Twas the game before Christmas, when all through the Dome
Not a player was resting, not even Jarome.
The skates were all hung by player stalls with care,
In hopes that Lord Stanley soon would be there.
The fans were nestled all dressed up in reds,
While visions from heroin beer danced in their heads.
Tara McCool in her ‘kerchief, and I with a drink,
Had just settled in to watch the Blues sink.
When out on the ice there arose such a clatter,
Phaneuf just crushed Boyes and they're cleaning the splatter.
Now up the wing Glencross flew like a flash,
He’s much better now that he’s not Oiler trash.
Now the pucks on the stick of the young Dustin Boyd,
With a flick of the wrist Mason’s shutout’s destroyed.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a Craig Conroy goal, the Dome erupts with a cheer.
Led by Brent Sutter, so surly but smart,
These Flames have the fire to tear opponents apart.
More rapid than slaphots his curses they plow,
“So let's ****ing go, right ****ing now!"
"Now Gio! now, Nyser! now, Pardy and Moss!
On, J-Bo! On, Daymond! on, on Sarich and Dawes!
To the top of the division! to the top of the west!
Now score away! Hit away! We’ll show them who’s best!"
During a break Oshie’s blood is washed off the ice,
Then to add to their pain Olli scores not once but twice.
Now up the league stats the Flames players flew,
With the crap load of goals, and low GAA too.
And then, in a twinkling, it was heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
Ken King had enough and called in the Marines,
Time to kill that pony and those sister Sedins.
Robyn was angry, from his head to his feet,
Andy McDonald tried a hasty retreat.
Like a freight train he flew, with 28 on his back,
Regehr hit him so hard, you could hear his spine crack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
Iggy leads this team now, but team Canada he’ll carry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a sneer,
Knowing he’ll win Gold and the Cup by July of next year.
With control of his hands, it looks like the puck’s on a fork,
Erik Johnson looks silly, another goal scored by Bourque!
Crombeen and McGratton square off toe to toe,
Prust beats down Janssen, delivering blow after blow!
Both Flame tough guys win, this game is in hand,
Darryl laughed from the press box, all is going as planned!
A wink of his eye and a smirk from his lip,
Sutter knew that his brother could right this Flame ship.
Kipper spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
Another shutout proves he’s better than that Vancouver jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He gave us the symbol, that St. Louis blows!
Loubardias sprang to his feet, to his team gave some praise,
Thank god for the win, CP will be happy for days.
But I heard him exclaim, in his patented scream,
"Happy Christmas to all, this is some kind of team!"
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Dashing down the ice
In a 2 on 1 breakout
over the twins we go
Laughing all the way
Goal lights on high posts flash
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A Canucks beatdown tonight
Oh, goal horn sounds, goal horn sounds
Blasting Fire today
Oh, what fun it is to watch
In the saddledome today
Oh, goal horn sounds, goal horn sounds
Blasting Fire today
Oh, what fun it is to watch
In the saddledome today
A week or two to go
til Kesler takes a ride
in the corner of death
Reggie slamming into his side
Phaneuf hit like a tank
Burrows curled on the ice
McGratton punched out Loungo
In the Saddle Dome tonight
Oh, goal horn sounds, goal horn sounds
Blasting Fire today
Oh, what fun it is to watch
In the saddledome today
Oh, goal horn sounds, goal horn sounds
Blasting Fire today
Oh, what fun it is to watch
In the saddledome today
Oh, goal horn sounds, goal horn sounds
Blasting Fire today
Oh, what fun it is to watch
In the saddledome today
Oh, goal horn sounds, goal horn sounds
Blasting Fire today
Oh, what fun it is to watch
In the saddledome today
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Twas the game before Christmas....(2009 edition)
