Amateur Sloth Video Hour

[ekhudson[knife]]

During his speech after winning the Nobel Prize for high-energy quark reduction, noted scholar and scientist Alistair MacIntosh VIII mentioned a peculiar event he had seen captured on film in the Sumerian Wastes.

I am presenting these graphical images for you to view, in order to draw attention to the escalating danger facing the Sloth population as we embark upon the 23rd Century.

[Frank the Tank]

So an eagle killed a sloth. Whats the big deal?

[Ozy_Flame]

LOLOLOL......Ahahah the Wilhelm Scream...

[Barnes]

I for one welcome our giant bird overlords.

That's a Harpy eagle getting lunch is it not.

What's this got to do with Sumarians and what happens to them in the 22nd century?

[Bobblehead]

Originally Posted by Frank the Tank

So an eagle killed a sloth. Whats the big deal?

Didn't you see? It is the 23rd century, the earth is covered by rainforest and there is a war between the eagles and the sloths!

Instead of Planet of the Apes, it will be Planet of the Sloths!
And the Eagles just captured 2 of the doctors!!

You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

[Muta]

Gotta love the Metal Gear Solid 'alert' sound effect in there...

I used to capture sloths using Harpy eagles as my middlemen for years. Sloths make tasty dumplings.

[Barnes]

The eagles must have killed the Sumarians and laid waste to their homeland. Those poor southern Iraqi s. Had they known, Im sure they would have not entered into an alliance with the Sloths.

I would much rather see some professional Sloth videos though.

[Reggie Dunlop]

"Keep your talons off me, you damn dirty eagles!"

[Delthefunky]

It's time we do something about the eagle problem