Pizza Huts newest creation: hot dog stuffed crust pizza

[Senator Clay Davis]

And this idea wasn't conceived in US America? :blink:


America has been caught napping. While we were resting on the laurels of the KFC Double Down (http://yhoo.it/Ih1WOA), the Paula Deen doughnut burger, and deep-fried butter, Pizza Hut UK (http://delivery.pizzahut.co.uk/Default.aspx) has one-upped us with hot-dog-stuffed pizza crust.

You read that right: Pizza Hut UK. This development happened in Britain, a place that presumably learned about junk food from us. Then made it better. Or at least, more meat-filled. Where's the innovation, people? Who doesn't look at a crust and think, "This would be so much better if it had a hot dog inside of it"? That's a whole meal in the part of the pizza that some people don't even bother to eat!

The latest fast-food combination is described on the company's menu (http://delivery.pizzahut.co.uk/Menu.aspx) as "succulent hot dog sausage bursting from our famous stuffed crust, with a FREE Mustard Drizzle." A feeding frenzy of searches on Yahoo! were salivating for "hot dog stuffed crust" and "hot dog stuffed crust pizza."
Come on, people. If we put our heads together, we can outdo this. How about a pizza stuffed with a hot dog made with a pretzel crust? Worn as a hat with straws attached?

Not that fast-food retailers aren't experimenting with food combos here at home: The blog GrubGrade (http://www.grubgrade.com/2012/04/04/test-market-nashville-burger-king-bbq-sandwiches-bacon-sundae-sweet-potato-fries/) discovered a Burger King in Nashville, TN, where a test market for a bacon sundae is being offered (picture soft-serve vanilla topped with an actual strip of bacon). Yes, that one's a real heart-stopper.

And England isn't alone in serving super-stuffed pizza, apparently. The blog Grist (http://grist.org/list/oh-my-god-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza-humans-are-no-longer-allowed-to-make-food/) found references to a sausage-stuffed pie in Thailand and Japan, so perhaps this isn't a completely new concept. But it's an idea whose time has come.

We'd be content if the menu item just came to America, where it belongs


And for the picture of this behemoth...

http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/gma/Reuters/ht_pizza_hut_uk_hot_dog_stuffed_crust_ll_120410_wm ain.jpg

[Northendzone]

while i enjoy a nice stuffed crust pizza, i have never once thought this pizza would be better with a hot dog....

[HELPNEEDED]

drool

[Misterpants]

Wow, Pizza Hut really rose to the challenge of "How can this pizza be any worse?".

[malcolmk14]

Mmmmmmm........ Mustard Drizzle.....

[Locke]

Wow.

And for a side dish you get a box of these:

http://i.imgur.com/IzaKS.jpg

[Maritime Q-Scout]

*sits back and waits for Patton Oswalt's take on the situation*

[HELPNEEDED]

better come with 4 sides of ranch.

[undercoverbrother]

Does it come with a side of Lifepak 15?

[Locke]

Does Pizza Hut have defibrilators on standby?

[First Lady]

Change hotdog to bacon....and I will consider trying it.

[flames_1987]

The mustard drizzle is free?!? Sold

[Tron_fdc]

What they SHOULD have done is either used a cheese stuffed hot dog, or somehow incorporated saddledome nacho cheese into the crust as well.

Finish your pizza, wash it down with a cheese dog.

[Yasa]

Does it come with a side of Lifepak 15?

15? Aren't we fancy! 12 fo life.

[Reaper]

This idea had the potential of being great if they had used italian sausage or bacon for the meat filling in the crust. Sadly they used a hot dog made with pink slime and failed miserably.

[Lobotroth]

Pizza n' bangers n' mustard jizzle

[Travis Munroe]

I got sick reading the thread title.
Hot dogs disgust me in general, let alone inside a pizza hut pizza.

[troutman]

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05btaco.phtml

Announcer : We take a crunchy, all-beef taco, smother it in nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and our special southwestern sauce. Then we wrap it in a soft, flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in-between.

Jason : Sweet!

Announcer : Then we wrap that in a savory corn tortilla with a middle layer of Monterey Jack cheese.

Andy : Awesome!

Announcer : And it gets even awesomer, when we take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a little of our special "guacamolito" sauce and wrap that around the outside.

Bill : [ trying to hold this mighty taco ] This is pretty big..

Announcer : But it gets even bigger! Because we bake it in a corn husk filled with pico de gallo, then then wrap that in an authentic Parisian crepe, filled with egg, gruyere, merguez sausage and Portobello mushroom.

Jason : [ getting restless ] Can I eat in now?

Announcer : Sure. But not before we take the whole thing and wrap that in a Chicago style deep dish meat lovers pizza!

Andy : Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco!

[Senator Clay Davis]

Change hotdog to bacon....and I will consider trying it.

Must have missed this part...


The blog GrubGrade (http://www.grubgrade.com/2012/04/04/test-market-nashville-burger-king-bbq-sandwiches-bacon-sundae-sweet-potato-fries/) discovered a Burger King in Nashville, TN, where a test market for a bacon sundae is being offered

[SeoulFire]

Change hotdog to bacon....and I will consider trying it.

