(Neeeeeed mmmmmuuuuuuuussscclllleeesssss!!!!!! Gwwwwaaaaarrrrr nom nom nom!!!!!)
...holy crap is that a beer?
So far, this is the oldest I've been.
"Furthermore, I'm only one man, I don't need to buy enough pasta to run an Italian restaurant for a week or purchase enough roast beef to build an effigy of John Candy out of it." - Locke