07-25-2014, 01:18 PM
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#21
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
SO how were the hot springs?
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Fabulous, of course!
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"A pessimist thinks things can't get any worse. An optimist knows they can."
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07-25-2014, 01:18 PM
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#22
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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This comes from a friend of mine. He's out walking his dog and meets an attractive woman who is walking hers. They get into a conversation and after a few minutes she says "It's okay you can look up now!". He got caught staring at her breasts.
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07-25-2014, 01:23 PM
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#23
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Lifetime Suspension
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I mistook a new coworker for a guy. Said "hey boys" and introduced myself, then there was the awkwardness of the other, actual male coworker trying to explain to me that she wasn't a guy. Could've fooled me with that hairdo.
Then there's the usual chatting up the girl at the concession counter at the theatre, who always then says: "Enjoy your movie/show" and me, never learning from the previous time, "You too!".
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07-25-2014, 01:25 PM
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#24
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay
Walking back to my desk after dropping a spike
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Dropping a spike? Never heard that term before.
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07-25-2014, 01:26 PM
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#25
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Winebar Kensington
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
I meet and deal with so many people per year on a face-to-face basis that they call me later on expecting me to remember them.
"Hey Locke, how are ya? Anyways, I've got a question, can you help me out?"
I've had whole conversations without ever knowing who I'm talking to.
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I have to be careful not to say "nice to meet you". I meet so many people it is hard to remember every face.
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07-25-2014, 01:27 PM
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#26
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: CowTown
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Quote:
Originally Posted by edslunch
Me: how's it going?
Them: good, you?
Me: good, you?
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Every damn time!
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07-25-2014, 01:28 PM
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#27
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: SW
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I often screw up handshakes. Don't get into the clasp fast enough and the other person is barely clasping my fingers, sort of like when a lady presents her hand to a man. Or screw it right up and end up in a non intentional Bro handshake like I'm Shaft!
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07-25-2014, 01:29 PM
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#28
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Winebar Kensington
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I went on a first date. When she got home, she wanted to text her sister about how the date went. She texted me by mistake - "well, he isn't an axe murderer".
#HighPraise
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07-25-2014, 01:31 PM
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#29
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
This comes from a friend of mine. He's out walking his dog and meets an attractive woman who is walking hers. They get into a conversation and after a few minutes she says "It's okay you can look up now!". He got caught staring at her breasts.
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Dion, you dog!
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07-25-2014, 01:31 PM
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#30
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by edslunch
Them: (nothing)
Me: I'm good thanks, how are you?
Or
Me: how's it going?
Them: good, you?
Me: good, you?
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Also
"Hey, whats up?"
"Good, you?"
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07-25-2014, 01:34 PM
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#31
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Or how about meeting someone in or just outside of a public bathroom and going in for a handshake? I have been on both sides of this.
You know the person accepting the handshaking is wondering how well the person washed his hands.
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07-25-2014, 01:35 PM
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#32
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
I went on a first date. When she got home, she wanted to text her sister about how the date went. She texted me by mistake - "well, he isn't an axe murderer".
#HighPraise
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Similar thing happened to me in high school. After the first date she meant to text her friend, but she texted me "Well he's not that bad"
#NotSoHighPraise
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07-25-2014, 01:39 PM
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#33
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
She texted me by mistake - "well, he isn't an axe murderer".
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How did she know? Does she think that axe murderers don't clean up afterwards, "Oh wait, don't mind me, just some blood and stuff from my last victim, and this maniacal grin is because I remembered to record 'Dancing with the Stars' before I headed out tonight. Love that show!"
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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07-25-2014, 01:41 PM
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#34
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by manwiches
Agreed with the phone call/voicemail thing too. I talk to clients often and don't get caught on a voicemail too often, but once in a while when I do it's a rambling mess.
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Try hitting # at the end of the message, some systems give you a menu where you can delete the message and re-record.
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07-25-2014, 01:42 PM
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#35
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Maryland State House, Annapolis
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So when you work in retail you pretty much repeat the same lines to the point where it's basically robotic. Usually the go to one when they were leaving was "Have a good one'" (whatever the hell that means, as me and fellow employees once discussed). So I'm checking out this really good looking MILF and for whatever reason comes out "have a big one". Flush red face within seconds after that. Unfortunately it didn't turn out like porn and she didn't invite me back to her house.
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07-25-2014, 01:46 PM
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#36
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Getting caught skipping class in high school to bang the girlfriend at her parents house and her Mom walks in and catches us right in the throws of an orgasm. And no, the Mom was not hot, although I think she deliberately waited for that moment to intensify the horror of the whole thing.
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So far, this is the oldest I've been.
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07-25-2014, 01:51 PM
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#37
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Not sure
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I like putting people in awkward moments.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Bingo.
Maybe he hates cowboy boots.
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07-25-2014, 01:52 PM
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#38
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Salmon with Arms
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Took my 2 year old to the toilet stall in a very crowded public bathroom and he was not "pointed" in the right direction so I "adjusted" his direction. He yelled out "Daddy don't touch my penis!"
Funny looks leaving that stall. Funny looks
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07-25-2014, 01:54 PM
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#39
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Senator Clay Davis
So when you work in retail you pretty much repeat the same lines to the point where it's basically robotic. Usually the go to one when they were leaving was "Have a good one'" (whatever the hell that means, as me and fellow employees once discussed). So I'm checking out this really good looking MILF and for whatever reason comes out "have a big one". Flush red face within seconds after that. Unfortunately it didn't turn out like porn and she didn't invite me back to her house.
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How about :
"Did you want a bag? No? Cool!.. *receipt prints* ..Did you want a bag?"
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07-25-2014, 01:58 PM
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#40
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Street Pharmacist
Took my 2 year old to the toilet stall in a very crowded public bathroom and he was not "pointed" in the right direction so I "adjusted" his direction. He yelled out "Daddy don't touch my penis!"
Funny looks leaving that stall. Funny looks
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Ohhh that's bad.
But one of the best so far.
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