:bag:

Coach
04-14-2012, 02:10 AM
http://i.imgur.com/tDQID.gif

This is just embarrassing to me. Would rather bail and try to draw a penalty than fight through and keep the puck.

MelBridgeman
04-14-2012, 02:17 AM
From everyone in Canada outside of BC - thank you

3 Justin 3
04-14-2012, 02:55 AM
http://i.imgur.com/lGO4a.gif

Champion
04-14-2012, 03:09 AM
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Champion
04-14-2012, 03:26 AM
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Samiz
04-14-2012, 07:51 AM
This has instantly become my favourite thread on CP. Thank you!

Flash Walken
04-14-2012, 08:34 AM
Someone should post a gif of Booth trying to go up up and away.

FurnaceFace
04-14-2012, 08:54 AM
Along with Burrows launching himself at Quick, if someone has a gif of him grabbing Quick's mask/sticking his girls fingers through the mask that would be a good one to add. That one really bugged me.

CsInMyBlood
04-14-2012, 09:20 AM
:bag:

Agreed, being a Canucks fan has to be embarrassing.

Flame On
04-14-2012, 09:28 AM
I don't know how any Nuck fans don't understand why their team is so hated out side of BC, be that Canada or the US.

In Sutter we trust.

Hairy Kneel
04-14-2012, 09:30 AM
I don't know how any Nuck fans don't understand why their team is so hated out side of BC, be that Canada or the US.

In Sutter we trust.


Most of us don't care.

Drake
04-14-2012, 09:32 AM
Doughty's hand gesture makes that even better.

https://twitpic.com/show/iphone/98rzgw

bc-chris
04-14-2012, 09:44 AM
from AC in the kings/nucks thread....

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showpost.php?p=3661082&postcount=2504

troutman
04-14-2012, 09:55 AM
Most of us don't care.

And that is the problem. Until enough of you do care, the Canucks will continue to play disgraceful hockey. The ends do not justify the means.

RyZ
04-14-2012, 10:11 AM
Most of us don't care.
Of course you don't. That attitude from the fanbase is a large part of the whole package. Playoff warriors from years gone by roll over in their graves and wince in embarrassment when the Canucks play.

SeeBass
04-14-2012, 10:35 AM
https://twitpic.com/show/iphone/98rzgw


Now this is how you do ithttp://i.minus.com/iXM8XTHlBhdce.gif

Hairy Kneel
04-14-2012, 10:36 AM
And that is the problem. Until enough of you do care, the Canucks will continue to play disgraceful hockey. The ends do not justify the means.

What would you suggest I do about it ?

Start a petition?
Jump up and down and yell at the tv when a player embellishes?

I am not part of the team , I'm just a fan.

bluck
04-14-2012, 10:43 AM
What would you suggest I do about it ?

Start a petition?
Jump up and down and yell at the tv when a player embellishes?

I am not part of the team , I'm just a fan.

Just out of curiosity.. why would you join a Flames forum on April 2012? If not to talk smack I can't really see the point of signing up for this forum. Check this one out. http://forum.canucks.com/index.php

trublmaker
04-14-2012, 10:49 AM
Most of us don't care.


How can you not care?? That team is an embarassment to hockey, if the Flames played that way, whether they were winning or not, I couldn't cheer for them and I'm sure most hockey fans would feel that way about their team. Except canucks fans of course, just business as usual

jlh2640
04-14-2012, 10:52 AM
Lets go Kings !!

trublmaker
04-14-2012, 10:53 AM
What would you suggest I do about it ?

Start a petition?
Jump up and down and yell at the tv when a player embellishes?

I am not part of the team , I'm just a fan.


How about grow a set, tell your fellow nucks fans you refuse to cheer for this bunch and quit defending them for starters. Call them for what they are.

Hairy Kneel
04-14-2012, 10:53 AM
How can you not care?? That team is an embarassment to hockey, if the Flames played that way, whether they were winning or not, I couldn't cheer for them and I'm sure most hockey fans would feel that way about their team. Except canucks fans of course, just business as usual

I don't have a lot of input into player personnel moves.

I was a much bigger fan of the 94 team myself but until MG decides to alter the roster and get rid of a couple of guys i don't like I have to be a big boy and suck it up.

At least it's a good team despite having a few pricks on it.

