10-09-2009, 11:07 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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Marge Simpson to appear on the cover of Playboy.
As if this day hasn't been weird enough.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091009/..._marge_simpson
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Marge and her pile of bright blue hair are set to grace the cover of the November issue of Playboy. It will hit the newsstands October 16.
Marge isn't going to bare all, though, as the magazine says there will only be "implied nudity" in the 3-page pictorial.
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Last edited by Kool Keef; 10-09-2009 at 12:30 PM.
Reason: Cuz a thread like this is useless without pictures.
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10-09-2009, 11:14 AM
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This is the best thing I have heard all week.
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10-09-2009, 11:16 AM
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Right... comic book porn.
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10-09-2009, 11:18 AM
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Scoring Winger
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"New CEO Scott Flanders says the idea is to attract readers in their 20s to a magazine where the average reader's age is 35."
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10-09-2009, 11:19 AM
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I laughed when I read this part:
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New CEO Scott Flanders says the idea is to attract readers in their 20s to a magazine where the average reader's age is 35.
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I would have died if his name was Rod or Todd.
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10-09-2009, 11:19 AM
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Did they run out of sexy women that actually exist, and nobody sent me the memo?
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10-09-2009, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Grunt
"New CEO Scott Flanders says the idea is to attract readers in their 20s to a magazine where the average reader's age is 35."
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Ahahaha....mid-thirties guys who are either still single or bored of their wives. But you didn't hear that from me. 
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10-09-2009, 11:20 AM
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so when does the Jessica Rabbit issue come out?
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10-09-2009, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by jammies
Did they run out of sexy women that actually exist, and nobody sent me the memo?
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This magazine ran out of that years ago when it kept going with fake blondes with even faker boobs.
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10-09-2009, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
Ahahaha....mid-thirties guys who are either still single or bored of their wives. But you didn't hear that from me. |
And obviously live in caves without computers.
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10-09-2009, 11:34 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Google 'naked marge simpson' with the filters off, I dare ya, I double dog dare ya.
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10-09-2009, 11:43 AM
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Norm!
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fwap fwap fwap fwap
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10-09-2009, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Matata
Google 'naked marge simpson' with the filters off, I dare ya, I double dog dare ya.
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Google image is the great Satan....you really gotta be careful what you put in there.
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10-09-2009, 12:19 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Locke
Google image is the great Satan....you really gotta be careful what you put in there.
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Just cause . . . awesome
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10-09-2009, 12:20 PM
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Lemme know when Lois Griffin makes Playboy.
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10-09-2009, 12:21 PM
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Hilarious. Hasn't she already done a Maxim cover?
Yeah, there it is. That at least seems kind of tongue in cheek. I dunno about this Playboy thing though.
Last edited by TurnedTheCorner; 10-09-2009 at 12:36 PM.
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10-09-2009, 12:26 PM
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My favourite thing about marge simpson? I keep getting older, and she stays the same age.
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10-09-2009, 03:14 PM
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Shame about the photo. Everybody knows Marge is hotter with her hair down.
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10-09-2009, 03:17 PM
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Loves Teh Chat!
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I don't see how putting Marge Simpson in is going to attract mid 20 males....
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10-09-2009, 03:43 PM
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It it just me, or does the line "Marge and her pile of bright blue hair" bother anyone else?
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