Do you wash your legs?

[calumniate]

I just turn my bidet on turbo and the water eventually makes it down to my legs

[activeStick]

Also, we have a dermatologist in our group of friends and she says people should not use loofahs for body soap even though many do. Unless you're replacing them every week and sanitizing them between uses in that week, according to her, they breed too much bacteria and nasty things that they could actually hurt you via infections and other things. She says your hands are the best and most sanitary way to apply soap.

[edslunch]

Originally Posted by Charcot

Here is a link to recommendations from the Cleveland Clinic which seems consistent with most dermatologists recommendations.

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/h...-take-a-shower

The only difference is this site suggests showering daily as rule and most others recommend fewer showers unless you've participated in activities that might result in sweat/dirt/odour.

With respect to the question at hand:

Focus on the smelly bits

Unless you’ve been mud wrestling, you probably don’t need to use soap on your entire body. “Generally, the only areas that you need to wash with soap are your face, armpits and groin,” she says.

That’s me. Groin->armpits->butt using my groin as the staging area for soap. Wash hair. Wash face.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by edslunch

That’s me. Groin->armpits->butt using my groin as the staging area for soap. Wash hair. Wash face.

Balls Soap for your face..............yuck

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Balls Soap for your face..............yuck

Balls soap ranked worse than butt soap?

[DoubleF]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Balls Soap for your face..............yuck

Why does it seem like it's common for some people to seemingly scratch and sniff? I mean, I kinda get that some people are unable to lather on their head... but still, order of operations is important for stuff like this.

And some of y'all don't seem to understand the point of a bath. The point of a bath is not to soak in "eau de me". It's to fill it with stuff like salts and scents to soak scents into your body that you'd typically do coincidental rinses at best.

I shower after I bath. I've had people say that's weird. I don't think it's weird to rinse after soaping dishes, I think it's proper. I don't think it's weird to shower after soaking in a bath.

[Fuzz]

Ya, you absolutely have to shower after a bath. Weird not to.

[TheIronMaiden]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Balls Soap for your face..............yuck

Weren't you the guy talking about getting pissed on in the shower?

[edslunch]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Balls Soap for your face..............yuck

Noooo! Fresh soap for the face, do you think I'm an animal?

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden

Weren't you the guy talking about getting pissed on in the shower?

No I was talking about piss tag, a wholesome game

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

No I was talking about piss tag, a wholesome game

The only time its holesome is if you’ve got great aim.

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Balls Soap for your face..............yuck

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[activeStick]

Seems relevant...

https://twitter.com/user/status/1783636098666680562

[Locke]

Originally Posted by activeStick

Seems relevant...

https://twitter.com/user/status/1783636098666680562

Did they find these experts on Vancouver's Downtown East Side?

I dunno...I find daily showers necessary otherwise its like going camping and feeling like a beast.