Champion
04-14-2012, 10:54 AM
Along with Burrows launching himself at Quick, if someone has a gif of him grabbing Quick's mask/sticking his girls fingers through the mask that would be a good one to add. That one really bugged me.

Here you go sir:

That idiot tries his hardest to reach into his mask with his bare hand. I zoomed it up. He ripped his mask forward to bring him down. Could have injured him.

Vub0yzDrObU

Champion
04-14-2012, 10:55 AM
I am PVR'ing all of these games and grabbing every incident I can.

trublmaker
04-14-2012, 10:55 AM
I don't have a lot of input into player personnel moves.

I was a much bigger fan of the 94 team myself but until MG decides to alter the roster and get rid of a couple of guys i don't like I have to be a big boy and suck it up.

At least it's a good team despite having a few pricks on it.


No but you have the choice to support FC vancouver or not.

jeffman
04-14-2012, 11:05 AM
no no guys, you see, canucks werent diving, they just operate on a different gravity thus falling differently than other nhlers when hit or near hit:D

surferguy
04-14-2012, 11:06 AM
Here you go sir:

That idiot tries his hardest to reach into his mask with his bare hand. I zoomed it up. He ripped his mask forward to bring him down. Could have injured him.

Vub0yzDrObU

His hands look like a zombie trying to get at quicks brains

hamburgler
04-14-2012, 11:26 AM
long time reader, few time poster. This is the best thread I have ever seen. EVER. Someone needs to put all of these, at the end of the series in one massive compilation and send it to TSN or Snet. awesome.

surferguy
04-14-2012, 11:35 AM
His hands look like a zombie trying to get at quicks brains

I was just thinking... What happens if Burrows bites Quick? Does that mean Quick will turn into a....a....a...Burrows?

*shudder*

http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/6522/tumblrl9lgi6vkkr1qzx2fh.gif

Trailer Fire
04-14-2012, 11:54 AM
long time reader, few time poster. This is the best thread I have ever seen. EVER. Someone needs to put all of these, at the end of the series in one massive compilation and send it to TSN or Snet. awesome.

Best idea. Even to have it for us would be just grand. I live in BC and everyone around me is a Canucks fan. I would love to rub this in their faces.

CaptainCrunch
04-14-2012, 12:10 PM
Most of us don't care.


Say's the Canucks fan with the signup date on a Flames message board of April 2012.

I dost think that the lady dost protest too much.

bluck
04-14-2012, 12:24 PM
long time reader, few time poster. This is the best thread I have ever seen. EVER. Someone needs to put all of these, at the end of the series in one massive compilation and send it to TSN or Snet. awesome.

I'm sure our pal AC wouldn't mind doing this :)

trublmaker
04-14-2012, 12:28 PM
Say's the Canucks fan with the signup date on a Flames message board of April 2012.

I dost think that the lady dost protest too much.


I'm sure he signed up here thinking the nucks were going to walk thru the Kings and only came here to gloat. Not going so well now though is it.:w00t:

normtwofinger
04-14-2012, 12:29 PM
Most of us don't care.

You should start.

Itse
04-14-2012, 12:36 PM
From a Kings board. Thought this was the best place for these:

http://i44.tinypic.com/2a6t2xg.jpghttp://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/bigjoeltd/Whaler.jpg

(Bad photoshops but funny ideas.)

burn_this_city
04-14-2012, 12:39 PM
No matter how many Nucks dive videos I see it never gets old.

vektor
04-14-2012, 01:00 PM
I hope LA sweeps them, that would be a meltdown of epic proportions.

IamNotKenKing
04-14-2012, 01:03 PM
Doughty's hand gesture makes that even better.

Agreed 100%!

Reign of Fire
04-14-2012, 01:05 PM
long time reader, few time poster. This is the best thread I have ever seen. EVER. Someone needs to put all of these, at the end of the series in one massive compilation and send it to TSN or Snet. awesome.

Best idea. Even to have it for us would be just grand. I live in BC and everyone around me is a Canucks fan. I would love to rub this in their faces.

Same here, if anyone can put all these on one video it would be awesome. I want to know what the Canucks fans have to say about this.

Itse
04-14-2012, 01:13 PM
I took a peek in a couple of Kings forums, and discovered that letsgokings.com has a great series called "what they're saying", quotes from the Canucks board.

