The investment commercial where the woman calculates how much money the firm is making off of her retirement, and then the creepy, neon eyed banker tells her her numbers dont make sense, then the zoom in on her and she agrees that he's a crook. Slowly and quietly and awkwardly. I think I'd rather be lounging in Frasier's bathtub while he drops a spike in the toilet, than be in that room. The banker is clearly lizard people. Just look at his eyes. His forked tongue is about to poke out both of the chick's eyes at the same time!
The investment commercial where the woman calculates how much money the firm is making off of her retirement, and then the creepy, neon eyed banker tells her her numbers dont make sense, then the zoom in on her and she agrees that he's a crook. Slowly and quietly and awkwardly. I think I'd rather be lounging in Frasier's bathtub while he drops a spike in the toilet, than be in that room. The banker is clearly lizard people. Just look at his eyes. His forked tongue is about to poke out both of the chick's eyes at the same time!
There's another in this series of commercials with a dude with a beard. He gets all sentimental about investing not being a 'game' and that it's his families future. Cut to next commercial - Ford - same bearded actor wanting to frivolously spend thousands on a car with flames or something on it. Makes me laugh every time.
Speaking of lizard bankers there's an investment commercial, I want to say Assante, and the guy they show as the advisor is the greasiest looking guy ever.
It honestly looks like they intentionally used somebody that you wouldn't want to trust with your money. He's what a used car salesman would look like on SNL.
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Giuseppe Pizza. If only because the little man jumping out of the pizza box is creepy. Or because the woman talking to him is clearly high on a boat load of hallucinogens. Or both.
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Speaking of lizard bankers there's an investment commercial, I want to say Assante, and the guy they show as the advisor is the greasiest looking guy ever.
It honestly looks like they intentionally used somebody that you wouldn't want to trust with your money. He's what a used car salesman would look like on SNL.
I've seen that commercial exactly once and this is exactly what I thought hahah. Pretty greasy stubble coming in on him too. Not a very professional look. Maybe an owner or something?
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That one car commercial with that annoying "Oh baby, be, be, be, oh, baby" song drives me nuts. Air a new commercial already or atleast get a new song.
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That Hitmen commercial with the voiceover of some annoying teenager spouting of Oilerisms about celly's etc.
Another terrible radio commercial is the Northstar Ford one on JackFM (and maybe other stations.) The guy is advertising a service special for "a hundred buck" which normally costs "3 hundy." Who talks like that?
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Another terrible radio commercial is the Northstar Ford one on JackFM (and maybe other stations.) The guy is advertising a service special for "a hundred buck" which normally costs "3 hundy." Who talks like that?
That one car commercial with that annoying "Oh baby, be, be, be, oh, baby" song drives me nuts. Air a new commercial already or atleast get a new song.
This x 1000. The stupid yodeling song drives me crazy, so annoying.
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