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Old 07-25-2016, 12:44 PM   #21
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I know birdies and eagles but what's a bear?
Hole in one where you then jump on the flag pole and slide down (as evident by the photo).
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Is that true? I've seen first hand the result of a cougar attack. The cougar stalked an adult male on a road bike and chased him down gnawing on him until a passing car made the cougar flee. He said the most terrifying thing was beforehand, hearing the clickity-clack from the cougar claws on asphalt getting closer, and closer, and closer until it jumped on his back.
That would be freaky, although I would think a road bike would be faster than a cougar no?...


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Is that true? I've seen first hand the result of a cougar attack. The cougar stalked an adult male on a road bike and chased him down gnawing on him until a passing car made the cougar flee. He said the most terrifying thing was beforehand, hearing the clickity-clack from the cougar claws on asphalt getting closer, and closer, and closer until it jumped on his back.
https://wildsafebc.com/cougar/

Likely triggered the prey response thinking the bike was a fleeing animal. But in general old and sick or young and haven't learnt how to hunt. Or attacks on children.
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That would be freaky, although I would think a road bike would be faster than a cougar no?...

Quick google search has a cougar's top speed at 64-80km an hour, so I'm going to say no.
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Get out of the car at a tiger exhibit?

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Old 07-25-2016, 12:59 PM   #26
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Quick google search has a cougar's top speed at 64-80km an hour, so I'm going to say no.
Ya, but a cougar on a road bike has a top speed of around 50km/h.
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Quick google search has a cougar's top speed at 64-80km an hour, so I'm going to say no.
That's why it's always best to go biking with a fat friend.
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Perhaps our animals are just a bit more civilized?

For example, my dad caught a few bears playing golf down in Waterton over the weekend.

Thanks for sharing. I love golfing there, we see bears on the course almost everytime we play. That picture looks to be taken on the 13th hole that goes over a gully. We have often found a bear wandering around the green there.
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Perhaps our animals are just a bit more civilized?

For example, my dad caught a few bears playing golf down in Waterton over the weekend.

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Again, Darwinism wins.....
Not Darwinism in this case. The person who did the stupid thing lived. The woman that died was trying to help the stupid person.
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Not Darwinism in this case. The person who did the stupid thing lived. The woman that died was trying to help the stupid person.
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what the heck could two people be arguing about inside of a car on a safari?
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what the heck could two people be arguing about inside of a car on a safari?
"It's a coyote, not a wolf"
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The husband probably wanted to get the Tiger's dick. For virility. Wife probably really wanted him to get it too and just was too eager.
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That's why it's always best to go biking with a fat friend.


Awesome :/ and this whole time I thought my friends were just trying to help me get in shape.
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Not Darwinism in this case. The person who did the stupid thing lived. The woman that died was trying to help the stupid person.
So Darwinism (a Darwin award really) is about removing yourself from the gene pool, not just dying stupidly. So the women that died wouldn't get a Darwin award because her daughter survived. Even if the daughter was killed she wouldn't get one either because she had a child.
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So Darwinism (a Darwin award really) is about removing yourself from the gene pool, not just dying stupidly. So the women that died wouldn't get a Darwin award because her daughter survived. Even if the daughter was killed she wouldn't get one either because she had a child.
That is not the rule.
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Better consult the "rules" then:
http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/
specifically pertaining to nominees with children:
http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/rules.children.html

Basically yes, if you have a child you can still get an award.
But! categories that are exluded due to being to common:
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* Whizzing on an electric wire
* Smoking in an oxygen tent
* Being hit by a train or automobile
* Aerosol cans, etc., in the oven
* Climbing into zoo cages
* Falling off precipice while posing or pissing
* Carbon monoxide poisoning
* Most autoerotic deaths
* all too common!
While this isn't necessarily the case here, as they technically climbed out of their own protective cage into the larger cage, it could be argued the key point is the same, thus no Darwin Award.

Simple when you read the rules...
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