The New York Giants will win the Super Bowl. The New York Mets will win the World Series. In fact, every team I like will win every game they play, and during the Winter Olympics, if I give a crap about the sport, the United States will win the gold medal. Like, I don't care about Ice Dancing, so that could go to Canada or whatever. But we win all the skiing and hockey. I would add that the New York Knicks win the NBA title, but I want this to seem realistic.