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Old 07-22-2009, 02:07 PM   #41
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Oh, we have a buddy like that. Thing is, it's still hilarious even if he does have a hissy fit and punch people. It's worth it. We're all men, we know the consequences. I'd love to see you try to intimidate your way out of getting Buck Taffy'd. It just wouldn't happen. You know its a possibility, and you have to be prepared to monitor yourself before you start. It keeps people accountable. Less people pass out, puke, etc when they fear the sharpie!
I have never thrown a hissy fit in my life.

However we are all men, we know the consequences. If we touch someone without their permission then be prepared to fight. period.

I wouldn't try to avoid the "Buck Taffy". I'd simply beat the shat out of anyone who did it to me. A beatdown is a form of accountability for those brave enough to "Buck Taffy" me.

BTW, Buck Taffy is an idiotic term. The correct term is "he got chiefed." I made it clear to everyone I knew that if they were thinking of chiefing me that the consequences would be 100x worse than whatever they could think of.
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:11 PM   #42
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I have never thrown a hissy fit in my life.
Sounds like you have, and do, and maybe even are.

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However we are all men, we know the consequences. If we touch someone without their permission then be prepared to fight. period.

I wouldn't try to avoid the "Buck Taffy". I'd simply beat the shat out of anyone who did it to me. A beatdown is a form of accountability for those brave enough to "Buck Taffy" me.

BTW, Buck Taffy is an idiotic term. The correct term is "he got chiefed." I made it clear to everyone I knew that if they were thinking of chiefing me that the consequences would be 100x worse than whatever they could think of.
I know what Chiefed is.

This is Buck Taffy though man. We made it up, that's what it is. I guarantee you you don't have the lightning bolt mustache or the unibrow. I guarantee you don't get them to say "Buck Taffy" like a texan chewing on taffy in their passed out twilight zone.

Buck Taffy FTW!

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I know what Chiefed is.

This is Buck Taffy though man. We made it up, that's what it is. I guarantee you you don't have the lightning bolt mustache or the unibrow. I guarantee you don't get them to say "Buck Taffy" like a texan chewing on taffy in their passed out twilight zone.

Buck Taffy FTW!
You guys invented colouring on passed out people or shaving their hair in different patterns? Wow, you guys are cool.
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You guys invented colouring on passed out people or shaving their hair in different patterns? Wow, you guys are cool.
Someone's been Chiefed too many times.

You know what's really cool? When someone drinks so friggin much they pass out and can't move or defend themselves in the middle of a party at like 11pm! That's why they get to know how awesome cool they were the next morning!
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:24 PM   #45
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Man, drunken Fish Creek adventures with a bunch of people is always a blast!
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:27 PM   #46
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Man, drunken Fish Creek adventures with a bunch of people is always a blast!
It's pretty funny when some couple who aren't a couple go missing. "hey... where are Jason and Vanessa..."

You go on a rescue mission for 10 or 15 minutes only to find...

"Oh, wait... what's that rustling in the grass? Who's pale white ass is that??"

seks'd!
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:45 PM   #47
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Homemade jello shots.

Concentrated fun.
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Someone's been Chiefed too many times.

You know what's really cool? When someone drinks so friggin much they pass out and can't move or defend themselves in the middle of a party at like 11pm! That's why they get to know how awesome cool they were the next morning!
I've never been chiefed in my whole life. I've had too much to drink before midnight on an occaision before.

I just don't get the guys who think drinking is some kind of competition and the homoerotic bs that they engage in when someone doesn't meet their personal expectations by passing out early.
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It's pretty funny when some couple who aren't a couple go missing. "hey... where are Jason and Vanessa..."

You go on a rescue mission for 10 or 15 minutes only to find...

"Oh, wait... what's that rustling in the grass? Who's pale white ass is that??"

seks'd!
So, you also enjoy cockblocking as a party game? Ruining someone else's good time by breaking up their sexin' ain't cool, man.
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So, you also enjoy cockblocking as a party game? Ruining someone else's good time by breaking up their sexin' ain't cool, man.
Hahahaha, you missed the point man. It happened once and it was a completely honest mistake made by a group of people looking for them, not one person trying to block. Hell, what do I care if two of my friends bone? They're the ones who get to look each other in the face the next day hahahaha. I for one am a perpetuator of such circumstances.

You seem very aggressive right now. I bet you drink aggressively. And then pass out.

Nothing else explains this hostility.
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:22 PM   #51
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It sounds like Reaper's got some sand in his vagina.
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I've never been chiefed in my whole life. I've had too much to drink before midnight on an occaision before.

I just don't get the guys who think drinking is some kind of competition and the homoerotic bs that they engage in when someone doesn't meet their personal expectations by passing out early.
LOL.. reminds me of a Dave Chapelle skit



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Hahaha, that's hilarious. Watch the full video people, that's way troo funny.
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:44 PM   #54
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Someone needs to post the "internet tough guy" image in this thread......
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Old 07-22-2009, 03:58 PM   #55
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It is bizarre that white guys like to draw dicks and put carrots up asses of their friends, is the drawn dick actually you wishing it was your dick on his cheek, you should change your name from alltherage to alltheraginghomosexualundertones.

and I have done stupid crap like that too, just "yanking your chain" ATR.
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Man, drunken Fish Creek adventures with a bunch of people is always a blast!
try smashrooms and go there at night.... omfg
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Man, those mix-it-all parties produce some of the worst hangovers..
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Old 07-22-2009, 05:55 PM   #58
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Wow, does this thread make me feel old.

I almost forgot about "those" days...
I'm with you on this one. I remember these days vividly though, a ton of fun, but a long time ago!
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Jesus, I should read the whole thread before replying, this one took a turn for the gross.
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Old 07-22-2009, 06:05 PM   #60
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Somewhat related, fun bar game called "###### shots".

Get however many people you want to play, at least 4 is good. One person agrees to buy the round, followed by the other 3 etc. You must have a bartender who is willing to charge you a base price.

Reason being, everyone gets a beer bottle cap. You chuck said beer bottle cap at the bottles of liquor behind the bar. Whatever stuff the caps hit, gets put in the shot. No mixers, no nothing.

Sometimes you get delicious combinations of hard liquor you'd never imagined, and more often than not you get a mix of things that should never be mixed, making you say "######!" after the shot, hence the name.

Fun if you're out getting loaded.
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