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Old 12-22-2014, 12:21 PM   #1
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Default YYC - Man found with 20 dead baby birds in Suitcase

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Customs agents seized 20 dead baby birds, 100 chestnuts and six bags of homemade cracked wheat and yogurt found in the suitcase of a traveller from Lebanon at Calgary International Airport last week.

The items were first detected by a dog relied on by the Canada Border Services Agency named Rusty.
http://metronews.ca/news/calgary/124...s-in-suitcase/

Whos a good boy Rusty!!
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Old 12-22-2014, 12:33 PM   #2
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Good boy Rusty! He's little and cute but has a killer nose. I remember him from my time at the airport.
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Old 12-22-2014, 12:36 PM   #3
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The next guy that tries to smuggle Beef-A-Rino is in for a helluva surprise!

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I love the show Border Patrol so this is no surprise. I recently saw a program where they found a couple of suitcases filled with stuffed, mounted bats. I love watching the dogs do their work, walking around an airport sniffing passengers for drugs, money and food. Yes, they can detect large amounts of paper currency. They also use the dogs at auto border crossings where they sniff around vehicles, particularly door handles, and they jump onto the bed of a truck. They're trained to sit down when they find something. Those dogs are great!
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Old 12-22-2014, 01:35 PM   #5
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I hope the person who tried to bring that in got deported
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Old 12-22-2014, 01:38 PM   #6
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WTF? We're these taxidermy birds? Food? Feathers? Props? Aphrodisiacs?

Don't ask me why, I just want context here.
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Were they delicious?
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Old 12-22-2014, 01:47 PM   #9
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A bird murderer who murdered a murder perhaps?
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Old 12-22-2014, 02:32 PM   #10
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WTF? We're these taxidermy birds? Food? Feathers? Props? Aphrodisiacs?

Don't ask me why, I just want context here.
Yeah, probably a good thing they were seized because of flora and fauna rules. Who knows what the birds are carrying. But weird case. Wondering why he had them in the first place, and what the actual rules/concerns were that made it illegal.
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Old 12-22-2014, 02:43 PM   #11
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this would be a great bust for that Border security show
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You would be shocked to see what people actually travel with.

e.x Checked an older womens bag to find it was full with bloody kleenex. Not just 1 or even 10 but probably 100 kleenex all with blood and nothing else in her purse.

e.x 2 Buisness man in suit, puts jacket in x-ray, two gigantic vibrators in his pocket.
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Old 12-22-2014, 02:48 PM   #13
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This is seriously just a random thought as I am generally an eye-roller when it comes to people making large leaps in logic or panic over nothing. I am definitely not panicking, just a question. I just want to see what people think of something like this.

Could this be some other form of terrorist weapon/tactic? Nothing to do with Lebanon being his point of origin, it's the random contents of the suitcase that pique my interest. Dead birds, random seeds, yogurt, nuts; who is carrying these things and why? Is it an attempt to possibly spread some pathogens that we don't have here? Whether it be spreading disease through people, animals, or plants, it could prove to be something rather effective. Is this a known tactic of organizations or am I just an idiot?
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You would be shocked to see what people actually travel with.

e.x Checked an older womens bag to find it was full with bloody kleenex. Not just 1 or even 10 but probably 100 kleenex all with blood and nothing else in her purse.

e.x 2 Buisness man in suit, puts jacket in x-ray, two gigantic vibrators in his pocket.
Sounds like he's about to get reamed out at his next meeting.

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For those asking why, bird smuggling isn't unheard of.

Check out this article from earlier this year
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A man has been arrested in Cuba - for attempting to board a flight to America with 66 birds sewn inside his trousers.
The bird man was seized at Ignacio Agramonte International Airport in the Cuban city of Camaguay and was picked up because of the curious bulges in his trousers.
After being stopped by customs, the man bizarrely claimed he was only concealing a pigeon as a gift for his grandson.
Potentially nsfw image of birds in trousers. Does not look comfortable in the least...
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For those asking why, bird smuggling isn't unheard of.

Check out this article from earlier this year


Potentially nsfw image of birds in trousers. Does not look comfortable in the least...
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There's a wood###### joke hiding in there somewhere!

Edit: seriously? THAT word is banned? What the hell man? It's a name of a dang bird.
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This is why you should refrigerate your eggs.

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There's a wood###### joke hiding in there somewhere!

Edit: seriously? THAT word is banned? What the hell man? It's a name of a dang bird.
Our swear filter is notoriously silly.
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Oh yeah I get smuggling live birds, but not dead ones...

And in typing that out, I just figured it out. Doh! Long day, pulled an all nighter.
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That's f'ed up.
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They weren't dead, they were just resting
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