What is going on in that Orkin commercial? I've tried to figure it out but it's beyond my comprehension. The 2 kids found some termites on a log so they threw it in the pool and are now doing log rolling with it, even though there is a pile of logs beside the house?
Then the sweat pants wearing mother yells some log rolling jargon at them? Wtf? I don't understand what she's saying.
What is going on in that Orkin commercial? I've tried to figure it out but it's beyond my comprehension. The 2 kids found some termites on a log so they threw it in the pool and are now doing log rolling with it, even though there is a pile of logs beside the house?
Then the sweat pants wearing mother yells some log rolling jargon at them? Wtf? I don't understand what she's saying.
WTF, indeed.
I had to look this up because your description sounds like something you hallucinated in a fever dream and couldn't possibly be a real thing.
Lo and behold...
If I understand the premise, they're saying that Orkin uses "science" to not only kill pests that are in your house, but also prevent new pests from coming in.
I believe it's supposed to be a family of log rollers who use their pool for practicing log rolling, and not swimming. See, that's funny because everyone knows pools are for swimming, not log rolling.
Their kids have a bunch of their "pool toys" piled up beside the house and they just saw a termite by the wood pile. The mom called Orkin to use their "science" to keep the termites away.
At the end, I think the mom is saying "She's bobbing the log. You know what I mean? You bob that log, Candace!"
The unanswered question, of course, is who is that commercial's target audience?
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OMG, I can't believe nobody has said anything about the damn milk commercial!!! "Guys, it doesn't get any better than this"
It was mildly humourous once and that was because it seemed like a beer commercial. Now it is overly cheesy and played EVERY commercial break during hockey games!!
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OMG, I can't believe nobody has said anything about the damn milk commercial!!! "Guys, it doesn't get any better than this"
It was mildly humourous once and that was because it seemed like a beer commercial. Now it is overly cheesy and played EVERY commercial break during hockey games!!
How about the milk one where they fistbump and it makes that checkout beep sound? That one goes on for way to long.
OMG, I can't believe nobody has said anything about the damn milk commercial!!! "Guys, it doesn't get any better than this"
It was mildly humourous once and that was because it seemed like a beer commercial. Now it is overly cheesy and played EVERY commercial break during hockey games!!
I never knew it was about milk until recently. Just thought it was a beer commercial and never paid attention to the end.
That WWE commercial that's played every break on Sportsnet. It makes me want to hurl my tv into the sun. I think it's more of the terrible white trash 'heavy metal' song that makes my ears bleed.
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I don't usually post commercials I hate but that JACK 96.6 commercial where the two dudes dress up for karaoke and start wrestling at the end is cringe worthy bad. How does something like that get signed off by anyone of authority?
The investment commercial where the woman calculates how much money the firm is making off of her retirement, and then the creepy, neon eyed banker tells her her numbers dont make sense, then the zoom in on her and she agrees that he's a crook. Slowly and quietly and awkwardly. I think I'd rather be lounging in Frasier's bathtub while he drops a spike in the toilet, than be in that room. The banker is clearly lizard people. Just look at his eyes. His forked tongue is about to poke out both of the chick's eyes at the same time!
Late to the party on this, but I saw it so much during March Madness is drove me nuts. Banker is creepy, but I'm totally on his side, because her math makes no sense. I'd really like them to show me their work on that.
Jeez this 403-dentist commercial on the radio is terrible. From the guy that starts with "HUUUUNNNNNYYYYYYY Timmy chipped his tooth" to the annoying in sync at the end "Guess we'll need Timmy". Cue the sitcom canned laugh track. It is all just so bad even for AM radio
This new Viagra commercial where the guy just can't have anything but Viagra. I suppose I get being happy that you're not going to have a limp noodle anymore, but I've never seen a man so happy to announce he's got a limp noodle to perfect strangers.