This is game 2 and pre-game. I thought it was kinda interesting.

http://letsgokings.com/f4/what_theyre_saying_game_2_edition-384457.html


-Stay disciplined! No more diving!
- please don't embarrass yourself this time, kesler, and play your game. Create havoc around the net, make some plays, shoot, etc. This goes for henrik as well regarding the diving. I don't want to see any embellishment or diving in this game. It was embarrassing to watch.
- Kesler needs to stop with the obvious embellishing.
- Beyond disgusted with Kesler's play last night. I don't even care if we lose, the Kings are a good team, but to lose like that is just godawful to watch.
- He's my favorite Canuck, but call a spade a spade. He needs to focus more on hockey and less on trying to draw penalties/being aggravating. IIRC, he didn't pull any of that crap when he was shutting down Toews last year, so why start now?
- (regarding the kesler somersault dive): No idea. That's the most disheartening thing I've seen as a Canucks fan since probably game 7 against Boston.
- Kesler needs to focus on skating and not drawing calls
- The Canucks diving really pissed me off last night.
And that was just from the pre-game. Reading that there's certainly lot of Canucks fans either in denial, accepting or even encouraging this behavior.

But there is also clearly a part of their fanbase that's pretty fed up with the diving.

zamler
04-14-2012, 01:28 PM
The Canucks to a man have no shame, it's remarkable. Richards takes an inadvertent stick to the mouth (ends up bleeding) from Kesler, but watch what Kelser does. He knows it's his stick, so HE pretends to grab his mouth and sticks his legs in the air. What a bunch of idiots the Canucks are, holy crap.

Kelser was 100% fine BTW.

http://i.imgur.com/8oy95.gif

edit - here's the difference between actually being injured, and not. One guy grabs his face, one guy puts his glove on his visor lol
http://i.imgur.com/tZrXf.jpg

jayswin
04-14-2012, 01:29 PM
I don't know how any Nuck fans don't understand why their team is so hated out side of BC, be that Canada or the US.

In Sutter we trust.

It's quite baffling, but most of them honestly believe it's because they're good.

flames_fan_down_under
04-14-2012, 01:37 PM
Old habits die hard. Here are a couple from last year. :)

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TheSutterDynasty
04-14-2012, 02:03 PM
The Canucks to a man have no shame, it's remarkable. Richards takes an inadvertent stick to the mouth (ends up bleeding) from Kesler, but watch what Kelser does. He knows it's his stick, so HE pretends to grab his mouth and sticks his legs in the air. What a bunch of idiots the Canucks are, holy crap.

Kelser was 100% fine BTW.



edit - here's the difference between actually being injured, and not. One guy grabs his face, one guy puts his glove on his visor lol


Richards elbowed Kesler on the play.

I'm all about calling players out on diving but at least be objective.

Stay Golden
04-14-2012, 02:03 PM
urIlWcdT6i4

topfiverecords
04-14-2012, 02:10 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb15/smashcard/divesburrows.jpg

Hockey_Ninja
04-14-2012, 02:14 PM
Kinda off topic but i thought it was a good video:

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Resolute 14
04-14-2012, 02:33 PM
I still think this one in game 1 was the worst:

BeiaPPZZD2c

There are so many Canucks falling over in that clip I had trouble picking out the one you were referring to.

zamler
04-14-2012, 02:47 PM
Richards elbowed Kesler on the play.
That doesn't change what Kesler did after the fact, he stuck his legs in the air and grabbed his visor to try and sell something. It didn't last long though, he realized nothing was going to come of it so magically he was fine.

debil
04-14-2012, 02:48 PM
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/2858/divingkeslerducksinwind.gif

zamler
04-14-2012, 02:55 PM
Brilliant!

Jake
04-14-2012, 03:01 PM
I thought the Canucks said they were going to stop this garbage this time around.

sevenarms
04-14-2012, 03:08 PM
Richards elbowed Kesler on the play.

I'm all about calling players out on diving but at least be objective.

Sure they both got hit in the face on the play but the previous poster was commenting on how they reacted. Richards took a stick to the face so he reacts and puts his hand to his mouth. Kesler gets an elbow to the face and puts his hand to his face and then rolls and makes sure both legs are completely vertical. There was no need to roll.

trublmaker
04-14-2012, 03:12 PM
I thought the Canucks said they were going to stop this garbage this time around.


Old habits are hard to break, it's all just second nature now.

