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Old 05-03-2017, 03:18 PM   #5681
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I just saw a CPS F150 with a disgusting orange Oilers car flag.
Complain to 311. That's a disgusting misuse of a Calgary Police vehicle.
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City is going to hell in a hand basket vandalizing city property like that.
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Complain to 311. That's a disgusting misuse of a Calgary Police vehicle.
Lol .. I guess the policeman who put that thing on a Calgary police vehicle felt comfortable enough to do it ... I say send his ass back to where ever he came from .... and if he is from Edmonton or area better yet .... his punishment for such an offence should be waking everyday for the rest of his life there ..:..
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Loved Coach McLellan's response to him this morning.
I dont know what to tell you. Anaheim is getting screwed by the same means that they screw everyone else. They always get all of the calls but they cant fight the McDavid.

It isnt McDavid's talent, its just his existence.

Now, all we need is a meteor to fly into the arena and eliminate both teams.
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Of all the idiotic things David Staples has written over the years, this has to come pretty close to the top...




How dare people complain about the lack of washrooms in our new half billion dollar arena. Why don't you all just quit yer whining and pee in the sink?
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Of all the idiotic things David Staples has written over the years, this has to come pretty close to the top...




How dare people complain about the lack of washrooms in our new half billion dollar arena. Why don't you all just quit yer whining and pee in the sink?
That'd be better.......


I personally would like to see them go back to the trough.

Yeah its not pretty, but it gets bodies through the washroom quicker than any other system.
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That'd be better.......


I personally would like to see them go back to the trough.

Yeah its not pretty, but it gets bodies through the washroom quicker than any other system.
I now understand your username.
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Took this during the "game" definitely begging for some captioning/meme action. Made me laugh pretty hard.
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Old 05-04-2017, 01:05 AM   #5690
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Probably busy trying to Google how overtime works in the playoffs.
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Old 05-04-2017, 02:01 AM   #5691
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What they need to do is sell Edmonton Oiler brand adult diapers and Edmonton Oiler brand Frabreeze with the scent of Connor to solve the problem
Q: Where do Oilers fans go pee?

A: Depends
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That'd be better.......


I personally would like to see them go back to the trough.

Yeah its not pretty, but it gets bodies through the washroom quicker than any other system.
Or maybe design your new arena so it simply has enough washrooms for the building capacity like pretty well every other new arena design?
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Took this during the "game" definitely begging for some captioning/meme action. Made me laugh pretty hard.
You have to laugh at society today. Five people pictured and four of them are on their phones.
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You have to laugh at society today. Five people pictured and four of them are on their phones.
Who knew face painters got the cute girls? I agree though. I was watching my youngest boy's latest lacrosse game yesterday and looked around to see 80% of parents buried in their phones. So much different than the old days where you would sit and watch the entire game without distraction.

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Who knew face painters got the cute girls? I agree though. I was watching my youngest boy's latest lacrosse game yesterday and looked around to see 80% of parents buried in their phones. So much different than the old days where you would sit and watch the entire game without distraction.
That's his daughter lol
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You have to laugh at society today. Five people pictured and four of them are on their phones.
And the fifth is looking over the shoulder of the guy beside her to his phone.
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That's his daughter lol
How can you tell these days who's the dad and who's the unkempt hipsters with a hottie?
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Old 05-04-2017, 08:12 AM   #5698
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How can you tell these days who's the dad and who's the unkempt hipsters with a hottie?
The amount of grey in his beard is probably a good sign.
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The amount of grey in his beard is probably a good sign.
Or possibly hot date. Edmonton women can't resist old men in greasy Luchador masks.
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What they need to do is sell Edmonton Oiler brand adult diapers and Edmonton Oiler brand Frabreeze with the scent of Connor to solve the problem
They already do sell Edmonton Oilers branded diapers. It's called their jersey. What else are those hideous orange things good for? Just take it off and fold it around yourself, and just let go.
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