Stuffed with and wrapped in bacon just to be sure.

[Komskies]

Must have missed this part...

Ice cream ≠ pizza

[undercoverbrother]

Change hotdog to bacon....and I will consider trying it.


no love for tube steak eh?

sad

[afc wimbledon]

And England isn't alone in serving super-stuffed pizza, apparently. The blog Grist (http://grist.org/list/oh-my-god-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza-humans-are-no-longer-allowed-to-make-food/) found references to a sausage-stuffed pie in Thailand and Japan, so perhaps this isn't a completely new concept. But it's an idea whose time has come.

I'd probably avoid anything that had the terms dog and pie on the menu if I was in Thailand.

[SebC]

Your move, Taco Bell.

[Senator Clay Davis]

If anyone can top this, its Carls Jr. Some of the monstrosities to come from that place lead me to believe they'll devise something even more heart-attack inducing.

[core_upt]

'Mustard drizzle' sounds like the penile discharge you'll experience after getting an STD from some toothless British wh*re.

[Lobotroth]

'Mustard drizzle' sounds like the penile discharge you'll experience after getting an STD from some toothless British wh*re.

Grainy or hot?

[saskflames69]

Jack in the Box has a bacon flavored milkshake. Too bad they didn't have it at any of their Hawaii locations.

[undercoverbrother]

'Mustard drizzle' sounds like the penile discharge you'll experience after getting an STD from some toothless British wh*re.

afc wimbledon resembles that remark

[afc wimbledon]

afc wimbledon resembles that remark

Wot mustard drizzle or a toothless british whore?

[undercoverbrother]

Wot mustard drizzle or a toothless british whore?


bit from column A, bit from column B

[afc wimbledon]

bit from column A, bit from column B

Meh, I've been called worse.

[Hanni]

A lot of words come to mind when I think of hot dogs, succulent isn't one of them.

[Senator Clay Davis]

I gotta imagine that since Pizza Huts parent company owns Taco Bell and KFC that a chalupa stuffed crust or popcorn chicken stuffed crust is in onder soon.

[freedogger]

Here's how the hotdog part gets made. Sorry.
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[Regulator75]

I've never even had the regular stuffed crust, so I will not be having this disaster.

Puke.

[Yanda]

Your move, Taco Bell.

Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and KFC and Wingstreet are all owned by the same company

[CaptainCrunch]

A lot of words come to mind when I think of hot dogs, succulent isn't one of them.


I don't know, there is almost nothing better then a grilled hotdog with chili and cheese at a ball game in the middle of a workday.

[SebC]

Boston Pizza just introduced all-meat wings... made with seasoned chicken breast. So, are they really wings?

[RogerWilco]

Here's how the hotdog part gets made. Sorry.
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Hey look, this is pretty much how everyones grandma made chicken soup through out history. Just without the blender and she pulled the bones out after. Actually this is pretty much how all chicken and beef stock are made as well. Just no bones, but you get to drink the juice. The fried part at the end was the only bad part.

[4X4]

I don't even care about what's in hotdogs, they're still good. I call BS on anyone that hates them unless their younger sibling choked and died from one. If you can't eat a hotdog at a game or from Sev when it's lunch or 2am, then you have a complicated and unfortunate stomach. It must suck carrying a bottle of Pepto with you wherever you go.

[JohnnyB]

I'm sure I've had this loads of times in China. Nothing new at all.

Here's a better one that stuffs crust with shrimp (http://www.pizzahut.com.cn/phdi/index.aspx#!handler/content.ashx?&tagid=16&proid=73) too.

The best I think I've had though is crust stuffed with creamy sweet potato. That is excellent.

[Envitro]

I've never, ever heard anyone refer to a hot dog as "succulent"

Marketing hard at work

[FlamesAddiction]

I don't even care about what's in hotdogs, they're still good. I call BS on anyone that hates them unless their younger sibling choked and died from one. If you can't eat a hotdog at a game or from Sev when it's lunch or 2am, then you have a complicated and unfortunate stomach. It must suck carrying a bottle of Pepto with you wherever you go.

I love hotdogs too. I don't care what people say about them... they are delicious. It's funny how snooty people become about them.

Obviously you don't want to eat them all the time, but for a quick dinner once in a while, they are awesome.

[Hanni]

I agree, who doesn't enjoy a good hotdog, but succulent is a little over the top.

[Locke]

I don't even care about what's in hotdogs, they're still good. I call BS on anyone that hates them unless their younger sibling choked and died from one. If you can't eat a hotdog at a game or from Sev when it's lunch or 2am, then you have a complicated and unfortunate stomach. It must suck carrying a bottle of Pepto with you wherever you go.

Not to mention camping! We cant all camp with Aeneas.

[Old Yeller]

Hot dogs on the BBQ with a bunch of sauerkraut on them are great... but I never find myself eating pizza going "damn this would be perfect with a hot dog".

I mean even the advertisement looks disgusting.

[Regulator75]

Bump goes your cholesterol...

It's coming to Canada.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/11/pizza-hut-hot-dog-stuffed-crust_n_1959078.html?utm_hp_ref=food