Champion
04-14-2012, 03:24 PM
Mission of mine tonight

Zoome up slow mo of that Sedin dive posted above
Kesler sticking stoll in the ballz

give me some other ones you guys remember from both games...

zamler
04-14-2012, 03:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GterT.gif

Champion
04-14-2012, 04:22 PM
Good god just can't stand Kesler!

CalgaryFan1988
04-14-2012, 05:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GterT.gif

Should have been suspended for that one, obvious intent to injure.

jayswin
04-14-2012, 05:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GterT.gif

Could you imagine if someone did that to Kesler? He would have jumped four feet iin the air, thrown his stick and gloves and rolled around on the ice for ten seconds, while looking at the refs.

HELPNEEDED
04-14-2012, 05:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GterT.gif


I'm surprised kesler didn't keel-over holding his hand as if it had exploded there.

Bindair Dundat
04-14-2012, 07:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GterT.gif
Holy fark!!! That is just wrong (on so many levels)...If I were Stoll I would have gone out and seriously hurt that *sshole on the next shift.
Hit him from behind with ten strides of momentum and a cross check, jump his carcass, and wail until there's a puddle forming.
Crap like this clip would weigh heavily in the disciplinary hearing..."After all, he tried to wreck my junk, your honor".

Azure
04-14-2012, 08:33 PM
The best part of this thread is that thousands of people, including many members of the media will have seen all these videos and images by the time the Canucks are eliminated.

CP is probably a HUGE reason everyone in Canada outside of BC hates the Canucks.

Keep up the good fight.

.....

GreatSaveTanev!
04-14-2012, 09:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GterT.gif

Kesler has no idea what that feels like.

PeteLFan
04-15-2012, 12:01 AM
If someone did that too Kesler there stick would get lodged up into his gaping vagina.

Locke
04-15-2012, 08:37 AM
I thought the Canucks said they were going to stop this garbage this time around.

This is actually hilarious.

"We know we've dived our way to victory for 82 games, but once the playoffs start we promise to stop our pathetic diving and start playing hockey with integrity....."

The know they do it, they've admitted to doing it, they've even promised to stop doing it. They're addicts, they need rehab. The Kings are just graciously providing an intervention.

Flash Walken
04-15-2012, 10:42 AM
This is actually hilarious.

"We know we've dived our way to victory for 82 games, but once the playoffs start we promise to stop our pathetic diving and start playing hockey with integrity....."

The know they do it, they've admitted to doing it, they've even promised to stop doing it. They're addicts, they need rehab. The Kings are just graciously providing an intervention.

It's like what I said before.

Guys like Kesler and Burrows are always looking for an edge, a short cut, some leverage. In this pre-occupation in making sure they get their share, their focus isn't on winning. It's not about fighting through checks to get a scoring opportunity, it's about falling down to get the call.

That attitude hurts a team. Kings players are getting to loose pucks because of the will to fight through the obstacles.

The other glaring aspect is just how terrible their defense and forward support have looked. LA is forcing the issue on Vancouver's d, and they have no options. They look like Calgary.

DazzlinDino
04-15-2012, 10:50 AM
It's like what I said before.

Guys like Kesler and Burrows are always looking for an edge, a short cut, some leverage. In this pre-occupation in making sure they get their share, their focus isn't on winning. It's not about fighting through checks to get a scoring opportunity, it's about falling down to get the call.

That attitude hurts a team. Kings players are getting to loose pucks because of the will to fight through the obstacles.

The other glaring aspect is just how terrible their defense and forward support have looked. LA is forcing the issue on Vancouver's d, and they have no options. They look like Calgary.

Gee thanks.. Is that supposed to make us feel better? :eek:

zamler
04-15-2012, 11:20 PM
More fodder.

http://i.imgur.com/NzQhv.gif

http://i44.tinypic.com/1583wqb.gif

bc-chris
04-15-2012, 11:35 PM
The best part of this thread is that thousands of people, including many members of the media will have seen all these videos and images by the time the Canucks are eliminated.

CP is probably a HUGE reason everyone in Canada hates the Canucks.

Keep up the good fight.

.....

fixed

bc-chris

sadora
04-15-2012, 11:40 PM
CP is probably a HUGE reason everyone in Canada outside of BC hates the Canucks.


