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Default I have looked the enemy in the eyes...

and the enemy is jello shooters.


Ugh my head -_-
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Old 03-07-2009, 02:21 PM   #2
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Old 03-07-2009, 02:22 PM   #3
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You fool. The Collective that is CP laughs at your pain.
Because none of us are as cruel as all of us?
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Old 03-07-2009, 02:28 PM   #4
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and the enemy is jello shooters.


Ugh my head -_-
Hows your head?
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Old 03-07-2009, 02:42 PM   #5
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why you looking for a round?
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Old 03-07-2009, 02:56 PM   #6
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A good shot of Buckleys will clear your head right up? or is that a red eye with egg?
I can never keep them straight.
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Old 03-07-2009, 03:01 PM   #7
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Your head hurts because you didn't have enough. Hurry and go make some more or the pain will get worse.
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Old 03-07-2009, 03:10 PM   #8
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Old 03-07-2009, 03:12 PM   #9
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Jell-o Shooters? Really? So it was your 18th Birthday? First time drinkin'?
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A hangover is nature's way of telling you that you shouldn't be sobering up.

Go do some more jello shooters ya pansy!
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The worst is when you wake up the next morning with injuries.
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Old 03-07-2009, 04:05 PM   #12
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Courtest of Modern Drunkard Magazine drinking rule #35

"Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it"
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Next time, try coolers.
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Just don't make Jello shooters with Everclear... I almost died when I was 20...
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I heard of a guy who had come into the ER after messing around with an enema kit and Jack Daniels. He was not in good shape- the intestines absorb alcohol very quickly.
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Old 03-07-2009, 06:42 PM   #18
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are you ok?!?! Did you need an asprin? Or maybe a cold grrreasy porkchop in a ashtray?


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When my sister/brother were at home hung over, I would always offer to make them a pubic hair, finger nail sandwich, like a good big brother should!
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Old 03-07-2009, 10:38 PM   #20
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The worst is when you wake up the next morning with injuries.
We always called those 'UDI's'

Unexplained Drunken/Drinking Injuries.

Waking up with that bruise somewhere on your body, or sore knuckles and not having any idea how you sustained them...
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