Moving to Vancouver Island

[Thor]

So me and at least 15 people are looking at buying property in Vancouver Island, not looking for a city or town, but more remote area..

Anyone know a good realtor or people who might be selling property in the next year?

[savemedrzaius]

I've got a place for sale. It's really remote. Completely surrounded by mountains and the only way to get to it is by boat.

Has a newly refurbished bunker, fully stocked with multiple types of weapons. The government satellites can't spy on us because we have installed a dome. The property also has one master bedroom for our leader and many smaller rooms for his wives and children.

Our cult has gotten a little bigger so we are looking to move onto something a little more spacious. PM me if interested.

[JohnnyB]

Originally Posted by savemedrzaius

I've got a place for sale. It's really remote. Completely surrounded by mountains and the only way to get to it is by boat.

Has a newly refurbished bunker, fully stocked with multiple types of weapons. The government satellites can't spy on us because we have installed a dome. The property also has one master bedroom for our leader and many smaller rooms for his wives and children.

Our cult has gotten a little bigger so we are looking to move onto something a little more spacious. PM me if interested.

Will PM. Very interested.

That's a pretty broad request? Having grown up on the island, I have a little insight, but you will have to be a little more specific. Do you want beachfront, mountains, east, north, west, south... My parents just moved from Nanaimo to Lake Cowichan and that's a nice little area with access to a nice lake, a quick drive to the west coast (Port Renfew) or east coast (Duncan)

[Svartsengi]

Wife and I spend time in Port Alberni area in the summer. Dave Koszegi is a realtor out there with quite a few listings. Never met the guy but you can't miss his truck. Good luck!

www.sproatlakehomes.com

[nik-]

I'm very suspicious of this Icelandic colony.

[DuffMan]

15 people, eh?

[Fuzz]

Parksville is really nice. Slow lifestyle, everyone drives calmly, lots of bingo nights and knitting clubs.

[Ozy_Flame]

This sounds like cult behavior, especially if you end up finding a "compound."

[DuffMan]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Parksville is really nice. Slow lifestyle, everyone drives calmly, lots of bingo nights and knitting clubs.

I can vouch for this as my parents live there.
Also, come to think about it, some guy from Saskatchewan moved there a few years ago, and bought a few acres of forest, I think he wanted to take down a tree, so he bought a chainsaw, which lead to, buying more stuff, taking down more trees, and now he has a full fledged excavation company.
I can still hear him chainsawing right up until dusk, almost every night out there. I think he has a wood chipper too.
Might be the sort of thing your viking clan wants to try there. or build boats.

[DuffMan]

Also, think the Comox/Courtney area is really nice.
So is Campbell River farther north.

[Kybosh]

Ya, lots of lumber for boats and locations to launch raiding parties from. I'd move to Vancouver Island as well.

[DuffMan]

Hell, if we're going to raid England or France, count me in too.

[Baron von Kriterium]

Originally Posted by Thor

So me and at least 15 people are looking at buying property in Vancouver Island, not looking for a city or town, but more remote area..

Anyone know a good realtor or people who might be selling property in the next year?

You can search Landquest.

http://www.landquest.com/buyrealesta...verIsland.aspx

Keep in mind that a lot of it is just undeveloped land.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by savemedrzaius

I've got a place for sale. It's really remote. Completely surrounded by mountains and the only way to get to it is by boat.

Has a newly refurbished bunker, fully stocked with multiple types of weapons. The government satellites can't spy on us because we have installed a dome. The property also has one master bedroom for our leader and many smaller rooms for his wives and children.

Our cult has gotten a little bigger so we are looking to move onto something a little more spacious. PM me if interested.

Where can I subscribe to your newsletter? I have an email address and credit card information handy.

[CaptainYooh]

Originally Posted by Thor

So me and at least 15 people are looking at buying property in Vancouver Island, not looking for a city or town, but more remote area...

This is competing for one of the weirdest questions I've seen here... Not as high up as JHunt223's question, but probably within range.

[rubecube]

Yeah, you'll definitely need to be more specific. For South Island, I'd look at Metchosin or East Sooke if land is your primary interest.

[afc wimbledon]

Courtney or the Gulf Islands already reek of patchouli oil, one more commune full of dreadlocked ill washed middle class white kids will go unnoticed

[Erick Estrada]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Parksville is really nice. Slow lifestyle, everyone drives calmly, lots of bingo nights and knitting clubs.

I like Parksville as it has good proximity to numerous beaches and is close to Nanaimo. However I don't think its as isolated as the OP is looking for here.

[sureLoss]

Weed growing op?