The Canucks themselves are a huge reason why the rest of Canada hates them...we just seem to enjoy hating them more.:D

MikaelBacklund
04-15-2012, 11:48 PM
ahh man can anyone please upload the Brown hit on Sedin, that was beautiful

Roughneck
04-15-2012, 11:57 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/535471_274852082606748_244528182305805_608372_1792 447446_n.jpg

zamler
04-16-2012, 12:13 AM
What was Kelser doing here?

http://i.imgur.com/Hjvoi.gif

nik-
04-16-2012, 12:15 AM
Karma would be one of these idiots tearing an ACL on a dive.

Jake
04-16-2012, 12:33 AM
Kesler keeps pushing the limits of poor sportsmanship... I honestly don't know why dives, like on the Mitchell cross check, continue to surprise me. Kesler followed that performance up with icing Quick... and again I was surprised. Maybe it's because I can't believe a player can set the bar so low.

CaptainCrunch
04-16-2012, 12:38 AM
Kesler keeps pushing the limits of poor sportsmanship... I honestly don't know why dives, like on the Mitchell cross check, continue to surprise me. Kesler followed that performance up with icing Quick... and again I was surprised. Maybe it's because I can't believe a player can set the bar so low.

That really shows the type of player that Kesler is. He was called in game one for the same thing, and with a 1 minute left and the Canucks goalie out of the net he does it again, risking a penalty.

for the most part Kesler only performs well against weak teams, so the fact that he's a bust again shouldn't be any surprise.

He's not getting a reaction out of the kings, he's not delivering any offense at all.

The Canucks should trade him while he still has some value.

vektor
04-16-2012, 12:55 AM
I absolutely love the look on the opposing teams face when a Canuck dives.

oh yeah... bring it you piece of..... hey, what the hell are you doing?

jayswin
04-16-2012, 12:59 AM
It's like Christmas Eve for me, and I'm going over my christmas list (Kesler dive, Burrows head snap, Sedin getting rocked) and hoping Santa (AC) brings me everything I asked for. I can't wait!

Plett25
04-16-2012, 01:10 AM
ahh man can anyone please upload the Brown hit on Sedin, that was beautiful
NzmRtmsbJdo

http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=3620337&t=o (http://gifsoup.com/view/3620337/littlesister.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com/)

AC
04-16-2012, 03:01 AM
It's like Christmas Eve for me, and I'm going over my christmas list (Kesler dive, Burrows head snap, Sedin getting rocked) and hoping Santa (AC) brings me everything I asked for. I can't wait!
http://www.recklesscaution.com/misc_hockey/CanucksCrushed2.gif
http://www.recklesscaution.com/misc_hockey/CanucksCrushed3.gif
http://www.recklesscaution.com/misc_hockey/CanucksDive6.gif
http://www.recklesscaution.com/misc_hockey/CanucksCrushed4.gif

EVERLAST
04-16-2012, 06:23 AM
The Nucks ARE done

Hockey_Ninja
04-16-2012, 06:47 AM
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Lt.Spears
04-16-2012, 08:26 AM
It would be sweet to watch Willie Mitchell pound Keslers face in next game.

zamler
04-16-2012, 09:18 AM
http://www.recklesscaution.com/misc_hockey/CanucksDive6.gif

This is just so ridiculous I laugh every time I watch it.

FakenHaken
04-16-2012, 09:24 AM
This is just so ridiculous I laugh every time I watch it.

But he just caught an edge................. LOL I can't even make anything sound remotely justifiable for this your right it was ridiculous.

FlamesAddiction
04-16-2012, 09:30 AM
This is just so ridiculous I laugh every time I watch it.

It reminds me of those narcoleptic goats:

f_3Utmj4RPU

endeavor
04-16-2012, 09:39 AM
Caution: Do not read this thread at work! Awesome job with the gifs and pictures guys, keep 'em coming!

sevenarms
04-16-2012, 09:48 AM
What was Kelser doing here?

http://i.imgur.com/Hjvoi.gif

Groundhoggin'.

GreatSaveTanev!
04-16-2012, 10:13 AM
^lol look at the ref pointing at Mitchell. He bought it hook, line and sinker.
What a fool.

Champion
04-16-2012, 11:00 AM
What a pathetic team man. Burrows still snaps his head back after getting sandwiched lol.

How much lower can these clown go?

