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Old 06-22-2005, 06:24 PM   #1
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I know I should eat but I went to the ultrasound people today with the wifey today and saw what looks like a mini-Skeletor in her gut. I have known this possibility for a while but it turns out she is more preggo than we thought, so near the end of November there should be a babyfotze screaming and crapping next to it's father who will be screaming and crapping much like I feel like doing now.

Here is a likeness of what I saw today.

It also gave me the finger (or fingered me in Tronspeak) a couple times I think.

I am less in the ecstatic stage like habernac and more in a pantschittin mindset. Picture the left bubbles in my sig. :P
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Old 06-22-2005, 06:30 PM   #2
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Congrats fotze.

Everyone says it's a wonderful time but I'm too scared to find out.
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Old 06-22-2005, 06:31 PM   #3
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How's fotzette taking it?

Toilet training ought to be fun in your flush-stingy household.
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Old 06-22-2005, 06:52 PM   #4
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Congratulations.

Say goodbye to D.I.N.K.dom. I imagine you will be moving into a nice safe neighbourhood such as Rocky Ridge soon where you will become the next 'Canadian Tire' guy.
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:00 PM   #5
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Congrats Fotze.

SOmething i could never bring myself to do.

Good luck to you and Mrs Fotze.
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:01 PM   #6
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Congrats Fotze and miss Fotzette.
Turn into a lush for the next couple of months because soon you won't be able to afford it or find the time.
Now you can go to garage sales actually looking for something. Cribs ,highchairs,playpens.
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:24 PM   #7
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Originally posted by shoestring@Jun 22 2005, 07:01 PM
Turn into a lush for the next couple of months because soon you won't be able to afford it or find the time.
It's like you read my mind or something.

It's funny when buddies told me they were preggo I would be thinking "that sucks", so now I can see people's fauxcongrats.

Actually people should get congrats when the kid turns eighteen, the making of the baby is pretty damn easy and not very rare. It's the work that I am scared of.
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Old 06-22-2005, 07:42 PM   #8
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Homer do you remember the deal we made? Sure do when their 18 there out the door.
Congrats Fotze.
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:16 PM   #9
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Come on guys let's start giving baby name suggestions. The wife is scandanavian so I will be pushing for Hakan or Kent.
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:17 PM   #10
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Mikka, Krystof, Ville, Bingo JR?

Hakan would be a good name
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:29 PM   #11
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Pedro Iceland!

Good work fotze. It's a hell of a thing.
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:52 PM   #12
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Good work fotze. It's a hell of a thing.
Now that's the reaction I was talking about earlier.

Well KG we have to head out agian for some beers before its too late.
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Old 06-22-2005, 09:13 PM   #13
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lol. your initial post cracked me up - what an honest reaction.

None the less - congrats dude
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Old 06-22-2005, 09:13 PM   #14
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Congrats man. Beware the evil uncle who likes to buy the loudest, most annoying toys he can find......like slide whistles and a bop it
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Old 06-22-2005, 09:27 PM   #15
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lol. your initial post cracked me up - what an honest reaction.

None the less - congrats dude
That's why this message board is great. I cannot honestly say that I am ecstatic because my fear emotions have full control right now, but I can say that here without being called a monster.
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Old 06-22-2005, 10:27 PM   #16
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congrats, Fotze!

It still hasn't sunk in for me yet. We're not very far along, though.
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Old 06-22-2005, 11:02 PM   #17
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Quote:
Originally posted by fotze+Jun 22 2005, 08:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fotze @ Jun 22 2005, 08:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-KevanGuy@Jun 22 2005, 08:29 PM
Good work fotze. It's a hell of a thing.
Now that's the reaction I was talking about earlier.

Well KG we have to head out agian for some beers before its too late. [/b][/quote]
You got it pal. Let me know.
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Old 06-22-2005, 11:23 PM   #18
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Congratulations!

Cherish each moment. Time will fly.

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Old 06-23-2005, 01:05 AM   #19
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Originally posted by fotze@Jun 23 2005, 12:24 AM

It also gave me the finger (or fingered me in Tronspeak) a couple times I think.
are you sure it's yours? j/k










Congrats fotze, hopefully the jr wont have "fotze" as his/her middle name
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Old 06-23-2005, 06:27 AM   #20
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HA hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...ROFLMAO....hehe hehehehehehehehehehe...hohohohohohohohohohohoh
...ah LOLOLOLOLOL

ah thanks Fotz...good humor from ya there...I needed that!
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