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Old 08-13-2014, 09:51 PM   #21
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Old 08-13-2014, 10:14 PM   #22
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Procreating with porn stars to create a master race of (can anyone provide me with a word that comes close to as slamming as ######). I'm trying to avoid that word but need something as good.
Microcephalic meatheads.

And it's even alliterative with "master race"!
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Procreating with porn stars to create a master race of (can anyone provide me with a word that comes close to as slamming as ######). I'm trying to avoid that word but need something as good.
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Wow. Dude better keep running and Running fast. In 30 years he has made 8000 captures Not one person has got away.
Hes aware that there is no compensation as he has not jumped bail.
http://www.mmamania.com/2014/8/12/59...machine-arrest

Finally, if you do catch him, any words of advice or encouragement that you might be willing to impart as he faces the music?

If? It's not a matter of "if," Tom, but "when" I catch him. When I go after someone, I need to have a beginning, middle and end. As I develop who you are, what you do, what you eat, what you smoke, what you love, what you hate, what you watch on TV, what books you've read, who's you're favorite grandma -- once I've been through all of this with those close to you, who told me all about your personality and what you were like when you were six years old, like that time your daddy died in your arms -- I'm old enough to know a lot about people that I can categorize. So, I have to know, how do I fix this guy? I've already planned it. I know what I'm going to say....

... Wait, what? They're calling me, I've got to go, Tom.





Edit: did some research . Hr is describing things he knows about him already. Like when he performed CPR on his father.

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Old 08-14-2014, 06:31 AM   #28
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Procreating with porn stars to create a master race of (can anyone provide me with a word that comes close to as slamming as ######). I'm trying to avoid that word but need something as good.
I'm assuming you considered the obvious one...

Porn star + ###### = fu(ktard
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Old 08-14-2014, 06:43 AM   #29
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This guy's tweets are ridiculous.

War Machine @WarMachine170
@ChristyMack I love you and hope you're okay. I came him early to surprise you and help you set up for your convention. I can't believe


War Machine @WarMachine170
@ChristyMack what I found and can't believe what happened. All I wanted was to surprise you and help and do something nice...now this..


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@ChristyMack I'm so heart broken...in all ways. I will always love you.


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I'm not a bad guy, I went to surprise my gf, help her set up her show and to give her an engagement ring and ended up fighting for my life.


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I only wish that man hadn't been there and that Christy & I would behappily engaged.I don't know y I'm so cursed.One day truth will come out

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"####...last night was NOT good...lil' misunderstanding and then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I'm ####ed...Pretty sure my porn days are over. Prolly be going to jail too...when they find me...haha!"
Makes me so angry to read those, what a horrible human being, complete SCUM.
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Also... are people really surprised that MMA 'stars' are unstable lunatics with violent tendencies? I mean is that really shocking to anyone?

It seems to me that the entire league of these 'stars' might have 9 brain cells to rub together between the 200 of them.
The community of fans does not bump the brain cell count up very much either. I never understood how that stuff became popular so fast.
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Old 08-14-2014, 07:12 AM   #31
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I love MMA, as a sport its great fun to watch, our local guy in Iceland is a rising star, and he's one of the most laid back easy going people, I would of course agree MMA, boxing and these types of sports attract and contain people more prone to violence, it is their craft.

But while there are cases of idiots like this, there are many more good guys who besides their violence in the ring are good people.
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Call me a Canucks fan, but if you have jealousy issues, dating a porn star should be avoided?
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Yeah, you can't really use that as it refers to the east asian ethnic group...
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Procreating with porn stars to create a master race of (can anyone provide me with a word that comes close to as slamming as ######). I'm trying to avoid that word but need something as good.
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Call me a Canucks fan, but if you have jealousy issues, dating a porn star should be avoided?
He is also a porn star as well as a mma fighter . When he tweeted about his porn career being over it wasn't a joke.
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Sad to see one guy paint MMA fighters a bad picture. The MMA fighters I have met in real life are probably one of the most humble and earth people.
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Also... are people really surprised that MMA 'stars' are unstable lunatics with violent tendencies? I mean is that really shocking to anyone?

It seems to me that the entire league of these 'stars' might have 9 brain cells to rub together between the 200 of them.
I dont know jack about MMA, but I watched the GSP documentary and was really impressed.

This guy is just a wacko. Yes, UFC, WWE, Boxing and other sports where the point is to cave another dude's skull in attract lunatics, probably in higher proportions than any other sports.
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And it's even alliterative with "master race"!
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A reward of $10,000 dollars is now being offered by Friends of Christy Mack for information that leads to his arrest.
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A reward of $10,000 dollars is now being offered by Friends of Christy Mack for information that leads to his arrest.
Paid out in sticky dolla dolla bills?
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