Oh wait. It's because they are so good and we are so jealous right?

dino7c
04-16-2012, 11:10 AM
What a pathetic team man. Burrows still snaps his head back after getting sandwiched lol.

How much lower can these clown go?

Oh wait. It's because they are so good and we are so jealous right?

yeah, look they suck and we still hate them...maybe we don't hate them because they are "so good"

Rejean31
04-16-2012, 11:22 AM
It reminds me of those narcoleptic goats:

f_3Utmj4RPU
Those goats look so much like the Canucks team it makes me think this video is used as a training video at Canucks training camp.

ThisYear
04-16-2012, 11:37 AM
Canucks new off season training facility and the new logo;
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRj06vaU_20IzLlOL2yA4cmfd1OH5nxQ-TVQ4T0HIsh2K4tynmuhttp://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSXbwjo-ht2y01ybvxgHq8JfxRKthds4PcYEwWmOR5POD7G-cAJ0grfI_7IZQhttp://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRj_iZpzgcIVWMW2d1eAy7HKnyC64lDp P8u9lssD6VOG4rUiD1MhJE-1vCh

debil
04-16-2012, 12:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/tPH0k.gif

zamler
04-16-2012, 12:39 PM
Not a dive, but great. Did gain respect for Henrik for coming back after the hit.

http://i.imgur.com/0dADC.gif


http://i39.tinypic.com/34fz7yh.gif

bc-chris
04-16-2012, 12:41 PM
whoops... wrong thread

sun
04-16-2012, 12:57 PM
Not a dive, but great. Did gain respect for Henrik for coming back after the hit.

http://i.imgur.com/0dADC.gif


This is like a joke within a joke. He's so out of it, he doesn't even realize that a 2 can't go in that row.

cDnStealth
04-16-2012, 05:23 PM
Taken from the HFBoards:
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8944/dion.gif

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3530/gaborik1.gif

http://gifsoup.com/view3/3609360/dive-o.gif

pylon
04-16-2012, 06:06 PM
The internet has spoken. Kesler.... you a bitch.

cDnStealth
04-16-2012, 09:52 PM
Couple more:
http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/4118/keslerboatjumpsmall.gif

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t141/habs425/1112/playoffs/keslermovie.jpg

MisterJoji
04-16-2012, 09:58 PM
These are classic. Laughing my ass off.

Diemenz
04-16-2012, 10:09 PM
HAHHA

so much win

cDnStealth
04-16-2012, 10:23 PM
I've only posted the Canuck related ones but they have some absolute gems on the HFBoards. Here are a few:

http://oi43.tinypic.com/1z6beo7.jpg

http://i41.tinypic.com/33w1teh.gif

http://i44.tinypic.com/6oljir.gif

http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/8022609/1024/HF-Boards/Oh-Yeah.gif

http://i.imgur.com/kxP0r.gif

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t141/habs425/1112/playoffs/iseethelight.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IFt45.jpg

http://oi40.tinypic.com/v3h849.jpg

theTrumanShow
04-17-2012, 09:04 AM
found this gem yesterday

http://p.twimg.com/Aqp45fLCMAIx5lw.jpg:large

surferguy
04-17-2012, 11:17 AM
I put this one together this morn...

9nGxsxNxla4

Feel free to GIF it up

Nammer403
04-17-2012, 11:21 AM
http://i.imgur.com/lGO4a.gif

Mofo
04-17-2012, 11:46 AM
Found this in the foreign section of the old Blockbuster;
http://s18.postimage.org/8mbeawu6h/Dive.jpg

BloodFetish
04-17-2012, 12:27 PM
http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnhlexperts/AqpSAxBCQAAgmkv.jpg

surferguy
04-17-2012, 12:29 PM
^^^ You do realize that this was posted just four posts up right?

bc-chris
04-17-2012, 01:27 PM
in honour of the 100th anniversary of the titanic....

http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t485/chris-mal/calpuck/nucks-titanic.jpg

BloodFetish
04-17-2012, 01:45 PM
^^^ You do realize that this was posted just four posts up right?

No I didn't. You mean the post by TheTrumanShow? It doesn't display for me, just blank.

surferguy
04-17-2012, 05:08 PM
No I didn't. You mean the post by TheTrumanShow? It doesn't display for me, just blank.


weird, i will get that on my iphone sometimes...

well it doesn't bother me, the more canucks bashing the better IMO!

