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Old 06-03-2013, 03:34 PM   #21
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Sniffing the wrong butt
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Old 06-03-2013, 07:30 PM   #22
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I guess you could say she had sex with her dog.
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Old 06-03-2013, 07:33 PM   #23
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Who is doing who?
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Old 06-03-2013, 08:06 PM   #24
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Now I understand that old saying "itis a dogs life"
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Old 06-03-2013, 08:52 PM   #25
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It's a dog eat dog day.
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Old 06-03-2013, 08:58 PM   #26
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Doggone it, another teacher sex scandal!
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Old 06-03-2013, 09:08 PM   #27
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Dog ate my homework?
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Old 06-03-2013, 09:10 PM   #28
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Guess her bone-a fidos aren't up to sniff anymore?
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Old 06-03-2013, 09:21 PM   #29
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It's not cheating because it's your dog
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Old 06-03-2013, 10:13 PM   #30
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Yeah, this is one I wish I had not opened.
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"Fighting" like "cats" and dogs?!?!
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Old 06-03-2013, 10:17 PM   #32
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Yeah, this is one I wish I had not opened.
That's what the dog said!
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Old 06-03-2013, 10:19 PM   #33
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Well, this is weird.

So, a Child Advocacy agency had sufficient evidence to obtain a search warrant for her home, theres no word that they found anything to substantiate that search.

However, upon searching her home they found that shes been playing Red Rover in all the wrong ways.

Very strange, I wonder what the Advocacy Agency's grounds were.
She must have been attentive at work...

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Old 06-03-2013, 10:24 PM   #34
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It's a dog eat dog world and she's wearing milkbone lingerie.
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Old 06-03-2013, 11:15 PM   #35
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And the dog gave her the bone
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Old 06-03-2013, 11:21 PM   #36
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The dog really knew where to bury that bone.
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Old 06-04-2013, 12:09 AM   #37
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If she got pregnant, what would the offspring look like?

Countless options, really.
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Old 06-04-2013, 02:53 AM   #38
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I hope the dog doesn't get throat cancer.
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Old 06-04-2013, 03:19 AM   #39
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"My homework" is one of the strangest euphemisms I've heard in a while.
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Oh Skippy was a good dog, he was our family pet...
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