On your knees - A new religion!!!!

[Cheese]

Heres a song the Beacons can sing....

Hum to your fave Rasta song.

Kiprusoffarian.....Kiprusoffarian
Kiprusoffarian.....Kiprusoffarian
First come the word, then come the herb
Reggae the beat, Kipper take the heat
Mikey V., my old friend, I remember you still
Wailing, inhaling, on the ice vs the Oil
Feeling your spirit, Kipper got more can you hear it?
Come on in, Mikey V., come on in
Come on in, Mikey V., come on in
Kiprusoffarian....Jah!....Kiprusoffarian....Jah!
Kiprusoffarian...Jah!....Kiprusoffarian....Jah!
Kiprusoffarian....Jah!....Kiprusoffarian...Jah!
Kiprusoffarian....Jah!....Kiprusoffarian....Jah!
The stronger the root, the stronger the power
Play that Kipper man, send backup to the shower
Nucks know he can play, he play like he know the way
Strong as Simon, my friend Miikka
Kiprusoffarian...Jah!....Kiprusoffarian....Jah!
Kiprusoffarian...Jah!....Kiprusoffarian....Jah!
Strong headed player, make the deke on Miikka
Kipper kick out leg stoned that playa
Illegal stick no matta, nothin gets by Kipper the greatest
Kipper pay the tax, so the people can relax
Kiprusoffarian....Jah!....Kiprusoffarian....Jah!
Kiprusoffarian....Jah!....Kiprusoffarian....Jah!
Kiprusoffarian....Jah!....Kiprusoffarian....Jah!
Kiprusoffarian....Jah!....Kiprusoffarian....Jah!
Kiprusoffarian....Jah!....Kiprusoffarian....Jah!

[Calgary Flames]

Fantastic!!!

[calgaryred]

Nice read I liked the comments about the Tampa Bay series very well done.

[Kidder]

Tears in my eyes.

Wow, that was incredible.

[Cheese]

Just in case someone needs the recipe...

Finnish Fish Pie (Kalakukko)

. Recipe Ingredients Dough:

4 dl water
7 dl rye flour
3 dl white flour
50 gr butter
2 tsp salt

Filling:

800 gr small fish (vendace, perch)
200 gr side pork
1 tbs salt
. Recipe Cooking and Preparation Method Clean the fish and strain well. Prepare the dough. Mix the flours and salt and then stir them into the water. Add the soft butter and knead into a firm dough. With a rolling pin, roll out the dough into a circular, approximately 1 cm thick crust (The center of the crust should be thicker than the edges). Sprinkle the center of the crust with rye flour.

Place the fish, salt and side pork, in layers, onto the center of the crust. Raise the edges and close the seam tightly with water and flour. Form into a round shape. Place the pie upside down (the seam downwards) onto a baking tray covered with greaseproof paper.

Bake at 200 degrees Celsius until the crust has a brownish color. Wrap the pie in foil, lower the heat to 75 - 100 degrees Celsius, and bake for approximately 5 – 6 more hours. After removing the pie from the oven, cover it with a kitchen towel to soften the crust.

[Kybosh]

Originally Posted by kermitology

Dionism, Kiprusoffarian, Sutterite

Holy trinity?

The father, the son and the Finnish ghost?

[Shazam]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[TheyCallMeBruce]

That's why I am a Dionite. Did you know that Dionites are endowed with the power to forward AND backward check people? I do it all the time at the office.

[WesternCanadaKing]

I am Kiprusoffarian!

I second the Best. Post. Ever.

[notoepik]

I AM TURCONIAN!

[HPLovecraft]

This is creepy...

[SaskaBushFire]

Well done, that is great.

I will not anounce my Kiprusoffarianism until I get his name on my jersey .. but till then consider me a Crease Boy.

[serhat09]

hahah this is awesome. hey, if we get like 2000 people saying that they are this religion on paper, it could become official

[RedMan12]

Originally Posted by serhat09

hahah this is awesome. hey, if we get like 2000 people saying that they are this religion on paper, it could become official

I don't know how many people you need for Canada but when I lived in the States for awhile you only needed 4 or 5 people to start a religion oficially.

[serhat09]

Originally Posted by RedMan12

I don't know how many people you need for Canada but when I lived in the States for awhile you only needed 4 or 5 people to start a religion officially.

haha well, i wasn't being serious, but yeah, i think you need about 2000 or so. Because when i was in England for a week, they almost past "The Force" religion, after the Star Wars thing because they got 2000 people to declare they are that religion. Seeing Canada is a commonwealth, perhaps it's similar. Dont know though.

[Reggie Dunlop]

Here's how to incorporate a religious society

Brother Cheese is not a resident of Alberta, unfortunately. We would need to annoint some local fellers.

[Textcritic]

Originally Posted by Cheese

...·The Day before the Kiprusoff takes to the ice in battle will forever be known as Yom-Kipper. Beacons and followers must adorn themselves in the color of the Kipper and feast mightily to gain strength for the fight against the next great enemy. It is recommended that followers indulge in foods of the Finnish variety such as meatballs, chicken or salmon. The kalakukko fish pie is known to have special powers and if all Beacons partake of this meal it is a guarantee that the great Kipper will be victorious in the following days battle.

Killer thread, Cheese. Nice work.

I should like to suggest a theological shift in the service of grammatical correctness, and to ensure that the Hassidic Jews do not mount a lawsuit (or a Holy War). Yom Kipper is literally translated the "Day of Kipper"; perhaps a slight emmendation to Yom P'ny Kipper; the "Day before Kipper", is in order. Erev-Kipper, or "Kipper's Eve" does not have the same ring to it, but it is perhaps even more syntactically appropriate.
On a side note:
• Are players on the Flames roster "pillars of the church", much like the apostles in Christiandom?
• If so, do they qualify for veneration?

[KipperIsGod]

My name says it all so I better join. Kiprusoffarian!

[Cheese]

Originally Posted by fotze

This is the dawning of the Age of Huselius, the age of huselius...

Holy crap fotze...thats ME on the bottom right! Oh crap...thats the ex on bottom left...guess she didnt like the bottom centre.

[Cheese]

Originally Posted by Textcritic

Killer thread, Cheese. Nice work.

I should like to suggest a theological shift in the service of grammatical correctness, and to ensure that the Hassidic Jews do not mount a lawsuit (or a Holy War). Yom Kipper is literally translated the "Day of Kipper"; perhaps a slight emmendation to Yom P'ny Kipper; the "Day before Kipper", is in order. Erev-Kipper, or "Kipper's Eve" does not have the same ring to it, but it is perhaps even more syntactically appropriate.
On a side note:
• Are players on the Flames roster "pillars of the church", much like the apostles in Christiandom?
• If so, do they qualify for veneration?

LOL...you think the Hassidics would mount a Jihad against CP? Now thats something Id pay to see LOLOL...<with apologies to the great Bingo>!
Roster players are not "pillars". They have their own following and it must remain that way in the case they are excommunicated to another region. Of course if they are excommunicated, a quick veneration of that player may happen upon his return to battle against his former mates.