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Old 01-21-2015, 02:47 PM   #1
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Hartley has some fantastic quotes. It's about time we had a place to store them all. Feel free to add as you see fit, both funny and insightful quotes are welcomed.

In regards to the Honda Center curse:

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"Another big game. What went on in 1940 and what went on in 2005, 2010, what can we change? Elvis is dead. The Beatles have split. There’s a big game tonight."
And of course in regards to the hype surrounding Gaudreau last season,

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"I don't want to be the porcupine in the balloon party."
http://flames.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=749737

http://www.calgarysun.com/2014/04/11...ohnny-gaudreau
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Old 01-21-2015, 03:21 PM   #2
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When the day comes that Bob Hartley isn't the head coach, they should just hire him to be media guy for the team. Love the quotes haha
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He is awesome for sure, always gives me a good laugh, but Darryl Sutter is the master of hilarious quotes.
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"You're not a f****** ref."
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Wait, did he actually say this?
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Does everyone else read all Hartley quotes with his accent in their head?
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Wait, did he actually say this?
he sure did.

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Flames netminder Karri Ramo has delivered back-to-back blankings, but his boss warned Monday that the shutout streak won’t last forever.

“As much as we would like shutouts until the end of the year, his middle name is not Plywood,” Hartley quipped.
http://www.calgarysun.com/2014/12/01...shutout-streak
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Does everyone else read all Hartley quotes with his accent in their head?
always.
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On Ortio's travel:
Check with NORAD. He's like tracking down Santa

On Gaudreau skating with the puck:
He's just as fast with puck as he is without it. Some players look like they're skating with a curling rock

On Monahan's low maintenance personality:
It's like riding a canoe on a small lake - there's no big waves with Monny

On the media's pre-season criticisms of the Flames:
At the start of the year, we were getting rocks thrown at us. Now, it's a bouquet of flowers

On Hiller's last second stop against Washington:
I couldn't stretch Gumby like the way he stretched on that save

On Nicklas Backstrom:
He's so smart with the puck...he's like a computer on skates

On Canucks new coach, Willie Desjardins:
I met Willie the other day in the big hallway. I felt it might be cheaper than the little one
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Yes.
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Wow, even more great stuff than I thought.

"Tower and the two timbits" is a gooder.
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"He felt like the Wedding Singer, down in the dumper"
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Just want to throw in that this was a great idea for a thread Keep em coming people
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It's funny, I've gone back to see Hartley's quotes from his time in Atlanta or Colorado, and they're so stiff and unforgiving. He was a meticulous task master in that time, and he's so much more happy-go-lucky and inspirational now, even when things aren't going well. I don't know what happened to him in Europe, but whatever it was turned him into probably the best coach in the game today, ready with a witty quip. Can't get enough of that man.
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Anyone have a good grasp of French?

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It's funny, I've gone back to see Hartley's quotes from his time in Atlanta or Colorado, and they're so stiff and unforgiving. He was a meticulous task master in that time, and he's so much more happy-go-lucky and inspirational now, even when things aren't going well. I don't know what happened to him in Europe, but whatever it was turned him into probably the best coach in the game today, ready with a witty quip. Can't get enough of that man.



I believe he also worked for a TV broadcaster in Quebec after his NHL days. It sounds like since then he got a better appreciation for the media and realized they need something to work with.
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Anyone have a good grasp of French?

Turn on closed captioning and translate to english in the settings. It dosent translate it properly but what it trys to translate is equally as hilarious
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