Carry on

topfiverecords
04-17-2012, 05:50 PM
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb15/smashcard/vancouverfaintinggoats.jpg

Mass_nerder
04-17-2012, 05:54 PM
http://p.twimg.com/AquItu6CMAAdJMD.jpg

Lionel Steel
04-17-2012, 06:02 PM
It's a good policy to ignore everything on HFboards, except their play-off photoshop thread. They usually come up with some pretty hilarious stuff

cDnStealth
04-17-2012, 06:49 PM
LOL these guys are unreal:
http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8376/pokemondouh.gif

opendoor
04-17-2012, 06:54 PM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ndwzJAM71qbfe6co1_500.jpg

カナダ人です
04-17-2012, 07:12 PM
Gotta say, this thread is pretty funny.

Kesler was a beast in the playoffs last year, but this year has been a shadow of his former self and has been taking waaay too many dives.

The guy is 10 pounds away from being a power forward, no way he should be flopping around like this!

3 Justin 3
04-17-2012, 07:32 PM
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8944/dion.gif
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3530/gaborik1.gif

Who won't he trip?

(I know they've already been posted)

squiggs96
04-17-2012, 09:48 PM
Who won't he trip?

(I know they've already been posted)

I'd like to see one of Kesler diving/being tripped with the cartwheeling Kesler knocking him over.

868904
04-17-2012, 10:24 PM
Honestly, why are we hating on Kesler? The guy is comedic gold!!! No man has ever brought as much laughter to me...

Champion
04-17-2012, 10:39 PM
I can't even imagine how bad Kesler and Co will be flopping around tomorrow when it's all ont he line. I just can;t see that guy, talented he may be, go all out and push through. Easy way out. They will try to get as many PP\'s as they can if Sedin is back.

trublmaker
04-18-2012, 07:17 AM
Honestly, why are we hating on Kesler? The guy is comedic gold!!! No man has ever brought as much laughter to me...


The even funnier/stranger part is he can't be ignorant of all the media bashing he's getting yet he continues to go for the diving gold. Fans and media are having a heyday with him. :)

dhc-2
04-18-2012, 08:28 AM
Wow, I knew they were bad, but this is ridiculous. Kesler is an embarassment.

bc-chris
04-18-2012, 03:50 PM
http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t485/chris-mal/calpuck/dive-team.jpg

hansmoleman
04-20-2012, 01:22 PM
I'm a jabroni

Flash Walken
04-20-2012, 01:27 PM
file:///C:/Users/Owner/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.jpg

Go here http://imgur.com/ to upload your image for free, easily.

hansmoleman
04-20-2012, 02:04 PM
Go here http://imgur.com/ to upload your image for free, easily.

Hey thanks man, is there any way to delete my blank post above?

hansmoleman
04-20-2012, 02:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/efICT.jpg

Super Nintendo Chalmers
04-20-2012, 02:50 PM
file:///C:/Users/Owner/AppData/Local/Temp/msohtmlclip1/01/clip_image001.jpg
You should be freaked out if this had worked.

Flash Walken
04-20-2012, 04:05 PM
You should be freaked out if this had worked.

at least his file structure doesn't have his name in it.

Flash Walken
04-20-2012, 04:06 PM
Hey thanks man, is there any way to delete my blank post above?

Underneath the post there should be a button that looks like this http://forumcdn.calgarypuck.com/images/calpuck/buttons/edit.gif click on it, go in and just change the text to "I am a jabroni".

Once you do that, click Submit Changes at the bottom and the post will delete itself.

hansmoleman
04-20-2012, 06:53 PM
I'm a jabroni

Didn't work

squiggs96
04-20-2012, 06:55 PM
I'm a jabroni

Didn't work

Quoted for awesomeness.

vilzeh
04-20-2012, 07:01 PM
Didn't work

He's messing with you.

Just EDIT it and type whatever you want to or just leave a DOT or so. Can't delete them.

wireframe
04-20-2012, 07:02 PM
I'm a jabroni

This is absolutely genius. I can't believe Flash Walken only has 2 thanks.

bluck
04-28-2013, 05:01 PM
Bump. With the playoffs starting Tuesday, I figured this thread needed to resurface. Post all your Canuck diving gifs/vids here ;)

GGG
04-28-2013, 05:10 PM
The kesler cartwheel is still the funniest dive ever.