The Simpsons

[MissTeeks]

I love Homer vs the 18th Amendment! So many great lines:

http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Homer...endment/Quotes

Mayor Quimby: Demand? Who are you to demand anything? I run this town. You're just a bunch of low-income nobodies!
Quimby's Assistant: [sotto voce] Uh, election in November. Election in November.
Mayor Quimby: What? Again? This stupid country.

Homer: At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun. Without beer, prohibition doesn't work!

Homer [while carrying Bart]: We're going out, Marge! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths! [leaves]
Marge: [from the kitchen] All right!

(Moe's bar is disguised as a pet shop during prohibition)
Rex Banner: Pet shop, eh? Well, I have one thing to say about that. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1:00 in the morning?
Moe: Er, uh ... the ... best damn pet shop in town!
People: Yeah!

Homer: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

[Traditional_Ale]

Now when I say "hello Mr. Thompson" and stamp your foot, you nod and smile. Got it?

Yup.

"Hello Mr. Thompson." (stamp stamp stamp)...

I think he's talking to you.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

My old voicemain intro:

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now.

[Lobotroth]

Spoiler!

One more:

[trackercowe]

With the inclusion of so many Female sports I reminded of this great quote from Lise on Ice.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such..

Good luck getting that on the air these days.

[Flash Walken]

[Flash Walken]

Nelson: Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark!

[I_H8_Crawford]

My 2 favorites:

1) Clown College - love everything about that episode, always watch it if I see it on the tube.
2) Halloween episode, not sure which number, but the one where Homer sells his soul to the Devil (Flanders) for a doughnut.

[BlackEleven]

Not the best quality but the only clip I could find of this on youtube

[ClubFlames]

[ClubFlames]

[burnin_vernon]

One of my favorite episodes.

[KelVarnsen]

We're young, rich and full of sugar--what do we do?

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by KelVarnsen

We're young, rich and full of sugar--what do we do?

Let's go crazy broadway style!!!

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Which reminds me. Love the scene where they order the squishy. Openin scene of the vid:

[saskflames69]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

Let's go crazy broadway style!!!

Going crazy broadway style, oh you better believe that's a paddlin'.

[MissTeeks]

Last Exit to Springfield is on The Comedy Network right now. Dental plan!

[OilKiller]

Originally Posted by MissTeeks

Mayor Quimby: Demand? Who are you to demand anything? I run this town. You're just a bunch of low-income nobodies!
Quimby's Assistant: [sotto voce] Uh, election in November. Election in November.
Mayor Quimby: What? Again? This stupid country.

I laughed so hard the first time I heard this line. Damn funny stuff.

[KelVarnsen]

Gentlemen, start your whacking!

[DownhillGoat]

Watched one of the newer episodes last night. Bart sells everything in his bedroom to take the family on a vacation. Homer goes into his room and bart and his stuff are missing:

Homer: Oh no! Bart has been raptured! And his crap has been craptured!

One of the funnier lines I've heard on the show in a while.